【Love is sex photoshop】

Qiao Xu on the other end had no idea that Li Lina might marry him.

Today, he spent the romantic candlelight with Wei Xia in his apartment. This was the first time he had left a woman at home to spend the night in his life, because today's homework for the "straightening group" is: 1. Kissing 2. Sleeping with hugging 3. If possible, try to flirt with the opposite sex.

Obviously, the first and second items are simple, but the third item is not that easy to do. Wei Xia said: "You can adapt to it first, because I may want to vomit when I see your thing."

Qiao Xu replied, "I want to vomit when I see your things, and you still have two packs of meat on your breasts."

"You can treat them as men's chest muscles."

Qiao Xu took a deep breath and said, "Okay, you can take it off now."

Wei Xia took off her top and Qiao Xu laughed.

Wei Xia said with a serious look on her face: "Be serious, we are doing our homework! I'm going to take off my pants."

I wonder if Qiao Xu was deliberately imagining such a picture, or if the abalone I ate for dinner today was not fresh, I felt a little nauseous in an instant. He said, "I'll go to the bathroom, I'm going to vomit!" After that, he got up and rushed to the bathroom, and vomited.

After he came out, he said to Wei Xia: "No, it's so disgusting. I can't do it. You'd better go home tonight."

Wei Xia put on her clothes and slammed the door and left. At this time, Qiao Xu called Yin Enhui: "Enhui, I vomited just now..."

"What's wrong with you?" Yoon Eun Hye asked.

Qiao Xu told her what had just happened, and Yin Eun-hye smiled and said, "Don't be arrogant. Maybe you really can't change yourself. This is like the five elements of heaven and earth. Gold, wood, water, fire and earth. They will only generate and restrain each other and will not change each other. Water will never become fire."

"But I have made progress. Although I haven't reached the point where I like women, at least I have reached the point where I don't like men."

"How do you know? How do you verify it?" Yoon Eun Hye asked.

"You know there are gay men in the 'Straightening Group', but I don't feel anything about them. Besides, I haven't been to nightclubs for a long time, which proves that I have no dependence on these things. But I was wondering why when I read fashion magazines and women in playboys think they are pretty and don't feel nauseous. Why do women in life feel nauseous when they are naked and naked in front of me?"

"Haha," Yoon Eun Hye smiled, "The photos of fashion magazines are treated with photoshop, and they are real naked. They are not as beautiful as you think. Haven't you been to a public bathhouse?

Whether it is a men's bath or a women's bath, you will definitely feel even more nauseous after entering!

This is why two people who can go to bed must have love, because love is sexual photoshop!

——The beauty of sex comes from the modification of love.”

"But I've made progress and keep working hard tomorrow! How have you quit shopping?"

"Hehe," Yoon Eun Hye smiled, "I haven't been attracted to luxury goods for three weeks. To reward me for my progress, I bought a belt."

"Hahahaha," Qiao Xu laughed, "Come on, you are looking for a reason to shop! Don't waste all your efforts."

"I'm joking with you! I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to go to bed!"

"Enh, wait a moment, are you sleeping next to Liang Xiao?"

"Yes, what's wrong."

"I envy you so much." After Qiao Xu said that, he said to Yin Eun-hye in disappointment: "Good night, I wish you good luck in sex."

After hanging up the phone, Yoon Eun Hye walked to her locker room, turned on the light, looked at her clothes, shoes and bags, and said good night to them in disappointment.

【Bad luck in the morning】

Speaking of vomiting - Compared with Qiao Xu's vomiting last night, the vomiting in Hawaii was even worse in the morning.

Li Ming walked to the bath room and asked, "What unclean things did you eat yesterday? Do you want to take you to the hospital?"

"Yesterday, Enhui and the others went to have hot pot. It might not be digested until the cold wind can't be digested. I should be fine if I take some medicine."

Yoon Eun Hye also encountered something nauseating at noon this morning. Just as Yoon Eun Hye arrived at the store in the morning, Liu Xinyue’s husband stood at the door of the store. Yoon Eun Hye asked: “Hi, hello. Are you here to pick up the bags for Liu Xinyue?”

"Well..." the man hesitated and said, "Yes, she asked me to help her get that Os or something."

"Oscar de la Lunta," Yoon Eun-hye added, "Come in."

Yoon Eun Hye put the oscar                                                                                                                          

"Actually, I'm not here to get the bag, Miss Yin, I think you are my savior." The man said.

Yoon Eun Hye asked with a puzzled look: "Savior? What are you talking about? Can you explain it?"

The man showed a disgusting expression. When he lowered his head, a thin layer of fat was squeezed out of his fat chin, which made Yoon Eun-hye a little nauseous. It was really hard for her to imagine how Liu Xinyue could stand marrying such a man.

