Ku Junwei slapped Boss Lu in the face, making a crisp sound: "Does it hurt?"

Boss Lu cried out: "It hurts!"

Ku Junwei grinned: "It means you are not dead!"

If I hadn't held back, I almost laughed so hard that I squirted out my old blood. Ku Junwei had done it on purpose. From the beginning to now, the kid had to deal with Boss Lu as long as he had the opportunity. It was really exciting to start.

What’s even more ridiculous is that half of Boss Lu’s cheeks were swollen like pig’s head, and he hugged Ku Junwei happily and said thank you: “I’m not dead! I’m really not dead! Master Ku, thank you so much! You are really my reborn parents!”

"Go and go!" Ku Junwei pushed Boss Lu away: "With my excellent genes, it is impossible to give birth to a variety like you!"

Boss Lu now worships Ku Junwei as a god. Even if Ku Junwei squeezes him out, he still smiles: "Yes, Master Ku said it well. With Master Ku's excellent genes, it is impossible to give birth to defective products like me!"

Ku Junwei pulled Boss Lu: "Okay, the matter has been resolved temporarily, and the next thing is to find the Jade Coffin!"

Boss Lu held Ku Junwei's hand: "Thank you! Thank you!"

Ku Junwei said: "But there is something I want to explain to you!"

"What's the matter? Master Ku just speak!" Boss Lu felt that he had survived the disaster and was in a very good mood.

Ku Junwei said: "Although the matter was solved, you also knew last night that a little accident happened..."

Boss Lu yelled: "You said Zhang Xingfa became a zombie?"

"Yes!" Ku Junwei said: "Don't worry, I've already dealt with Zhang Xingfa, but you know that it's like a zombie, and I can't pay Zhang Xingfa's body, so you can't subsidize the Zhang family more pensions!"

My heart felt warm. I didn't expect that at this time, Ku Junwei could still think about the deceased and fight for more benefits for the deceased. This kid is really good-minded.

"Okay! No problem! I must do it as Master Ku's instructions!" Boss Lu agreed immediately. Now money is nothing to Boss Lu. What he is most grateful for is that he saved his life.

Boss Lu came forward in person, and Zhang Xingfa's family members quickly settled it. After all, the people were gone, so the family members were counting on some compensation. If the trouble continued, wouldn't it be too troublesome to make the compensation? So if you didn't see the corpse, you wouldn't see the corpse, and the matter would be handled quickly.

Then Boss Lu called the funeral home car to help us pull the body to the suburbs. It would be impossible for us to drive the body in the city.

Ku Junwei said to us: "I am here to guard the whereabouts of the jade coffin. After you send the body back, you will immediately return to the county town!"

According to the home addresses of the deceased, Chen Xiucai and I divided the deceased into two groups, one led by Chen Xiucai and drove to the north. The other group led by me and drove to the east.

In addition to Zhang Xingfa's corpse, there are eleven corpses. Chen Xiucai is responsible for six corpses, and I am responsible for five corpses. Chen Xiucai asked Lei Zi and me to take care of him on the road. I am completely relieved to Chen Xiucai. Chen Xiucai has been chasing corpses for a lifetime, and has never seen any storms. Even if he encounters an accident, his skills are enough to deal with it.

We hid all the eleven bodies in the dense bushes, then sat under the trees and dozed off. We had tossed for a whole night last night, and we were so tired that it was so clear that the autumn air was very cool and it was very suitable for sleep. We quickly fell asleep.

We rushed onto the road separately after the sky was completely dark.

Before welcoming the God of Happiness, we must first light the sky lantern. I am now very skilled in lighting the sky lantern. I took out a piece of yellow paper, bit my right index finger, and drew a corpse-fixing talisman on the paper. I gently flipped my wrist and the yellow paper burned, turning it into a small cluster of flames, burning quietly at my fingertips.

I bent down and pressed against the center of one of the God of Joy, and the flame seemed to sink into the God of Joy, disappearing without a trace.

Chen Xiucai praised: "Jiuyizi, it's not bad, it's made great progress!"

I smiled and said, "This is all the master's teachings!"

As I said that, I took out the corpse-guiding bell from my pocket, shaking it, and shouting: "Get up!"

Before the ending of the word "Opening" was finished, the god of joy on the ground stood up straight.

I heard the sound of bronze bells one after another, and one after another stood up from the ground.

After a while, the eleven gods of joy stood neatly in a row, like soldiers waiting for the expedition.

Their expressions were so terrifying that they looked very scary, especially in the dark night.

Chen Xiucai and I took out the black veil hat prepared in advance and put a hat on each God of Joy to block the pale and dead faces.

"Let's go, Jiuyazi!" Chen Xiucai said to me.

I nodded: "Master, have a good journey!"

"A good journey!" We said goodbye to each other.

Dingdangdang!

I raised the corpse-induced bell and shouted in a sharp voice: "The Yin people are on the road, and the Yang people are avoiding it!"

