Chapter 2 Ancient Demon
My name is Li Xianyu. In this era when time travel and rebirth have become commonplace... I inherited my father's legacy: a grandmother!!
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The warm spring sunshine shone into the living room, on the spacious sofa, the snails... Oh no, Grandma Zu was wearing a white shirt and sitting on the sofa. Opposite her, Li Xianyu, who wanted to bury her face between Grandma Zu's legs, was confused.
First of all, we can be sure that Grandma Zu is not a normal person. Li Xianyu doesn’t understand what kind of model she exists for the time being and dare not ask.
Anyway, it's just anti-science.
Li Xianyu, who grew up sucking haze and eating preservatives, also fantasized about knocking his head on the corner of the bed, knocking out a system or something.
But when he saw a grandmother and father's will emerge from his stomach with his own eyes, it was difficult for him to accept it.
What about my three views?
What about my three views on cultivating nine-year compulsory education?
It's dog-carrying!
I used to know that fairy tales were lying, but now I know that textbooks are also lying.
"You are a descendant of the Li family, and I am your ancestor, so according to seniority, I am your grandmother, there is nothing wrong with it. That's what your father calls me." Grandma said with her chest straightened and said something.
My dad’s grandmother is not my grandmother either.
I want to call you Grandma, aren’t I my dad’s brother?
"But you look younger than me, and I have no worries in my mind." Li Xianyu picked up the teacup and took a sip, and forced himself to say.
"Well," Grandma Zu nodded: "I died when I was eighteen."
"Puff..." Li Xianyu sprayed all the tea on Grandma's chest.
Grandma Zu frowned and wiped the water stains on her breasts. The flesh color under her shirt was so clear that she was vacuumed inside. Li Xianyu, a big man, could not have taken out a bra from the closet for her to wear.
Li Xianyu took a deep breath and opened his father's second letter: "When you open the second letter, it means that Grandma Zu has refreshed your worldview. Haha, don't be excited. If you don't refresh the worldview, how can you grow up?"
"The world you see is just the tip of its iceberg. All fathers in the world should open the door to a new world for their son with their own hands. Ordinary fathers can only teach their son how to reproduce and reproduce. And I will teach you how to see this real world. You are not an ordinary person, but an ancient demon blood descendant who inherits excellent bloodlines. When you and Grandma can blend spirit and flesh, you will awaken the power of bloodlines. Before you awaken your bloodline, don't touch that real world. In addition, Grandma is a very powerful battle soul and a grinding little goblin. You must develop her well." The will end here.
How do I develop my grandmother? Hey, let me explain it clearly.
What the hell is the ancient demon blood descendant?
Li Xianyu was confused when he saw it. The devil's father said half of his words, but he didn't explain it clearly at all.
"Zu...grandma, what does the will mean?" Li Xianyu handed over my will, and could only hope that Grandma could explain all this to him. If it weren't for my will, he would not have been sitting here calmly and talking to the beautiful girl who claimed to be Grandma.
Grandma Zu took it, glanced at it, and said, "literally."
"I don't know how to understand Jueli, can Grandma help her great-grandson solve her doubts?"
Grandma Zu tilted her head and said seriously: "Of course it's okay. Let's have an ugly baby first."
"Ha?" Li Xianyu was stunned.
What the hell is an ugly doll?
"Is there any gold chocolate?"
“……”
"There is always a jump candy."
“….”
“Where is watermelon bubble gum?”
“…”
Grandma Zu bulged her cheeks, raised her eyebrows, looked cute and silly, and said angrily: "What, there aren't these delicious snacks?"
Li Xianyu reacted: "A lot of snacks from more than 20 years ago... are no longer sold."
Grandma Zu seemed to have suffered a huge blow, covering her chest, and her heartache was so painful that she couldn't breathe: "Li Wuxiang, you bastard, a short-lived ghost, made me sleep for twenty years. The world in twenty years is so boring, and I can't live."
As he was talking, the woman lay on the sofa and rolled around, looking very anxious and angry.
Grandma's personality disappeared in an instant.
Li Xianyu was stunned for a long time, "That, there are still snacks, I'll buy them for you?"
There is a convenience store downstairs. Li Xianyu took the elevator downstairs, took a walk in the convenience store, and bought a pack of spicy strips that cost three yuan and potato chips that cost six yuan.
When she returned home, Grandma Zu stood by the window and looked at the city. Li Xianyu walked into the living room and heard her faint voice: "There is such a big change, there was no house so tall before."
After knowing that Grandma Zu would not hurt him, Li Xianyu felt a little relieved, otherwise he would not come back, turned around and ran to find his adoptive father, asking for a second adoption.
"After all, it's been twenty years, and our country is still developing very fast." Li Xianyu made a fuss.
"How many years are it now?"
“2020.”
"It's been one hundred and fifty years." She said, her clear eyes looking into the distance, gradually becoming empty, and her voice became ethereal: "Every time I sleep and wake up, the world is changing and constantly changing. And I am always like this, time has lost its laws in me..."
