Is he?(1/2)
Looking at Okamoto who had been scattered all over the ground, Xie Wenxing knew what despair was for the first time. Guan He was still looking at him, his eyes were dark, but the gloom in his eyes made Xie Wenxing feel that the other party was probably at a critical point.
Xie Wenxing understood very well. If it were him, he would be angry when he signed the marriage agreement and he would not mess around.
"It's not what I used," Xie Wenxing said, "This is given by a friend."
"Male or female?"
"Male."
"Send you Okamoto?" Before Xie Wenxing could appreciate the huge profound meaning in this sentence, Guan He expressed again: "What is the man giving you a condom?"
"Aren't you drinking on the annual meeting? That friend thought the person I like was a female anchor on the platform, so he joked and stuffed this into his suitcase." Xie Wenxing glanced at Guan He's expression and quickly added: "When he stuffed it in, there were five! I'm useless."
Guan He showed a look similar to "you continue to make up". This matter was indeed too coincidental. He had just flipped it out today. The most awesome thing was that there were only five left. Xie Wenxing was simply unreasonable. He gave up on himself and muttered in a low voice: "It's impossible for me to only use one in one night."
Guan He picked up the condoms on the ground one by one and closed them in his palm: "How many can you use in one night?"
“…”
"Don't want to say it? Just try it."
"Don't! Don't be wronged." Xie Wenxing was so desperate: "I'll call my friend, it's really not what I use."
Guan He completely ignored Xie Wenxing's second half of the sentence: "I am wronged by myself? Let you sleep?"
Xie Wenxing was distracted and his heart was beating wildly: "It's not impossible."
Guan He smiled: "You misunderstood. I mean, try to fill up a few of them by yourself."
Xie Wenxing: "...Are you perverted?"
The person in front of him squinted his eyes, like a warning.
Xie Wenxing immediately said, "I'll call the time immediately and I'll let him say it."
When he dialed the phone, Xie Wenxing felt what he was doing when he was waiting for the time to answer. He called in the early morning of the first day of the lunar month to track down the origin of a box of Okamoto. Fortunately, time is like him, and he should not sleep now.
Unexpectedly, he had been waiting for a long time and no one answered the other end of the phone. Xie Wenxing turned off his phone awkwardly: "It seems that he has something to do."
Guan He said oh, throwing the things in his palm into the trash can. This scene made Xie Wenxing nervous. He didn't know what to do, so he could only stand in place and murmur again: "I really haven't used this."
He looks indescribable.
Guan He saw it and felt mixed emotions for a moment.
I was so open and flirted with him just now, but now I know I am wronged?
"It was really what he put..."
"I just touched this box for the first time, and I don't even know when he will put it in."
"I didn't marry you and still went to mess around," Xie Wenxing said, his voice muffled: "You... can you trust me?"
Guan He watched him like this, even if he reminded himself not to be ruthless...
He sighed in his heart and threw Okamoto's box into the trash can.
He didn't expect that this movement made Xie Wenxing quickly raise his eyes and look at him, and then look at the box. Xie Wenxing seemed to be stunned for a while, and his eyes turned slightly red.
Guan He didn't know where he was thinking. Seeing Xie Wenxing's appearance, the little bit of evil thought that had just arisen in his heart had to go away.
"I believe in you. But, don't show this kind of thing in your suitcase again in the future."
"No," Hell for the last second, Heaven for the next. Xie Wenxing hurriedly promised: "I will check my suitcase in the future."
"Um……"
Guan He responded casually.
Xie Wenxing assured him that there will be no items like Okamoto in his suitcase, which means that he will not be able to buy condoms by himself in the future.
Xie Wenxing actually agreed.
Why is this guy so stupid sometimes?
*
Perhaps it was because he slept late. On the first day of the New Year, Xie Wenxing slept until the sun was noon before he got up. Guan He woke up earlier than him, and Xie Wenxing was confused and there was no one else left.
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, people came to Guan’s family to pay New Year’s greetings one after another, some were relatives and some were partners in the business world. The visitors never stopped for a day.
At night, the elders were playing mahjong below. Xie Wenxing was so idle that he suddenly remembered the appointment with Flash's Solo a few days ago. He sent a WeChat message to the other party: [Come?]
Flash returns quickly:[0.0]
Xie Wenxing:[?]