Chen Xiucai drove six Xishen to the north, and I drove five Xishen to the west.

Lei Zi followed behind my butt, looked at me for a while, and looked back at the god of joy behind him, with admiration in his eyes: "Jiujizi, you are so good, you can actually drive a group of dead bodies across mountains and rivers!"

"Don't talk nonsense, what kind of corpse, you must change the name after you set out on the road. This is called God of Joy!" I glared at Leizi.

"Yes, yes, God of Joy! God of Joy!" Lei Zi looked at me curiously: "Jiujizi, can you... shake the bell in your hand and shake it? I'll see if I can lead these dead bodies... Oh, no, lead these God of Joy!"

"Go on the side! I'm doing serious business, don't influence me!"

I decisively rejected Lei Zi's unreasonable request and shook the bell twice: "The Yin people go on the road, and the Yang people avoid it!"

Lei Zi was still unwilling to give up and said to me, "Brother, it's so boring along the way. You have to arrange some errands for me, right?"

I was so upset by Lei Zi that I directly stuffed him a stack of yellow paper: "Okay, I'll find you an errand! Every time I shout, "The Yin people go on the road, the Yang people avoid it," you throw five yellow papers. Do you understand?"

"I understand! This job is simple, I'm not a fool!" Lei Zi happily took over the errand.

I sighed slightly, even if I was so happy to throw yellow paper, why are you still a fool?

Leizi and I walked west for three consecutive days, but in fact it was three nights. Because we could not drive the corpse during the day, we could only stop and rest. The wilderness was rarely visited by people and we did not encounter any danger along the way. We still sent the five gods of joy back to our hometown very smoothly.

When leaving the county town, Leizi called Lao Huang to inform him and asked him to take a few brothers carrying the coffin to wait at the designated location.

So when we sent the five gods of joy back to the village, Lao Huang and the others had arrived early and were waiting for us in the village.

The families of the deceased were very polite to us and welcomed us into the village for a delicious meal and drink.

The families had prepared coffins long ago, and five black painted coffins representing five broken families.

Five people died in the village all at once, which was a big funeral. Almost everyone in the village came and mourned from house to house.

White gauze is hung in the yard, and big white flowers are stuck to the wall. When the wind blows, the underworld coins are flying all over the sky, the sound of sorrow and music, coupled with the sad and misty weather, makes people feel particularly uncomfortable and depressed.

After I sent the five gods of joy into the coffin, I performed a simple ritual for them for free, and the rest was taken over by the coffincarver.

Because these gods of joy have been dead for a while, it is not advisable to park them. The day after I sent them back, I calculated the time for burial for them and let them be buried.

Five families were mourning at the same time, with five coffins connected in front and behind, and hundreds of relatives and friends followed, wearing thick linen clothes and white flowers wrapped around their arms. From time to time, weeping sounds of sobs and sobbing sounds came from the team.

The sound of the devastating music makes people feel heartbroken.

I walked in front of the funeral procession and felt heavy.

In the past, I was given a god of joy when I was in funerals. Today, I gave five gods of joy at one time. My heart was like a big stone pressing on it, so uncomfortable that I couldn't speak.

When walking on the road, the cloudy sky started drizzling, like tears of parting, adding a little sadness.

After returning from the funeral, all five families invited us to a funeral banquet. We went to one of the families named Wang, which is the home of the deceased Wang Jian.

Wang Jian's wife wrapped her head in white cloth and walked out with her two children to thank us.

The two children are not old, one is a man and one is a woman. They probably don’t know what happened yet, and they look at us blankly.

After a simple meal, we were not in the mood to drink, so we said goodbye to the host and left.

When I left, I quietly left two red envelopes for my two children. The money was not much, and each bag was 500 yuan.

All the five owners gave the coffin-carrying red envelopes. After all, I gave each of them a red envelope. After all, it is not easy for anyone to go so far to do business. It is all hard money, so that the brothers can earn more.

Lao Huang held my hand and asked, "Jiujizi, do we need to do anything?"

I said there is no more for the time being, so I asked Lao Huang to take his brothers back first, and Lei Zi and I have to rush back to the county town.

The jade coffin was not found for a day, and the stone hanging in my heart could not be put down for a day.

Especially as time goes by, I feel more and more anxious. I am very worried. If the jade coffin is not found within one month, what terrible revenge will the Bai family take?

There was no need to drive the corpse on the way back. Leizi and I walked very fast, traveling day and night, saving a day and a day, and in just two days, we returned to the county town.

When we went back, Chen Xiucai had arrived half a day earlier.

The journey to the north of Chen Xiucai was actually farther than that of us, and he rushed to one more god of joy, but he came back earlier than us. Master is worthy of being a master!

"You guys are not bad either. I originally expected you would arrive in the evening!" Chen Xiucai nodded at me with satisfaction.
Chapter completed!