Chapter 1 Magic Stick System(1/2)
"Li Xuanji, if you have to discipline your son, then we will get divorced!"
"Why? You are too spoiled to your son. This is a loving mother who defeats the child. From a psychological perspective..."
"Let's get a divorce!"
"..., is it good to reason? Why does the child's education issue involve divorce?"
"You don't have a stable job, you earn too little money, you are lazy at home all day, and you don't take the corresponding responsibility! It's not that I look down on you, my colleagues live in luxury houses and drive luxury cars, carry brand-name bags, and their husbands earn tens of millions of dollars a year, and they all feel worthless for me!"
"I'm lazy? My income is at least twice as high as yours, right? I'm responsible for the daily expenses of the family over the years, right? We are just an ordinary family, can't we compare with those second-generation officials and rich second-generations? You can't pick up the bowl and eat, put down the bowl and curse your mother!"
"Let's get a divorce!"
"It seems that this is just an excuse you have found, then... Leave it!"
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"Local News: At around 2 a.m. today, a driver and passenger dispute occurred in a community in this city. The online car-hailing driver lost control and ran into two passengers angrily, causing one to be slightly injured and the other to be seriously injured. He then rushed into the viewing lake outside the community..."
"News Topic: After investigation and visit by reporters, the incident happened when the passenger made a reservation late at night after playing the license plate for a vehicle, but failed to arrive at the boarding point in time. The online car-hailing driver called the passenger to inquire according to the platform regulations, but was dissatisfied by the passenger. After meeting, the two sides had an argument. When the online car-hailing driver refused to leave, the passenger smashed the car with a drink bottle. He turned the front of the car and hit the passenger. Afterwards, the driver called the police and called 120..."
"In-depth investigation: Online ride-hailing drivers have too much life and psychological pressure, work too long, have poor service awareness, high platform commission, rule setting tends to favor passengers, some passengers lack respect for drivers... etc. are all triggers of this tragedy. It is reported that the family conflicts of the online ride-hailing driver are also..."
"Incident tracking: The suicide of an online car-hailing driver has caused widespread public opinion and reflection from all walks of life. The online car-hailing platform where he is also interviewed by relevant departments and condemned by netizens. The person in charge of the platform said today that he would bear all medical expenses for the injured passengers and provide financial condolences and compensation for the driver's family of no less than 1 million..."
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"All realms system: After deduction, you are qualified to be the next generation [Yi]. The so-called Yi is the one who gets the changes in the secrets of heaven. You can see the way of heaven and earth, understand the laws of all things, occupy the good and bad luck of fortune, divine the misfortune and blessings of the world, measure the trajectory of fate, check the cause and effect of the world, distinguish the yin and yang of the universe... Are you willing to do it?"
"Everyone is dead, I'm still joking..."
"Are you willing to do it?"
"I feel ashamed and don't want to talk..."
"Are you willing to do it?"
"You are so annoying! I just want to lie quietly on the corpse..."
"Are you willing to do it?"
"I'm willing, can I do it? Stop it..."
...
"call……"
Li Xuanji, who was sweating all over, suddenly woke up from his sleep.
"Fortunately it's just a dream..."
I turned around and sat up from the bed and looked around. After realizing that the environment had not changed, my heartbeat that was "dongdong" gradually calmed down.
“It’s so real…”
Li Xuanji couldn't help but shook his head in fear.
He just had a nightmare, a very long and real nightmare.
He dreamed that his next 10 years of life would lead to a dead end like hell.
On this road, no matter whether it is career or family, whether it is process or result, nothing goes smoothly. It makes people feel chilled when they think about it, making people go crazy in despair!
"Am I reborn? I'm really so unlucky for the next 10 years, and I'll do such an extreme thing in the end?"
After carefully reviewing the dream for a while, Li Xuanji shook his head.
The current social environment and background are many subtle differences from those in dreams, and it feels like two very similar but slightly different parallel worlds.
For example, online ride-hailing is now very popular in reality, and this industry will only appear in a few years in my dreams, so this is not a rebirth, and naturally there is no ability to predict the future.
But when it comes to the unknown...
It seems to remember...
"The system of all realms: the road to Yi is opened, the goal is to become the master of Yi art."
"The system of all realms: the main task is opened. If you want to become a master of Yi Shu, you must not only be proficient in various myths, but also be good at using them in practice to achieve the state of integration. Mission goal: integrate integration of physiognomy."
"The system of all realms: the eyes are the window of the soul. If you look at the person, first look at the eyes. Main task 1: Recognize the beads with wise eyes..."
A series of system prompts in my mind made Li Xuanji confused for a long time before muttering to himself in disbelief: "I... am also a systemic person?"
However, after suddenly coming to his senses, Li Xuanji felt something was wrong.
Li Xuanji, who has read many online novels and is also writing online novels, is naturally aware of the so-called system and what it means to him, but the only drawback is...
Yi, the master of Yi technique?
