Chapter 39 Funny Tax Office Leaders
Zhang Shaohua must have listened to Feifei's words. After finishing the hospital's work, he came to the town tax bureau to cure those people with cerebral atrophy.
Zhang Shaohua is so famous, but when Zhang Shaohua walked in the lobby of the bureau, no one knew him.
After Zhang Shaohua looked at the organizational distribution map on the wall, he walked straight to Director Wang’s office on the second floor.
Director Wang is presided over a relevant meeting to discuss the handling of Section Chief Hong and others.
Director Wang stood there, waved his hand, and said loudly: "The city hospital said that the disease of Section Chief Hong and others is not cured at all. They are all staying in the first-floor conference room, and their families are reluctant to take them back. The family's opinion is that they come to work well and they will only come to take them after we cure them. Alas! We dare not send them to Zhang Shaohua, so we provoked him first. I am very worried that after sending them, he will not only not treat them, but will also turn the person who sent them into this way. Zhang Shaohua has great magical powers, but his temper is as great as his ability. People as powerful as Chen Hu have been destroyed by him. I am worried that if our tax bureau accidentally offends him, he will also be destroyed by him!"
"Tu tuk tuk" knocks on the door, but no one pays attention. There are rules in the branch that no one is allowed to trespass in during meetings.
When Director Wang wanted to continue speaking, the "tuk tuk" sound turned into "tuk tuk". Director Wang was furious: "Who? Coax the knockers away from me."
A deputy director quickly ran over to open the door. The deputy director didn't know Zhang Shaohua and shouted sternly: "Who are you? Get out of here!"
Director Wang knew him! After seeing that it was Zhang Duohua, he thought that Zhang Shaohua came to punish him. He was so scared that his legs became weak and his body became shorter. He crawled into the belly of the table and trembled all over.
When other leaders at the meeting saw Director Wang like this, several of them hurriedly got into the table. One of them was bold and quickly called the police and said there were terrorists.
"Haha! Is this a rat's nest?" Zhang Shaohua ignored him and scolded his deputy director and asked with a smile.
The deputy director heard the movement behind him and quickly looked back. All he saw was his butt, and the heads of the participants were buried in the table.
The deputy director couldn't help but tremble and was immediately overwhelmed by cold sweat. He didn't understand what was going on, but fear was contagious. He was frightened and immediately ran to the conference table without saying a word, imitating others' behavior, and also crawled into the belly of the table and raised his butt high.
Those heads were in the belly of the table, you squeezed me and I pushed you, all of them were pushed together.
Director Wang yelled: "Get out of the way!"
No one paid attention to him. Everyone thought that burying on the table can save his life. No matter how fierce the director is, he is not afraid. He usually doesn’t dare to breathe when he sees Director Wang, but now he dares to drill his head intimately under Director Wang’s body.
Zhang Shaohua was confused. In his impression, these leaders should be like the one who scolded him just now. Leader! He is a local emperor! He should be very angry, majestic, and arrogant. Why are they all like rats now?
Zhang Shaohua walked over and kicked those people's butts, and a stench appeared in his asshole. Zhang Shaohua didn't dare to kick, but was afraid that after kicking too much, the feces would appear in his asshole even more smelly.
He bent his fingers and gently tapped the table. The table immediately became quiet, with only the sound of his head touching the back of the table from time to time.
"I'm here to treat the patient. What are you playing?" Zhang Shaohua asked in confusion.
No one answered, only the sound of the body trembling and touching the table and chairs.
Wan'er of the district criminal investigation team was at the Tianyan Town Police Station. Regarding the matter of whether the tax bureau reported the case or not to file a case, she came to report the decision in person. Just when she conveyed the district bureau's instructions and was about to leave, she received a notice that a terrorist in the tax bureau broke in and hoped that she would go and deal with it.
Wan'er took out her pistol, loaded the bullet, rushed out immediately, and drove to the tax bureau. Her reaction was too fast. When her car drove out of the police station, a group of talents in the police station gathered and listened to the director's mobilization and lectures.