The man thought for a while and said, "I heard from my wife that you went to the mutual aid club because you owe a card debt, right?"

"Yes, then what does this matter have to do with you saying that I am your savior? Are you doing microcredit and asking me to borrow money from you? This is unlikely."

"I'm in the oil business..." said the man, "so, I want to give you some money as your reward for saving me."

"Can you make it clearer?"

"Okay, I'll just say it," the man got stuck and spitted in the ashtray on the coffee table, which made Yoon Eun-hye a little nauseated. He continued, "Since I saw you that day, I have been fantasizing about you every night. As long as I fantasize about you, my thing actually stood up. This is a miracle I have encountered for many years... So I wonder, can you be my partner, just a partner in the bed, I will not disturb your normal life."

Yoon Eun Hye looked at the phlegm he spitted in the ashtray, thinking about what he said, Yoon Eun Hye's internal organs began to churn. She didn't know how to face such a topic, and she responded politely: "Well, this may not work. First of all, I have a boyfriend, secondly, I'm not a lady, I..."

Before Yoon Eun Hye finished speaking, the man snatched the words and said, "I know you have a boyfriend, I also have a wife, we keep each other confidential. I know you are not a lady, so the price is definitely different. Every time we go to bed, we charge for an hour, and what do you think about it if you 10,000 yuan per hour?"

This was the first time Yoon Eun Hye felt disgusted when facing money. She stood up and said, "Sorry, I'll go to the bathroom."

Yoon Eun Hye vomited out in the bathroom, she rinsed her mouth with water. In less than five minutes, she walked out and saw him pulling the chain of his pants in a cold sweat. Yoon Eun Hye asked, "What did you do just now?"

"I thought about how you went to the bathroom. I just now..." After saying that, he looked at the ashtray and the coffee table, which had white sticky liquid on it.

Yoon Eun Hye shouted, "Get out of here! Or I'll call the police!"

The man stood up and said, "Think about it, it's 10,000 yuan per hour..."

After the man left, Yoon Eun-hye called someone from the cleaning company to help me clean the office. She turned on the computer and looked at the surveillance video just now. After the unsightly shot appeared, she immediately turned off the computer!

It seems that Yoon Eun Hye is going to spend some money to buy a new coffee table. Just as she was about to take her credit card into her bag and go to the furniture store, her card was gone! Yoon Eun Hye immediately called Ou Youjia: "Yu Jia, I'm being sexually harassed! At the same time, my credit card was stolen!"

"You can report your credit card quickly, and what's going on with sexual harassment?"

"I'll tell you later."

"Don't worry, I'll come to you right away."

A few minutes later, Ou Youjia rushed to Yoon Eun Hye's store. Yoon Eun Hye showed her the surveillance video and told her what had just happened. After watching the video, Ou Youjia looked disgusted and turned to Yoon Eun Hye and said, "According to his time just now, it only takes 3 minutes from the beginning to the end. That is to say, 3 minutes is one 20th of an hour, 10,000 yuan per hour, which means that your fee for each is 500 yuan... Hahaha, you are such a cunning oil merchant. I finally know how the rich get rich."

Yoon Eun-hye gave Ou Youjia a glance and said, "You are so embarrassed to joke at this time, come with me to buy a coffee table!"

"Have you lost your bank card?"

"Not yet, wait a minute, I have a call, which was called by Liang Yu." Yoon Eun-hye answered the phone and said, "Dear, is there anything wrong?"

"I'll tell you, your credit card is here with me. I'm too anxious to go out in the morning and forgot to tell you that I have something urgent to use your credit card, but one of them cannot be retrieved. The bank said it was demagnetized, so I'm helping you re-issue your credit card, but you need your ID card and you to get it. Can you come to the bank now?"

"Okay, then I'll go there now." Yoon Eun-hye hung up the phone and said to Ou Youjia, "My credit card was taken by Liang Yu-ho. I have to go to the bank. By the way, no wonder I couldn't use the credit card I iced in the refrigerator before the Spring Festival. It turned out to be demagnetized. Why didn't I think the radiation from the refrigerator could demagnetize the bank card!"

"Liang Ying secretly took your card, you have to be careful! Could he be a liar in the world?" Ou Youjia reminded.

Yin Eun-hye thought it wouldn't be possible, but she couldn't deny Ou Youjia's statement. After all, it was because she had a debt to one card and demagnetization card. Now she could only go to the bank to see what tricks Liang Yu was playing.

Yoon Eun Hye said to Ou Youjia: "Okay, I will be alert. Today is unlucky enough, sexually, harassed, scammer! What else is even more unlucky?"

Ou Youjia pointed to the coffee table and said, "And it...but seeing you are unlucky, I will give you a new coffee table."

"Thank you so much, then I'll go to the bank. You can choose the styles for me by yourself. I believe in your vision."
Chapter completed!