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[0019] Escaped into the toilet

"Uncle Tian, ​​are you going to kill someone to silence me?" Zhao Liang asked in a low voice.

"Don't kill you! Remember, don't tell what's going on today."

"What's the matter? Uncle Tian, ​​why don't I know what you said?" Zhao Liang said in a daze.

"You kid are wise, but if I know you're out, I can't spare you kid." Tian Yi threatened fiercely.

"Don't worry, I won't say anything if I beat you to death." Zhao Liang patted his chest and promised with confidence.

"If I say that, I will definitely beat you to death."

"Don't worry, don't worry! But Uncle Tian, ​​can I ask you a question?" Zhao Liang asked with a bad look on his face.

"What's the problem?" Tian Yi rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Who are you thinking about when you are that?"

"Damn it, I'll kick you little bastard to death!" Tian Yi kicked him up when he saw Zhao Liang making fun of him.

Zhao Liang jumped away like a rabbit and ran into the house.

"There are steamed buns in the kitchen, so go get them yourself!" Tian Yi shouted at Zhao Liang's back.

"I understand!" Zhao Liang turned his direction and headed straight to the kitchen.

"This dead boy!" Tian Yi whispered from behind.

After a day of trouble, Zhao Liang finally realized that the rabbit still didn't eat grass by his nest, and could not try it out with his own people, so he could get outside to show off his fists.

The next morning, Zhao Liang got up early. When he saw that Li and Bai Ling had agreed to meet at the peak, he walked alone outside the Yishe House. Seeing that there was no one around, he silently recited the mantra, secretly shouted "Escape", and he disappeared from the ground.

When Zhao Liang arrived underground, he was walking on flat ground, but it was covered in darkness around him, and he didn't know what was going on.

After running eastward for dozens of feet, Zhao Liang decided to go to the ground to see where he had escaped.

As soon as he showed up, he heard "Geeh...Geeh..." and his head was pecked twice. Before he could cry out, a group of hens surrounded him. Zhao Liang was so scared that he quickly got underground again.

"This is unlucky and it's not good to go out. He actually fled to the chicken coop and was besieged by a group of hens."

Zhao Liang couldn't help but sighed underground and felt bad luck. He touched his face and the scratches were still so painful.

Zhao Liang took a break and continued to flee forward. Suddenly, he felt that the front was very wet and had a slight smell. He was about to stop and fell into a big pit with a plop.

"Catch a pervert!" A woman rushed out of the toilet with her belt.

It turned out that Zhao Liang actually escaped into the pit in the women's bathroom, and now he was rushing. His face was covered with shit and feces, and maggots crawling in his nostrils. It was so disgusting and disgusting.

Zhao Liang didn't care about cleaning up at all, so he hurried into the ground in a mess and fled to the ground with a thunderclap.

After finding a place where no one was around, Zhao Liang headed straight to the river beside the village.

As soon as he arrived by the river, he jumped into the river with a thud and finally washed away the filth.

Wow, wow, wow...

Zhao Liang was wet all over and vomited out all the breakfast I had just eaten by the river.

It's so disgusting, it's so stinking.

When he saw this situation, he definitely couldn't see Bai Ling. This was too abrupt and beautiful.

There is no way, so I can only slip back to Yishe and change his clothes first.

So, he slipped back to the village like a thief. When he saw someone on the road, he hurriedly hid. He finally arrived at the door of Yishe and met Tian Yi as soon as he entered the door.

The smell almost made Tian Yi angry, and Tian Yi yelled at Zhao Liang, "You are falling into the pit, smelling smell of smelly shit, so you are so angry that you are so angry. Come out of the house and change your clothes."

Zhao Liang didn't dare to say anything, so he hurried into the house. As soon as he arrived at the door, he met Yishe's friend.

"Wow... Zhao Liang, are you falling into the cesspool?"

"Hait..., it's so stinking, Zhao Liang, what did you do?"

"Someone in the women's bathroom just now called to catch a pervert, can't it be you?"

The group of people said one sentence from the left, and Zhao Liang was embarrassed and angry, and wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into it. He finally pushed everyone away, went to the house to change his clothes, ran out of the Yishe, and rushed towards the top of the peak.

"Celebrating Mid-Autumn Festival in the evening, come back early," Tian Yi shouted from behind.

"I know!" Zhao Liang replied without looking back.

It was only three o'clock in the afternoon that Zhao Liang arrived at the top of the peak and saw Bai Ling holding Xiaobai and waiting there.

When Bai Ling was five feet away from Zhao Liang, he smelled a stench blowing in the wind. He quickly covered his nose and asked, "Zhao Liang, what are you doing? The smell is so smelly that it's so smelling to death. Okay, okay, just stand there. Don't come over, I'm almost breathless."

Zhao Liang didn't expect that Bai Ling was so sensitive to these odors, and his true colors were revealed at such a long distance.

He stood dejectedly five feet away from Bai Ling, telling Bai Ling all the embarrassing things that happened in the past two days.
Chapter completed!
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