After Wan'er's car arrived at the tax bureau building, she jumped out, held a pistol in her right hand, and quietly touched it with a staff member's guidance.
Wan'er came to the door of the conference room and saw a boy's back inside. She felt familiar, but because of the impression of a terrorist, she looked at him carefully and found that the boy was empty-handed and knocking on the conference table. She thought the opportunity was good, so she jumped in vertically, with her left hand and her right pistol headed towards the other party's temple.
Zhang Shaohua didn't know that Wan'er would fall from the sky like a great god. He was in a state of curiosity. These leaders were so strange. I came with bare hands and kindness. Why did you hide your head one by one and reveal your butt? Xiaohua and I played hide-and-seek, and they wouldn't be like this! They are so mentally retarded! They all felt like they had brain atrophy, and their butts were exposed outside. This was considered to be hiding? Alas! Leaders are leaders, and their ideas and practices are really creative. Ordinary people wouldn't think of it if they beat him to death.
Just as Zhang Shaohua felt extremely curious about something, someone suddenly strangled his neck and was about to get angry, but the cold gun was pressed on his temple.
The arms that strangled my neck were as tender as lotus root. No need to ask, I am a woman, hehe! I exhale so itchy! It smells so good to face my neck. It smells so good! What kind of smell is it?
Zhang Shaohua came after listening to Feifei's words and was in a good mood. He rarely did a good thing. He didn't want to get angry even if he had a gun. After experiencing the bioengineering experimental base, he was not worried about any danger, because he was full of confidence in the holographic diagnostic instrument. Even if he was hit in the head by a bullet, it would not be in the way.
"Haha! Is this how the tax bureau welcomes me? I don't show my face and welcome me with my butt? I even used a gun. This gun cannot be used casually! The gun is targeted at bad people, and I am here to do good things today. If you don't want me to do good things, I will listen to you. No! I am entrusted by someone, and I can't explain it if I don't do good things." Zhang Shaohua said with a giggle.
The hand that strangled his throat suddenly let go, and the gun that was pressing his temple fell to the ground with a bang, and an excited scream came from behind him: "Ah? It's you? My dear, I finally saw you again, I miss you so much!"
Two soft and warm balls were pressed against her back, and two delicate hands, as white as lotus root, reached in front and hugged them in the waist.
It was so surprising! After hearing the sound of talking, Zhang Shaohua knew that it was Wan'er who was fooled by herself with pheromones yesterday.
"Catch it, catch it, hahahaha!" Director Wang crawled out from under the table and said with a laugh.
After Director Wang came out, the other branch leaders also showed their faces. Everyone was very happy because Zhang Shaohua had been hugged by Wan'er, and they thought Zhang Shaohua had been subdued.
After laughing a few times, everyone surrounded him, trying to teach Zhang Shaohua, who was brave enough to dare to trek into the tiger's den.
Before they could speak, they were all stunned. The scene in front of them was so bizarre that the female policeman who grabbed Zhang Shaohua actually kissed Zhang Shaohua's back neck desperately, muttering to himself, and tears were still flowing.
"No! Could it be that the miracle doctor used magic?" Director Wang's brain flashed through and immediately ran out desperately.
Seeing this, the others rushed to escape.
Zhang Shaohua was amused and cried, thinking that if these dogs were in the War of Resistance Against Japan, they would be either traitors or puppet troops. Their lives seemed to be more valuable than anyone else, and they would be more gentle even if they ran away. Why would they lose the dignity of officials?
After the leaders fled to the first floor, the police officers at the police station hurried aside with guns as if they were facing a great enemy, waving their hands to let everyone in the bureau leave. After all the people were evacuated, they lined up along the stairs, their legs trembling, and slowly moved upwards. The fear was as if a mouse jumped down on it, which scared their hearts out of their chests.
When the group had just found the bend of the stairs, the scene that appeared upstairs all shocked them to look at each other. I wonder if the gun in my hand continued to hold it or put it down.
Chapter completed!