One hundred and fifty years...
Li Xianyu almost urinated.
Grandma Zu suddenly turned around, her vicissitudes of being a master of vicissitudes were gone again, like a rude lady, staring at her: "What about snacks? If the snacks are not delicious, I'll beat you."
Li Xianyu obediently presented spicy strips and potato chips.
"Hiss...hiss... delicious...hiss, how could it be so delicious... I like this era...hiss, so spicy." Grandma Zu bit the spicy strips and fanned her little hands while her spicy eyes were filled with tears.
Looking at the grandmother who fell in love with this era again, Li Xianyu said something in his mind: Wang Jingze is strong and strong, and a bowl of fried rice can be sold to the country.
"That's it," Li Xianyu raised his thumbs up and echoed: "Weilong brand spicy strips, my childhood memories."
Li Xianyu watched her happily eat the whole package of spicy strips, poured two glasses of water, then ate the potato chips, patted her belly, lazily lay on the sofa, and said softly: "Let's talk. Before your father sealed me again, he did entrust me to be your life mentor."
"Okay Grandma." Li Xianyu sat upright and finally came. He couldn't wait to figure out everything.
The living room was silent. After a few minutes, Li Xianyu said, "Grandma Zu?"
Grandma Zu rolled her eyelids and said angrily: "What are you doing?"
“You can start.”
"I read less and need to organize language to let me ponder, don't disturb me."
A few minutes later, she adjusted the duck's sitting position, holding her chest with her left hand and supporting her chin with her right hand, "Do you know the existence of the ancient demon?"
Li Xianyu cooperated and shook his head: "I don't know."
"That is a powerful creature in ancient times. Before humans learned to record history, even humans were born in the world. The ancient demons dominated this world and were the master of this planet."
"The overlord of the ancient times should be dinosaurs."
"The earth's history for hundreds of thousands of years is buried with too many unknown secrets and pasts. Dinosaurs are just creatures that have appeared in a certain period of time."
"It's billions of years, Grandma," Li Xianyu corrected.
"..." Grandma Zu said angrily: "I won't say it."
Do I want to be face-saving?
"...I shouldn't have interrupted, you continue."
It seems that you don’t read many books.
Grandma Zu said seriously: "Humans are not the only intelligent creatures from ancient times to the present. As early as ancient times, there was a kind of creature with both wisdom and power, and they were the darlings of nature and were born with unparalleled power. Moving mountains and filling the seas is definitely not a legend in them."
Li Xianyu complained: "It's so fucking. Why don't you say that they can still ascend in the daytime and be ranked in the immortal class?"
"Everything in the world has its unique racial talents. Some animals' abilities are superpowers for humans. Superpowers do not exist, but humans themselves do not, so they subconsciously abandon it and think that it is an absurd and unrestrained thing. In fact, this is the ability given by nature. The same is true for ancient monsters. In fact, humans' longing for ascension to become immortals is not fantasy out of thin air. They have really seen the scene of flying and hiding the earth. Ancient monsters are powerful and terrible, but they can't stand time and are drowned in the long river of history."
"Slowly, since the ancient demons have perished in history, then are we their descendants?" Li Xianyu remembered the contents of the will.
"Although the ancient monster has become extinct, its gene fire has not become extinct. According to the evolution theory proposed by the Yangyi, any species on the earth can find common ground in genes. We humans have the genes of ancient monsters, including animals and plants. It can exist in our human bodies, or in dogs."
"You continue to say that Darwin's coffin board grandson helped you hold it down." Li Xianyu said.
"The blood of the ancient demons runs through the entire human history. They have abilities that humans cannot understand and strong bodies. They are not low-key and appear frequently in history, but those in power will deliberately downplay the existence of the blood of the blood. In modern times, the blood of the ancient demons is completely hidden in the shadow of history." Grandma Zu said.
"If this is the case, wouldn't society be in chaos?" Li Xianyu's three views were dying: "If I had the ability to fly over the eaves and walls, I would definitely be a flower picking thief, a groom every night, a bride every day, etc.."
He always felt that human nature coexists good and evil, and the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. Similarly, the greater the ability, the greater the harm.
"You have this little chance." Grandma Zu spat: "Since ancient times, the blood of the ancient demons has been a typical example of breach of bans by martial arts. Most of the famous families among the blood descendants served in the court. Our Li family was a well-known family. In modern times, in 1949, the Buddhist and Taoist Association officially became law enforcement officers in the blood descendants world and managed the blood descendants in the world. If you think that blood descendants can act lawlessly, it would be a big mistake. Blood descendants believe in the rule of the prevalence of the weak, but the premise is that social stability is not allowed."
"This is very china." Li Xianyu said: "Then my dad's death..."
When my biological father died, he should be in his prime. The blood descendants are so tall. Don’t tell me that he died of cancer or car accidents. It’s too down-to-earth.
"The children of the world die, and they die as their place." Grandma Zu said.
Chapter completed!