It sounds very noble, but to put it bluntly, isn’t it just a super genius?
Look at the protagonist in the novel, either a big star system or a big scientist system. Why did he become a charlatan system when I got here? It's too LOW, it's unreasonable!
Besides, as a firm materialist, how can we promote superstition?
Thinking of this, Li Xuanji asked tentatively: "Can I refuse? For example, change the system or something? Are you not a system in all realms? Let me use the Lord of the Immortal Realm to play it out!"
System of the World: "After deducing, the host is only suitable for being a Yi person for the time being, and is one of the candidates for the Master of the Mystery Realm. If it refuses or fails to complete the task as required, it will be erased."
Well, the so-called system has always been so urinary, and this has not changed.
After Li Xuanji was silent for a moment, he suddenly asked with an experienced question: "You have to send one such gift pack for beginners, right? Where is the prop mall? By the way, what about that... Where is the lottery system? Where is the lucky turntable? Is there a treasure chest to open?"
Systems of all realms:...The system is crashing, please wait.
“Um…”
Li Xuanji rubbed his chin, tilted his head and thought for a while. He was about to ask something again, but he heard the system prompt sound again.
System of the world: In order to improve the enthusiasm and learning motivation of candidates, it is decided to adopt the host's suggestions. The corresponding functions will be gradually added and the hidden attribute life span value will be opened. Because the host's suggestions are successful, a 100-day life span is specially rewarded. The life span value is the number of days remaining in the host's life span, and it is also the only common currency for redemption props and lottery draws.
Li Xuanji was overjoyed, but unexpectedly, he just picked up a mouthful and received a 100-day life span reward, which was three months.
"Then how much is my life span now?" Li Xuanji was curious about how long he could live.
System of the world: "Initial life: 100 days; reward life: 100 days, a total of 200 days. The hidden attribute has been opened, and the host can check it by himself at any time. Note: In the dream, it is the parallel world of the previous life of the host. Because he becomes a candidate for the Xuanzhu, he reincarnates and obtains 100 basic life. "
“???!!!”
At this moment, no matter what language is used, it is difficult to describe Li Xuanji's mood.
It turns out that what happened in the dream is true, and my previous life finally turned to destruction...
It turns out that if I hadn't received the 100-day life span reward, I would have only had more than three months left. Of course, I'm not much better now, I can just live for 3 more months...
Li Xuanji didn't know whether he should feel sad or grateful now.
What’s sad is that I was so miserable in my previous life. Even if I had a reward in this life, I only had half a year of life. Fortunately, I was born again after all, and there was a charlatan system to accompany me...
After his thoughts were repeated, Li Xuanji asked in a deep voice with a heavy heart: "Is there any way to obtain the life span?"
System of the world: "Get task rewards, or help others and then get help. Please ask the host to explore the others yourself."
Help others and get help?
Is it enough to help others?
Li Xuanji frowned and thought for a while, thinking that this sentence was simple, but it was difficult to do.
As the saying goes, if you are rich, you will benefit the world, and if you are poor, you will be able to protect yourself.
I was born in an ordinary family and was about to reach the age of thirty. My income was just a little bit of royalties. Not to mention helping the world, it would be quite difficult to protect myself.
In this case, help others...
Thinking of this, Li Xuanji wanted to say "hehe" twice.
Of course, if you usually give an old man a seat on the bus, and if you encounter an old man who falls on the road, you can help him or her. That's fine, but you rely on this to prosper...
Is it possible to squat on the bus or hold the main road every day? Wouldn’t it be even worse if you encounter someone who is hitting the bus?
"Please do the task first..."
In order to prolong his life, Li Xuanji decided to temporarily betray his faith.
I checked the task information carefully again.
Main task: integrate physiognomy.
Main task 1: Know the beads with a wise eye (not received). Combined with the theoretical knowledge of "Physics" taught by the system, observe the eye shape and eyes of others in practice, and make correct judgments; task completion degree: 0%; completion reward: a pair of wise eyes, life span of 100 days.
After watching it, Li Xuanji asked casually: "What is a pair of wise eyes? Is a song? Then I have to say a few words to you. How many years ago is this an old song?"
After saying that, he snorted twice: "Let me lend me a pair of wise eyes, let me see this trouble clearly, clearly, really..."
Systems of all realms:...The system is crashing, please wait.
Li Xuanji touched his nose speechlessly. This system is too fragile. He collapses at any time. It’s not OK to joke about it?
Just as he thought of this, Li Xuanji couldn't help but slapped his thighs - Yes, this song is a song from his previous life. If I transfer those classic songs, novels, movies, etc. to this world, I can also be a big star and a charlatan!
But in a second thought, Li Xuanji sighed again: I can’t do it!
He was already an uncle in his previous life. He was forced to make a living every day because of life. He had no time to pay attention to things in the entertainment industry. He hadn't watched novels and movies for many years. Not only did he have no time, but he also had no spare money. Even when he was young, he had almost forgotten some things.
To be continued...