Chapter nine
"Transfer to the Taoist Dharma of you and the two of you? How long have you been here?"
The monkey replied: "You have reported to Master, there is no sun or moon in the mountains, and my disciples don't know either. I just remember that there are three peach trees in the valley of the back mountain. My disciple and Junior Brother Lu have eaten it for seven times to fill my stomach."
"You two are lucky enough to find that blessed land, and those peach trees are also spiritual things."
Bodhi Patriarch nodded and smiled, "Thinking this way, you two have been in the beginning for seven years, and it is time to spread the Taoist Dharmas like this."
When Lu Li and the monkey heard this, they both looked at each other and smiled, and were very happy.
Bodhi Patriarch said again: "There are 360 side doors in the word "Tao" and all the side doors have the right result. I wonder which one do you learn?"
The test is here!
Lu Li's heart tightened and knew whether he could learn the supreme immortal method and practice the magical powers of Sun Wuzi, so he could see it all at this moment!
The monkey said, "But according to the master's will, as long as there is some Taoist energy, disciples are willing to learn it."
"Lu Li, where are you?" asked Patriarch Bodhi.
Lu Li gritted his teeth, kowtowed and said, "Master, my disciple came from overseas and gave up the opportunity to join the Immortal Sect, so he wanted to obtain the method of immortality. None of these 360 side sects can achieve immortality. I hope Master will give mercy and teach my disciples the real method of immortality!"
No immortality?!
The monkey was slightly stunned, and then learned to kowtow Lu Li and said, "Master, my disciple is like Junior Brother Lu, and I only learn the method of immortality!"
"You two are so angry that they want to learn the method of immortality when they open their mouths. It can be seen that even those immortals who have experienced the heavenly tribulation will not be able to live forever, just like the true immortals who receive immortal wealth in the court today?!" said Bodhi Patriarch.
Yin Shen lived for a thousand and five hundred years, and Yuan Shen lived for three thousand years. Even the true immortal who had passed the heavenly tribulation could last for only ten thousand years.
Lu Li said with a firm face: "I ask my master to give you the method of immortality, and my disciples only want immortality!"
"I'm the same." Sun Wuzi responded.
When Master Bodhi heard this, he looked angry and said, "Good you two, you two have three hundred and sixty Dharmas in the Taoist sect. You don't even look down on any of them. You are really crazy and perverse. Look at the beating!"
He walked off the platform, held a ruler in his hand, and fought with Lu Li and Sun Houzi three times on his head. Then he walked in with his hands behind his back, closed the middle door, and left the public.
Everyone was anxious at the moment. They stopped talking about this good teaching halfway through the discussion. Didn’t it delay their practice?
Ying Hai, who reminded the two of them just now, complained: "You two are really ambitious and cannot even see the immortal road. You dare to hope for immortality. The 360 Taoist words taught by Master can all be cast in golden elixirs and become souls. Which of the senior brothers who went down the mountain before did not call the wind and rain in the outside world and enjoy wealth.
You two are evil in Master, and you can’t learn anything, so you can’t forget it. You will also implicate me and listen to the sermon. It’s really hateful!”
The monkey had a smile on his face, and he let his complaints and said nothing, while Lu Li bowed repeatedly and expressed his apology.
Then everyone dispersed, and it was another day of sex. At night, they lay on the bed and everyone was sleeping soundly, but Lu Li closed his eyes and was sleepless at all.
When the moon was in the middle of the sky, at the third o'clock in the morning, Lu Li heard a rustling sound of dressing. He knew that the monkey had moved. After he left the door, he immediately got up and followed him out.
When he was about to reach the Bodhi Patriarch's bedroom, Lu Li shouted softly: "Where is that monkey leaving?"
Sun Wuzi, who was originally sneaky, was shocked when he heard this. When he turned around, he saw that it was Lu Li. He immediately stroked his chest and complained: "Junior Brother Lu, you scared me to death!"
"What do you want to do if you don't sleep well in the middle of the night, and walk to the ancestor's bedroom?"
Lu Li asked knowingly: "Is it because the ancestor beat you three rulers during the day, and do you want to wait for an opportunity to take revenge?"
"Junior brother, don't want to talk nonsense. I don't have the courage!"
Sun Houzi said: "I'm just...I'm just..."
He was hesitant and couldn't say it, but he didn't know whether Lu Li had realized the meaning of Bodhi Patriarch, and he did not dare to point out the secrets of heaven, for fear that Lu Li would ruin his chance.
"I just can't sleep, so come out and blow the wind, right? I feel the same way." Lu Li smiled.
"It's just that, after being kidnapped by my master during the day, I felt guilty and couldn't sleep, so I came out to walk."
Sun Houzi said, "Junior brother, you might as well go back and rest quickly, I'll go back after a walk."
"I'll go back to rest, so you monkey. When you encounter good things, you want to enjoy them alone, you never thought of me!"
Lu Li sneered and said, "Master hit me with three rulers and prepares my hand to enter the middle door. It is clear that I will secretly come to his bedroom at the third update. Do you think you can see it alone?!"
"So Junior Brother Lu, you know!"
Sun Houzi smiled embarrassedly and said embarrassedly: "I don't know whether I guessed right or wrong, and I'm afraid to tell you that the master blames you, so I dare not say anything. I hope Junior Brother Lu will forgive me."
"Forget it, I'll let you go this time. Let's go in quickly and don't let the ancestor wait for a long time."
Lu Li was anxious to preach the Dharma, and had no time to get into trouble with Sun Wuzi, so he immediately headed towards the bedroom, and the monkey hurriedly followed.
When I arrived in front of the hall, I saw that the door of the hall was half open and half closed, and a candle was lit inside to reveal a light. The monkey was excited and knew that he was not wrong, so he pushed the door first and entered.
When the two entered the hall, they saw Bodhi Patriarch sitting cross-legged on the bed, both kneeling in front of Bodhi Patriarch without saying a word.
After a while, the Bodhi Patriarch suddenly opened his eyes, stretched his waist, and chanted, "It's hard, it's hard! The most mysterious way is, don't use the golden elixir as a leisurely thing. If you don't encounter a wonderful secret, you can't help but fuck your tongue!"
"Master, the two disciples have been kneeling for a long time!" Sun Houzi said.
"Well, are you two?"
It seemed that it was only then that Bodhi Patriarch noticed the two of them coming, and frowned and said, "It's midnight that you are not waiting to sleep in bed. Why are you here to do something? Could it be that you blamed your master for beating you during the day and want to take revenge?"
"Master is joking. The two disciples are here to see you according to your wishes." Lu Li said.
"What do I mean? What do I mean?" Bodhi Patriarch looked at Lu Li with a smile.
"You old man punished me today, just tell me to wait, avoid everyone at noon at 3 o'clock this day, and quietly came to your room to see you, Master, right?" Lu Li said with a smile.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Bodhi Patriarch suddenly laughed and said, "You kid are so clever, you are not inferior to this sacrificial one at all. You both can understand the meaning of being a teacher. It's great. Today, I'll give you an opportunity."
Monkey and Lu Li looked at each other, and were overjoyed and kowtowed and thanked: "Disciple, listen to Master's Great Way of Eternal Life!"
“Eternal life…Eternal life…”
Bodhi Patriarch shook his head and sighed, "Do you two know that even many immortals and gods in this world cannot live forever?"
Chapter completed!