Chapter six hundred and fifteen, the dung pot on the head of the Buddha
At the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven, Tathagata sat on the golden lotus and his face turned pale and his face was trembling with anger.
The Arhats and Bodhisattvas sitting cross-legged below look at their noses and their noses, and they have great freedom in their hearts.
Guanyin, who was standing on the left, spoke, "Buddha, the focus interview has been clarified for you."
Tathagata cursed in his heart, "I want you to clarify it for me!" If you don't help me clarify it, it is just the jokes circulating in Lingshan. Once you clarify it, you will know all the three realms and six realms. Under the guidance of those who are interested, the jokes are true. Not to mention that some opponents deliberately spread it, I can't even wash it even if I jump into the pool of merit.
But if you want to retaliate, you will not be able to retaliate against the focus interview. In the eyes of all living outsiders, the focus interview is a kind heart.
Tathagata pondered for a moment, and a grand voice echoed in the Great Leiyin Temple: "Buddhism saves the world, and there are evil demons that will hinder the world, humiliate the Buddha and destroy the Buddha, and deceive sentient beings. You should be wary of the Buddha. Buddha is born from the heart, and the same is true for the demons. Buddha and demons are opposite to life and death." This means that if you encounter someone who talks nonsense in private, you will destroy him for the Buddha.
The Bodhisattvas and Arhats folded their hands together and lowered their heads and chanted: "Amitabha! Follow the Dharma of the World Honored One."
Tathagata said slowly, "Go back!" Everyone stood up and slowly retreated from the Great Leiyin Temple.
After all the Arhat Bodhisattvas withdrew, the Tathagata Buddha's face changed and he said ugly: "Kasyapa!"
A monk wearing a monk's robe walked in, folded his hands and lowered his head and said, "Greetings to the Buddha!"
Tathagata shouted with endless anger in his eyes: "Check it out! Who is slandering me?" The rumors were so vicious that even the Buddha Tathagata felt resentful.
In the temple of Ksitigarbha King in Yinshan, underworld, Dizang looked at the screen of his mobile phone and covered his mouth and laughed. Li Chengqiancheng did not deceive me.
After "Focus Interview", both online and reality caused a lot of controversy, and the public may not care about other things. However, Tathagata's pornographic gossip, from gods and Buddhas in the heavens to ordinary people, was full of curiosity, and they all asked and discussed each other one by one, and from time to time, a series of obscene laughter rang out.
Many monks in temples looked as ugly as if they had eaten shit.
In the Tianmen Mountain Market, the demons were all in groups of three or five, talking about the wheel, and compiling the emotional story of Tathagata and Dingguang Joyful Buddha.
Zhang Mingxuan sat in the sky and could hear the words ringing below.
"I'll tell you! According to my guess, the Buddha Tathagata must have been forced by the Buddha Dingguang Huanxi."
"Why?"
"Tell me why?"
A proud voice said, "Because Tathagata owes the money of Dingguang Huanxi Buddha!"
On the other side, a banshee said, "I'll tell you! It's not easy for Tathagata and Dingguang Huanxi Buddha to get together. At that time, Tathagata even made a big fuss in Lingshan for Dingguang Huanxi Buddha. One person and one sword pressed down the entire Lingshan Mountain, forcing many ancient Buddhas in Lingshan to admit that it was too domineering and too much.
After Tathagata became the lord of Lingshan, he even issued a ban on Buddhist disciples not being allowed to marry, in order to retaliate against the previous obstruction of the ancient Buddha and breathe a sigh of relief for Dingguang Joyful Buddha."
A female bird demon had her eyes lit up, holding her chest and said obsessively: "Wow~ Buddha Tathagata is so domineering! I like it very much."
A tree demon next to him asked in confusion: "How did you know?"
The Banshee said proudly before: "It's reasoned based on limited conditions! But what I said is definitely true."
A sheep demon said in confusion: "Reasoning? What are you doing?"
"I am the female author of the bookstore!"
The crowd around her scattered.
The witch hurriedly shouted: "Hey! Don't go! I have even more exciting inside information. Dingguang happy Buddha and Tathagata's three lives and three lives. Dingguang happy Buddha and Tathagata's love for the city. Tathagata abandoned Lingshan for Dingguang happy Buddha..."
Zhang Mingxuan shook his head and sighed, "What are you thinking about every day?"
A white cloud rose below the market, Qi Lingyun, Queen, Li Qingxuan was standing on the white clouds and flying over.
Several people came to Zhang Mingxuan in the clouds and mist.
The queen said, "Mingxuan, go back and have a rest! Let's take a look here."
Zhang Mingxuan shook his head and said, "No, sleeping with my cultivation is optional for me. I used to be just lazy and didn't really need to sleep."
Li Qingxuan said, "I finally clearly realize myself."
Zhang Mingxuan rolled his eyes and said, "Why aren't you worried today? Didn't you cry very sadly yesterday?"
Li Qingxuan shouted in shame and anger: "Who cried? Who cried? A good woman shed blood and did not cry, so I won't cry!"
The queen smiled and said, "She ran aside when she went back yesterday to start the video. Maybe she got the news!"
Li Qingxuan hummed twice arrogantly.
Zhang Mingxuan looked at Li Qingxuan thoughtfully. Did she contact that person?
Qi Lingyun looked at Bingfeng Hanging Island with concern and said, "Sister Qingya is okay, right?"
Zhang Mingxuan smiled and said, "It's okay, I should be the quasi-saint when Sister Qingya comes out."
Qi Lingyun looked at the frozen hanging island, and felt decadent in his heart. Quasi-saint? How could this make me fight? I laughed a few times and bit my white lower lip.
Zhang Mingxuan didn't notice Qi Lingyun's strangeness at all, waved his hand and said casually: "You all go back! Just have me here, Jinyang and a group of little rabbits are underneath."
Qi Lingyun nodded and said, "Okay, if you are tired, call us."
Zhang Mingxuan smiled and said, "Okay."
Qi Lingyun, the Queen and others stayed for a while before turning around.
Zhang Mingxuan grabbed his hand, and a cloud in the distance was caught. He turned his magic into his hand and pinched it on the cloud. After a moment, a cloud hut appeared in the air.
Using magic power to fix the cottage, Zhang Mingxuan walked in and started editing videos in the cottage. Anyway, waiting is a waste of time. It is better to edit "The Great Sage of Love" first. You can watch it when Sister Qingya comes out of seclusion. Even if it is a gift to her, Zhang Mingxuan was very surprised.
In fact, Li Qingya doesn't need protection at all. The ice law surrounding the hanging island now is the best protection for her. Even if the quasi-saint level arrives, she may be frozen under the laws of heaven. Zhang Mingxuan also knew this with the introduction of the Virgin Mary, so he would be able to edit the video with peace of mind.
Time passed day by day, three, five, and nine days. The editing of the video has been completed, and the snow in the sky has stopped. Zhang Mingxuan sat in front of the door of Baiyun's hut, staring at the frozen hanging island, and the ice has become thicker!
A series of lines of laws extend in the ice and connect to Li Qingya.
On the ninth night, the Demon Realm roared, and a wave connected to the Abyss of Nothingness.
The Demon King in the Deep Abyss was sitting on the throne, and suddenly opened his eyes with a hint of excitement and said, "Is there someone in the Earth Immortal World going to break through to the Quasi-Saint?!"
In the Abyss of Nothingness, huge shadows rose one by one, and a terrifying momentum raged, and countless demons fled in the desert.
Chapter completed!