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Chapter 1135 Calculation(2/2)

"squeak?"

A certain monkey scratched his head and felt a little confused.

"Transform into animal form? Take off demon body?"

"Exactly."

Hearing this, the monkey shrugged his shoulders, stuffed some root grass into his mouth and chewed it.

"Hey, then what have I become? I have no grievances and no grudges, and I didn't provoke you to scold me. Why?"

"No, if you want to achieve righteousness, you must transform into an animal form. You have a predestined relationship with our teaching. Today I am here to teach you the precious sutra, understand the supreme miraculous method, and cultivate into a golden body."

"Hey, I have a good friend. She said some things that seem to be better than your method."

Hearing what the monkey said, the golden monk just smiled.

The monkey twisted his neck and continued.

"A son doesn't think his mother is ugly, and a dog doesn't think his family is poor. Zhizhi, don't look down on your own origin. Whether it's a person or an animal, everyone has his own life. Someone once told me to be a god. You told me to cultivate a human being and become a human being. The golden body sounds very noble, Zhi Zhi Zhi~"

The tone suddenly changed!

"But! She was the only one in the world who told me it was a monster! It was a beast!"

"Squeak~!"

"My kind are not gods, let alone you!"

"They are those wild monkeys in the mountains! They are my closest blood relatives! We are the same race! I am a demon monkey!"

His fangs were exposed, his eyes were scarlet, and he had a demonic aura.

The monk felt worse when he looked at the irritable monster monkey. Whenever it mentioned another friend, he had a bad feeling, as if it was an unpredictable variable...

"Monkey Donor, please calm down. If you don't like it, I can help you find a powerful and good teacher. You can practice the most powerful skills and understand the profound techniques."

"Squeak, not interested."

"If you don't practice the Dharma, how can you open your mind?"

The golden light shining when saying this is even more convincing.

But there was nothing he could do about the monkey.

"Zhizhizhi, everything about seeing through and comprehending the universe and heaven and earth is illusory. I understand the rain and snow in winter and summer, flowers bloom and leaves fall, and seeds mature. I understand what mountains, forests, and rivers are. Zhizhi, I have understood this three thousand times in these years. You, a monk, can't even think of fooling you." Me!"

The monk's golden light trembled, and he was startled and almost lost his power.

This monster monkey is not easy to handle...

He began to talk non-stop again, and continued to inculcate, while also murmuring scriptures.

Half an hour...

An hour...

The monkey twisted his neck and finally had enough.

"My good friend said that all the nagging is a scam, and he wants me to be a chess piece and a coolie! He also said that the most common path in the fairy world is that damn routine!"

"Be patient, donor, who is the friend you mentioned?"

He wants to figure out who is stirring up trouble secretly, and how to know in advance that the demon monkey has been selected? Delaying the success of the teacher's plan is like a mantis trying to defeat the enemy!

"Zhizhizhi~ Guess~"

Make an ugly face and show your fangs.

The monk took a deep breath, and if he was stubborn, he had to strengthen himself. He immediately became solemn and precious.

"Monkey, your animal nature is too strong and it's hard to get rid of the evil spirit. I can't bear the pearl to be dusted, so I can only take you back to the Holy Land to listen to the magic method day and night and realize the great wisdom as soon as possible."

"Hey, this look is pretty good. Where did you learn it?"

Sitting cross-legged and meditating, the golden light floats three feet in the air. For a three-foot-tall monkey, you really have to raise your head.

Fortunately, you have to be far enough away from the wedding procession, otherwise the bride will just come over and kneel down to pray for blessings. As long as she looks good, no matter who she is, she will definitely kowtow and kneel down with great piety. After traveling for a long time, you can see her everywhere, and her words are very nice. , changing the same meaning suddenly becomes tasteful.

"Are you willing to follow me back to the Holy Land?"

"Zhi, are you causing trouble? I want a beating!"

Monkeys are inherently bad-tempered, so how can they tolerate those who provoke trouble?

The dissatisfaction learned from the honey badger came into play. He clenched his fists, jumped up and attacked the monks!

In an instant, golden light burst out and a shadow of the treasure rose. The monk smiled but did not move, as if he was watching an ant overestimating his abilities.

However, the fist covered with monkey hair passed through the golden light...

Bang~!

The monkey raised his fist, and the golden monk flew backwards and rolled in confusion.

The fangs are exposed in a wicked smile.

"Hey, I've been promoted a long time ago. I really thought that the three thousand realizations were fake."

He looked up at the sky with his fangs exposed, full of demonic aura.
Chapter completed!
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