Zhang Mingxuan continued: "The young man asked the Zen master: Everyone says I am ugly, am I really ugly?

The Zen master picked up a glass of water and poured it on the young man's head.

The young man wondered: What you mean is that it’s not so ugly if I wash my hair every day?

The Zen master replied: The water flows even more when it reaches the end, and the water flows even more when it raises a glass to water the Chou and Chou even more when it comes to water.”

The people below were stunned, and after a while, they realized and burst into laughter again.

The black man next to Taibai said to Taibai in surprise: "Brother Taibai, is this your poem?"

Taibai smiled so hard that he couldn't stand up and said, "I didn't expect that my poems would have this meaning. It's so ugly that it flows even more. Raising the cup to water the ugly and the ugliest, it's interesting! It's so interesting!"

Xuanzang sighed slightly, stood up and said, "I'll tell you a Zen story too!"

Everyone looked at Xuanzang curiously, and Zhang Mingxuan also looked at him with a smile, not saying more.

Xuanzang twisted the rosary and smiled and said, "When Shakyamuni Buddha was practicing the Bodhisattva Path in the past, he met a hungry vulture, who was eager to pursue a gentle and kind dove. The dove was panicked and terrified. When he saw the Bodhisattva, he threw himself into his arms to take refuge... As soon as he finished his vow, his muscles on his body returned to their original state."

All the believers below looked moved and praised.

Zhang Mingxuan raised his eyebrows and said, "I'll continue talking.

The young man couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so he asked the Zen master: Master, I often have insomnia, what should I do?

The Zen master closed his eyes and pointed his finger at the wall of the Zen room.

The young man followed the gaze and saw a white wall, and the wall was blank and there was nothing else.

After pondering for a long time, the young man suddenly realized: The master said that he should abandon the distracting thoughts in his heart and have nothing to think about before he can fall asleep?

The Zen master shook his head and was furious: I mean, get out of the way! I still let people sleep when it’s time!"

“Hahaha~”

The crowd laughed and then suddenly thought of those masters who enlightened people. Are they also making a fool of themselves?

Xuanzang raised his eyebrows and said, "I will tell you a story about the nine-colored deer sacrificing herself to save others' life!"

The two of them continued to tell the story one by one. On one side was the legend of Zen that Buddhism taught people to be good, and on the other side were the hilarious poisonous chicken soup, competing against each other on the street.

The whole street was surrounded by people watching the fun, and laughter was heard far away.

After the sound, Xuanzang became a little sweaty. There were only those famous Buddhist stories, not many.

Zhang Mingxuan still looked proud, but fortunately he had watched a lot before!

"Selling robes! Selling robes!" A voice suppressed the noise of the entire street.

An old monk, the little monk, walked in with a scepter and a cassock.

Zhang Mingxuan looked at these two people and his heart was thrilled, Guanyin!

Xuanzang also breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the old monk, and said, "How valuable is your cassock?"

The Bodhisattva smiled and said, "The cassock costs five thousand taels, and the tin staff costs two thousand taels."

Xuanzang said in surprise: "Selling so expensive?"

The Bodhisattva said: "There are benefits of cassocks, but they are not good; there are some things that require money, and some things that require money."

At this time, a team of guards ran in from the crowd and said loudly: "Your Majesty has an order, Master Xuan Xuanzang, the old monk selling the cassocks will be seen!"

Xuanzang lowered his head and said, "The little monk obeys the order!"

Zhang Mingxuan looked at Xuanzang, and the old monk followed a team of guards to leave, jumped off the table, and said to Li Qingxuan: "Let's go!" He immediately ran towards home.

Li Qingxuan followed up and asked curiously: "Why are you running?"

Then he said excitedly: "What you just said is so fun!"

The two ran back to the bookstore, and Zhang Mingxuan immediately closed the door and said, "Do you know who that old monk is?"

Li Qingxuan asked curiously: "Who?"