Flash: [The manager wants us to play King of the King in a week]
Xie Wenxing: [He is not a human]
Flash: [Brother, I think I may die suddenly at any time]
Xie Wenxing: [How could it be? Aren’t you a solo prince?]
Flash: [Our team mid laner forced me to get into his hearse]
Xie Wenxing: [That's really miserable]
Flash paused, but the news had not been sent. Xie Wenxing thought he had already started ranking. Unexpectedly, after a while, Flash sent another new message: [Do you want to double-rank with me? I kicked him and let's play together].
Xie Wenxing laughed: [He will hate me]
Flash:[0.0]
Flash: [Then I'm going to queue up. By the way, I've been listening to my brother's singing Aslongasyoulovesh sing recently: [It's really nice. If I consider developing into the music industry in the future, I will definitely support it]
Xie Wenxing: [Hahaha]
Xie Wenxing: [You are very good at talking, you can play]
After successfully being successfully flash entertainment, Xie Wenxing opened the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. At this time, he sent him a WeChat message: [Do you eat chicken? I have prepared motion sickness medicine].
I really have a clear understanding of each other, Xie Wenxing replied: [Come].
They called, but Xie Wenxing simply turned on the outside without finding the headphones. After parachuting, they successfully grabbed the equipment and killed a group of people. After free time, they chatted with Xie Wenxing: "What did you call me yesterday?"
Xie Wenxing: "A little thing has been solved."
Xie Wenxing paused and said, "I'll ask you, why did you tell me last time that you just want to be a little more slutty. I tried it, but he doesn't seem to like it very much?"
Time thought for a moment: "Girls nowadays like to be good at flirting. There is a saying: Are you not sexy enough or am I not good enough? Is she okay?"
Xie Wenxing: "It's very good."
Time: "That's your problem, you're not sexy enough."
Someone knocked on the door at this time, then pushed the door open. Guan’s mother was holding a fruit plate in her hand, and she vaguely heard the words “You are not sexy enough” and her expression was a little unbelievable: “Xiao Xie, what are you talking about?”
Xie Wenxing: "..."
Xie Wenxing: "Auntie, I'm playing games, and the one with me is a Japanese. Their Japanese pronunciation is so strange."
Xie Wenxing pretended to be like, "You jiwa."
Time: "...you jiwa."
Guan’s mother was surprised: “Can you play games nowadays with foreigners?”
Xie Wenxing: "Yes, yes, this game is called PUBG. Players are all over the world, not only Japanese, but also Korean, Spanish, Americans."
Xie Wenxing said that here, when he saw Guan He also came over. In the game, he and the characters manipulated by time arrived at the dune area in order to get out of poison. Xie Wenxing set up a gun and killed a player under the dune with one shot.
【You touch me and kill 236RRDF with Kar98K】
Time: "Nice!#@$%^%&&*!"
Xie Wenxing: "Auntie, look, this Japanese friend is praising me for being amazing."
As soon as he finished speaking, the person manipulated by time was sniped several times by someone else. Xie Wenxing ran over to treat him unexpectedly. Guan’s mother had already put down the fruit plate and looked at the vivid and vivid scenes on the screen with interest.
Time: "%¥*¥##@@!!!"
Guan’s mother: “What are he talking about?”
Before Xie Wenxing could figure out how to translate the time's ghost cry, Guan He, who was leaning against the door, suddenly said: "He said, Xiao Xie is a good dish."
Xie Wenxing: "..."
He remembered that Guan He had practiced Japanese and Spanish, which means that the other party knew that he was talking nonsense. It would be fine if he knew that he was talking nonsense, but Guan He himself also followed suit and spread rumors and slandered his skills.
Time was so funny that he laughed, but fortunately he did not forget his Japanese settings while laughing, and deliberately mixed some strange syllables into the laughter: "*%¥@%hhhhh!"
Guan He continued to open his eyes and talk lies: "He said it was too bad. If it were him, he would immediately apologize."
Guan’s mother was very worried: “Xiao Xie, aren’t you angry?”
Xie Wenxing was about to speak, but the person he manipulated was also bulleted. Xie Wenxing quickly replenished his blood.
The poison is coming.
The players hiding in the dunes ran and exchanged fire. It was already a box time. Watching Xie Wenxing struggled desperately, she didn't forget to talk.
Time: "%¥#@&*."
To be continued...