Chapter 31 Rub your sister
"Don't scare me, I'm not Tang Seng, why do they eat me?"
"This, ask them." Grandma said, then hit Chen Fan with chopsticks again, "Anyway, remember, don't be tempted in the future! Just have a young lady accompany you, so be fine! Ah!"
Chen Fan was dissatisfied with pouting and not saying anything, but he had never contradicted his grandparents since he was a child. Chen Fan thought about it and barely agreed.
After dinner, Chen Fan followed grandma's instructions to collect the dishes and chopsticks. When he arrived in the room, Li Ting's sister was sitting against the wall with her legs together. She covered her knees with a blanket and was playing with her cell phone. Chen Fan picked up the tray and was about to go out when he saw this girl looking up and down with her eyes slanted, "Come here, please do something!"
"what?"
"Buy some hot water for me, my sister wants to take a shower."
Heartbeat, Chen Fan tilted his head and looked at her.
She glared at Chen Fan, snorted coldly with her head in her ear, "What are you looking at? Don't you take a shower?"
"I know a good place, no one, and it's clean! Otherwise, I'll take you to see it!"
"Bah!" Li Ting said, curled up her legs and gave Chen Fan a blank look, "Don't think I don't know your thoughts, little pervert!"
"Let's go, it's not clear about the good people's hearts when the dog bites Lu Dongbin." Chen Fan said, reaching out his hand in her direction.
"what?"
"No tips are given for boiling water!"
"The bigger the kid is losing money!" Li Ting said, taking out a fifty-year-old piece and handing it to Chen Fan, "Make it clean! The water is about to boil!"
"Don't worry."
He happily returned to the house with the money, and Chen Fan went to the well to draw water.
Li Ting's folk remedy was a big pot, but the stove was not used for a long time and it was a bit turbid. I brushed it carefully several times and poured the water from the wooden barrel in. Chen Fan found a few more dry branches and stuffed them into the stove pit.
After a busy day, the water was about to open. Chen Fan carried a large wooden barrel that had not been used for a long time and entered her room. The door was too narrow and he could barely enter. After entering the room, Li Ting was shocked by the large wooden barrel, "What's this?"
"Wooden bucket, don't you take a shower?" Chen Fan said, then went out and poured two buckets of cold water into it. Seeing Li Ting taking a camera and shooting, Chen Fan was quite disdainful.
What's the point of taking pictures of this thing?
The people in the city are really fussing.
That night, Li Ting took a hot shower. The girl was also cruel enough. The window was inserted and the door was locked, covering it tightly inside and outside. Chen Fan was walking around under the window, only hearing the sound of water, but he couldn't find any chance. He was scratching his heart and feeling uncomfortable. As soon as the door opened, the woman who had changed into her pajamas hooked her finger at Chen Fan, "Come in."
"Do you want to rub your back?"
"Rubb your sister!"
The woman said, twisting her head and sitting on the edge of the kang, "They said, is your grandfather knows magic, is it true?"
"Yes, grandpa will, I will, too." Chen Fan said, walking to the front of the mirror with his hands behind his back, "Do you want to see?"
"think."
"It's not okay to look at me in vain, so I have to kiss me."
A big man rolled his eyes and sighed with a big wave of rolls, "What should I do if you are bigger than me, when you grow up!"
"Grow up? It's already big now. I guess it won't grow again in a few years."
"Not that!"
Chen Fan was stunned, "Then what were you talking about?"
"age!"
"Ah, I thought I was old..."
"I'm sorry!" Chen Fan was blanched again, and Li Ting hit Chen Fan in anger, "I'll ask you, what did your grandfather go? It's been two days and hasn't come back yet. Did he deliberately hide from me and say that he had something to go out?"
"Stop making trouble, grandpa doesn't owe you money, why should I hide from you?" Chen Fan said, holding his head and wandering around the house, and then stopped in front of an old-fashioned photo frame. "Grandpa went to catch the drought, not ignoring you, probably, I'll be back after waiting for a few days."
“Drought squid?”
"The worm of zombie." Chen Fan said, looking at her with complaints: "Originally, I wanted to go with my grandfather last weekend, because of you, it was delayed! If you hadn't driven into Ma Da, there wouldn't be so many things!"
"Don't say it's like you're wronged? Do you think I'm willing! I was driving on the road, and he rushed out and threw himself on the front of my car regardless of it! Can you blame me? I'm the victim!" Li Ting said, and then climbed onto the mat with grievance and opened the window, "After that, why are there so many weird things in your place? I just heard that there are water ghosts here, but I didn't hear that there are zombies!"
Looking at the tight little butt, I really wanted to touch it, "That's not called a water ghost, it's called a corpse."
"Yes, yes, corpse!"
As if he remembered something interesting, Li Ting patted the edge of the kang and asked Chen Fan to sit down, "Hey, tell my sister, have you seen that thing called the corpse?"