Zhang Mingxuan said with two words: "Guanyin!"

"Ah!" Li Qingxuan screamed in surprise and said, "What did she do in Chang'an? She even sold her robes?"

He smiled and said, "Are you so poor that you have no money to eat?"

Zhang Mingxuan rolled his eyes, heartless guy, your mother is in danger.

Zhang Mingxuan sat behind the counter, took out his phone and found a friend, entered a message and said, "Cheng Chumo, where are you?"

Cheng Chumo replied in seconds: "Cry! Where else can you be? At the college! The new dean is too strict!"

Zhang Mingxuan said in surprise: "Have you changed the dean?"

"Yes! I heard that Mr. Fang posted a riot in various government offices, which caused all officials to be dismissed and returned home. I laughed!"

Zhang Mingxuan smiled awkwardly, and now he didn't have time to pay attention to this little thing, and said, "Give me General Cheng's TT number."

Cheng Chumo: "I wonder, what do you want the old man's TT number for?"

Zhang Mingxuan: "It's useful! Hurry up!"

Cheng Chumo immediately sent a TT account, Zhang Mingxuan searched for it, "The Demon King of the World! This name is really appropriate! Add a friend. The other person immediately agreed.

The Demon King of the World: "Invincible little domineering? Zhang Mingxuan!"

Invincible little domineering: "Smiling face, it's me!"

The Demon King of the World: "Laugh, the story you just told is so funny."

Invincible little domineering: "General Cheng, where are you now?"

The Demon King of the Mianshi: "In Xuanzheng Hall."

Invincible little domineering: "Can you play with your phone in front of the emperor?"

In Xuanzheng Palace, Cheng Yaojin hid behind a big pillar, looked at his phone's phone and smiled and typed: "You care about me!"

Zhang Mingxuan smashed his mouth, but he really couldn't control it.

He quickly entered: "How is the situation inside now?"

The Demon King of the World: "What's the situation?"

Invincible little domineering: "It's the situation of selling robes!"

The Demon King of the Mianshi: "I'm talking about it, what the old monk said is really mysterious!"

After a while, the Demon King of the World: "Damn it! It's Guanyin!"

Zhang Mingxuan walked out of the gate and saw a huge Guanyin Dharma with colorful rays lit up in the sky, with seven Buddha wheels behind his head.

People in Chang'an were zealously kneeling at Guanyin.

Li Qingxuan and Li Qingya appeared beside Zhang Mingxuan.

Li Qingxuan curled his lips and said, "It's blind."

Li Qingya looked at Guanyin solemnly and said to Li Qingxuan: "Shut up!"

Guanyin smiled slightly at Zhang Mingxuan and the other two, and his figures disappeared in the air.

The entire Chang'an continued to boil after Guanyin disappeared, and the people shouted excitedly and kowtowed.

Zhang Mingxuan had been waiting in front of the door. Not long after, he saw Xuanzang riding a tall horse by the door under the escort of two teams of soldiers. He also looked at Zhang Mingxuan a few more times.

Zhang Mingxuan shouted to the room, "I'll come when I go!" After saying that, he used a trick to himself, so he soared into the air and followed Xuanzang from afar.

Xuanzang walked out of the city gate, walked up the avenue, galloping on the wide road, and both teams of soldiers also rode on horseback.

"Donor, what do you want?" A voice sounded behind Zhang Mingxuan.

Zhang Mingxuan quickly looked back and saw that Guanyin Muzha was standing on the auspicious clouds, looking at him.

Zhang Mingxuan smiled and said, "I have seen Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

Guanyin nodded and said, "What do you call fellow Taoist?"

Zhang Mingxuan's eyes moved. He really needed a majestic Taoist name. He didn't think there was anything wrong with it, but now when dealing with these gods, he always felt that the dwarf was the first to go when dealing with them.

Said: "I am the God of Xiaoyao"

Guanyin nodded and said, "I have met fellow Taoist Xiaoyao!"
Chapter completed!