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Chapter 5 Eye drops are not as good as mustard oil

"Wait! Wen Jing, this is Miss Cheng." The boy quickly blocked the screaming lady and pushed me aside.

The strong man walked closer, squinted his eyes and looked at the screaming lady, then put down the gun in his hand.

Generally, people with high myopia squint their eyes when they look at things without wearing glasses.

"Sorry, Miss Cheng, alas~ I brought a pair of glasses when I went out, and it was crushed halfway through. I didn't see clearly, I didn't see clearly!" The strong man said and looked at me again.

"She is a survivor in the tomb, just call her Xiaofu." Chen Qinghan introduced first.

"Good, I thought it was Zongzi. I just ate a shuttle. I'm sorry, are you okay?"

I wanted to squeeze out a smile to show my friendliness, but my facial muscles were not in harmony and I only raised one corner of my mouth.

"Oh, Xiaofu, don't be angry, that, don't worry, I will take you out and make up for your mistakes!"

This strong man named Wen Jing did have a misunderstanding of me, but he said he wanted to take me out. I like to hear this. Even if it is impossible to know, for me, this can be regarded as auspicious words for the New Year.

I have watched many zombie-themed films and TV shows on the Tomb Raider's mobile phone. I like Uncle Lin's series of movies the most because in his movies, no matter how long the Zongzi is trapped in the tomb, he will return to the world by chance.

I tried to smile at the strong man again, but this time I picked up the corner of my mouth on the other side.

"Professor Chen, please speak for me. Sister Xiaofu is still angry with me."

"Brother Wen is so myopia. He shot you at you, but he didn't see clearly. He treated you as a ghost in the tomb. Give him a chance to remedy it." Chen Qinghan explained for him.

I was misunderstood twice by them, so I had to give up using my expression to show my goodness. I recalled the body language that represented "friendliness" that represented "friendliness" and compared it with a "OK" gesture.

The screaming lady who was neglected was unhappy and stomped her feet to remind several people that she was still there, "Are you looking for a way?"

She had pulled out the fake donkey's hooves from her mouth. Although she was talking to Chen Qinghan and the others, her eyes were nailed to me fiercely.

Some people are born with striking. I hate her screams. She hates me... in all aspects, so it is probably difficult for us to become friends.

"Miss Cheng, can you return the black donkey's hoof to me? Thank you~" When the boy screamed at the lady, he immediately looked shy, like a ignorant boy who had just fallen in love in a youth movie.

But the Screaming Miss looks like she is twenty-eight or nine years old. The boy has just reached the age of voice change. It seems that their sister-brother relationship is illegal?!

"Bao, bah, bah, what the hell, feudal superstition, this thing is useless at all. You can throw it away quickly, it's so dirty." The screaming lady threw the fake donkey's hoof at the boy, spat three times, and then turned her disgusting eyes to me.

If I understand correctly, she said that the fake donkey hoof had no effect on me. I wanted to laugh a little, it was useless to me, let alone fake ones.

The screaming lady had to put on makeup when she went down to the tomb, which showed that she was a person who paid great attention to her image. I stuffed the dirty fake donkey's hooves into her mouth, and she clearly held a grudge against me.

But I don't care. She will know sooner or later that it is best not to shout so loudly in this tomb, otherwise it will only cause trouble.

"The mechanism of this tomb passage is called Beauty Tears. Only when a woman cries can she see the right way out." Chen Qinghan said in a shocking way. I have never heard of his statement.

I suddenly became suspicious of the tomb robbers in the first 316 groups. Are they professional teams?

Wouldn't it just some part-time hourly workers?

"Then...Miss Cheng, please lead the way, let's follow you." Wen Jing rushed up to the gun. He kept squinting his eyes when he was a man, obviously he was extremely myopic.

"Me?" The screaming lady just cried, but there was no tears at this moment.

"Yes, beauty tears, beauty is you." The boy said with a blushing face.

The screaming lady was praised by him, and the corners of her mouth couldn't stop rising. Not only did she not cry, but she also laughed.

She must be a relative in this team, either the sponsor's girlfriend or the initiator's relative. In short, she cannot be a tomb robber.

"Xiao Fu, can you lead the way?" Chen Qinghan's gentle voice fell on my head, and he was one head higher than me.

Tomb robbers are generally not tall or strong. When digging holes and drilling holes, tall people are unable to move and not flexible enough, which will waste a lot of time.

And they called him Professor Chen, which means he was not a tomb robber.

As for the other two people, the highly myopic machine gunner and the little boy who bought fake donkey hooves, they are even less like professional tomb robbers.

"It would be strange if she could cry because she was so dead. I'd better do it. I'm a professional actor." The Screaming Miss seemed to hate me even more.

I know that professional actors can cry when they want to cry, but when I wake up from the coffin, I don’t know what tears are. It’s so difficult for me to cry. Even when I watch the mischievous love drama in Kimchi Country, I haven’t shed a single tear.

The screaming lady took out something from her backpack. She did she shed tears in a few seconds, so I was curious about what the liquid she dripped into her eyes was so magical.

"Eye drops are useless, you must use real tears." Chen Qinghan said.

"Oh, that..."

"I have mustard oil here, I'm going to eat it with jerky, can I come and have some?" Wen Jing asked.

The Screaming Miss also tried to say "beauty" and poured a large mouthful of mustard oil. I have never eaten this thing, but it is more magical than eye drops. The Screaming Miss's eyes immediately filled with tears after drinking it, and tears fell like a rush.

"There is there! I, I see that there is light--" Although Miss Screaming is not a tomb robber, her contribution to the team deserves to be remembered.

We followed her to a place where there was light, and it was strange that none of us could see the light, including me who could see things in the darkness.

Over the past thousand years, there have been very few female tomb robbers coming down. Occasionally, there are some who are all iron-blooded men with beautiful bodies. It is impossible to cry, and they will never cry in this life.

So no one found the correct way to walk this maze tomb passage. They either sacrificed their companions and walked with blood, or were trapped for ten days and half a month, and walked out until they were almost ineffective in their lower body.

Chen Qinghan's image in my heart suddenly became taller. He knew this tomb even more than me, the landlord!

The screaming lady cried into two red peaches, and we finally walked out of the maze tomb passage.

"Ah—" The Screaming Miss screamed again, and she walked in front and arrived at the exit first, so she saw clearly the scene outside the exit first before us.
Chapter completed!
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