"See you."
“See it with your own eyes?”
"Of course."
"Then, can you catch one? Let my sister take a photo?" The woman said, pursing her lips and looking very excited. "Don't worry, if this matter is done, my sister will thank you very much!"
"Will you agree with me?"
"Get out!"
"Then forget it." Chen Fan said, yawning and preparing to leave, but grabbed her wrist and pulled it back, "Don't hurry to leave, one hundred yuan! Do you want to do it?"
"Tsk, what do you think I am? I am not the kind of person who sells my body for money!" Chen Fan said, waved his hand and prepared to go out, thinking, and then turned back, "A hundred yuan, are you doing it?"
A little stunned, the woman lowered her head.
"Do it, come here." Li Ting said, waving at Chen Fan without a smile.
As soon as Chen Fan thought about the fact that there was such a good thing, he was overjoyed.
Chen Fan was about to go over, but he saw this girl pulling out a folding knife from her backpack. With a click, the knife bounced off. The knife seedling could be half a foot long and shine, "Come on, come on..."
"Forget it, let's talk about it another day."
"Come on."
"No, no."
"Coward! I thought you were so capable!" Li Ting said, slapped the knife on the table, "Even if you don't do it, sister will still have a way! By the way, don't forget to memorize words! Those who admit to gambling are men!"
Seeing her look like she was determined to be Chen Fan, Chen Fan was quite disdainful, "I should remind you that you are willing to accept the loss of the bet. You will be called a decisive husband in the future!"
"Okay, I'll wait!"
At night, lightning and thunder started to rain heavily. After the heavy rain, the air around him was completely renewed. Chen Fan opened the window and the cold wind shop, and after confirming that all this was true, Chen Fan lay in the quilt and turned over, and his hanging heart was quietly let go.
It's raining heavily, and my grandfather must have succeeded.
When I woke up in the morning and had dinner, an uncle from my family sent me a message saying that everything was going well with my grandfather and told me that the family didn't have to worry.
Chen Fan asked him when his grandfather would come back. He waved his hand and said with a smile, "The mayor has something to do! Wait for two more days, wait for two days!"
After saying that, the person ran away.
Two days have passed since I turned around. On the third day, my grandfather has not come back. Chen Fan, who was sarcastic and sarcastic by Sister Li Ting, was lying on the desk thinking about the things in the mountains. Squad leader Han ran over with a new paper, "Hey! I'll be stunned again! I'll take the exam a few days to stay still all day long!"
"Why are you so annoying?" Chen Fan said, looking at her helplessly, "I'm even annoying than my mother! I have my plans and don't have to worry about it! Just take care of yourself!"
"Hey, you are ungrateful!" Han Mei said, riding back on the chair and frowned fiercely, "I have asked the teacher. Before the high school entrance examination, there were two final exams, only two! If you don't work hard now, you really have no chance!"
"Don't worry, I will definitely pass you next time." Chen Fan said, yawning and turning his head.
"You?" Han Mei smiled with contempt, "Don't talk about whether you can pass me. It would be a miracle that your English score can reach 60 points!"
"Can you not look down on others so much? Is it difficult to be sixty?"
"Have you been at sixty?"
"No!"
"Isn't that all right? You're so angry with me. With your grades, what should I do in the future?"
"Don't always teach me a lesson here, can you say it's like someone owes you! I ask you, I want to be able to get 60, how about you?"
"Just do whatever you say." Han Mei said, drooping her eyelids and applying hand cream, "The key is, can you take it?"
"It seems difficult to say it, but I don't believe it is harder than to be you when you are sixty!"
With a bang, the hand cream hit the table, "You talk about it!"
"You try to glar at me again." Chen Fan said, glaring back at the table, "Why do we make a bet? I won, I want you one night, you win, I will give you one night."
Han Mei laughed instead of anger, "Okay, keep your word."
He stood up and jumped up. The girl in the school uniform suddenly turned around. She smiled and looked like a little fox, "Wait, you will lose."
At three o'clock in the afternoon, all the classes were finished, and a group of people were studying in the classroom.
When Chen Fan was drawing a turtle for thirty-five years, he couldn't stand it anymore.
The teacher was not there, and the political and educational department did not come out for a walk. While everyone was not paying attention, Chen Fan packed up his things and slipped out through the back door.
As soon as he got to the carport and picked out the bicycle, Wang Erdan also ran over with his schoolbag on his back. He lowered his voice and his arm was swaying like a chicken wing, "Chen Fan! Chen Fan! Oh, why are you doing so fast? Are you waiting for me for a while!"
"What are you doing?"
"Follow you!" Wang Erdan said, and smiled sinisterly, "Don't hide it from me, my sister told me, did you come to her yesterday?!"
With a trembling hand, Chen Fan almost knelt on the ground, "What did she say?"
Chapter completed!