Chapter 144 [Raccoon, Dog, Duck] 1/3
At this time, Star Lord and Rocket pulled Gamo aside, licked their faces and walked to Chris and said: Sir, you have also got the Universe Spirit Ball, that one of us
Oh, did you just say you were paying in cash, right? Chris came back to his senses and glanced at the Star Lord and Rockets, are you sure you want to pay in cash, right?
The Rockets and Star Lord nodded quickly and said: Of course, of course.
Here for you?
Chris glanced around him. Most of the people who were watching before had dispersed, leaving only the stars, and was still watching the situation in the dark, not knowing what they were thinking.
Sure, I hand in hand the money and deliver the goods! Rockets said impatiently.
All right.
Chris stepped on the ground and said: Then I will pay with Galaxy Coin.
No problem. As soon as Star Lord finished speaking, he suddenly thought of something and asked: Aren’t you transferring money?
transfer?
Chris shook his head and smiled and said: I don’t have an account, but I have a lot of cash.
Then, Chris snapped his fingers, and the land under his feet instantly turned into countless Galaxy coins worth 1,000, densely packed, almost occupying the entire street.
Everyone was pushed up by the sudden Galaxy Coin, and even the surrounding houses were raised several meters high. Some people who were secretly observing nearby were shocked. Some aliens even picked up a Galaxy Coin quietly. After finding that it was real, they quickly pulled many Galaxy Coin into their bag, turned around and ran away.
Oh, cum!
The Rocket looked at the densely packed Galaxy coins under his feet incredibly, and hurriedly picked up a piece from the ground. He bit it and found that it was true. He immediately shouted excitedly: It's great, I have never seen so many Galaxy coins!
Star Lord and Gamola were full of horror. They suddenly created so many Galaxy coins. What is this? Space ability?
Well, so much, there should be 5 billion. Chris waved his hand and gathered all the galaxy coins covered with the ground, and piled up into a gold mountain more than 20 meters high.
Gulon
Star Lord swallowed his saliva and looked at the hill more than 20 meters high of Milky Way coins. He had wandered in the universe for more than 20 years, walking among multiple galaxies, but had never seen so many Milky Way coins.
With such a large amount of money, almost no one paid in cash, and it was all transferred. However, the man in front of him actually gave Galaxy coins worth 5 billion!!
While everyone was still surprised, a golden retriever wearing a space suit and a hood ran over slowly, raised his dog's head and glanced at Chris and said: Can you actually make so much money? Then can you help me redeem yourself?
Chris:...
Isn’t this dog wearing a space suit the one that appears many times in the movie? But why does it speak?
Seeing that Chris had been silent and just looked at him, the golden retriever stuck out his tongue, curled his lips vividly, and said dissatisfiedly: What? Have you never seen a dog who can talk? I have seen a dog who can talk. What's wrong with a dog who can talk? Do you look down on our dog? Look at the little raccoon over there who can talk, so what's wrong with the dog who can talk?
The Rocket, who was still desperately packing Galaxy coins into his pocket in Kingsoft, immediately turned around and roared at Star Lord and others with dissatisfaction: Wozefak, I'll say it again, I'm not a little raccoon! I'm a Rocket!
It wasn't what I said. Star Lord was full of grievance, and Gamora on the side waved his hand, saying that it had nothing to do with him.
Seeing this, the Rocket swept around. Apart from the coma nebula, there were only Chris and the Tree Man. Tree Man Groot only talked about the three words Groot, so it was not him, so the only one left was Chris.
Then, the Rockets glared at Chris and said: Although you are rich and strong, please respect me. I am the Rockets, not a little raccoon, not a beast or a pet!
Facing the furious Rockets, Chris pursed his lips and said: I don’t have the habit of saying bad things behind my back.
Who else isn't you? The Rockets jumped around in the spot angrily for several times.
You see, he even said that he was not a raccoon, exactly like a raccoon, and he liked to jump around in the same place.
Who said behind my back that I was a raccoon!
The Rocket was really angry and pulled out the laser cannon behind him, pointing the gun at everyone in anger.
Hahaha, this raccoon is so stupid that he can't even find the person who scolds him. He is worse than that duck.
Why is Rocket’s ears bad? Now he also discovered who the person talking was. With a surprised look, he walked to the Golden Retriever: Are you talking?
nonsense!
The Golden Retriever glanced at the Rocket with a contempt that ordinary people could not understand and said disdainfully: You little raccoon is so stupid.
The Rockets were particularly sensitive to the word "Chocoon". When they heard the dog in front of them mocking him again and again, they rushed up desperately, waved their little fists, and wrestled with the golden retriever.
The golden retriever was not timid, and he just opened his mouth and bit him.
A raccoon and a dog began to fight together, biting, scratching, and kicking, and doing everything they could.
Gamola walked over quickly, pulled away the Rockets and the Golden Retriever who were fighting together, and hugged the Rockets and said: Enough of the Rockets!
The Rocket was hugged by Gamola and tried hard to break free, but his strength was no match for Gamola, so he had to attack indignantly: You, a dead dog, dare to say that I am a raccoon, your xx's is a dog!
The golden retriever licked the hair that was messed up by the Rockets. When he heard the Rockets call him a dog, he curled his lips and sneered: I'm a dog!
Chris:...
Star Lord:...
Gamora:...
Rocket:...
Tree Man Groot: I am Groot.
Hahahahahahahahaha
Suddenly, a harsh laughter came.
Everyone looked sideways.
I saw a flat-billed duck wearing a sexy pink suit and tie, holding a goblet with white hair, slowly walked out of the dark corner with a duck step.
The duck covered his stomach and laughed, pointing at the Rocket and saying, "You actually told a dog that your xx is a dog, hahaha, it's so interesting, it's like you are telling a duck that your xx is a duck, hahahaha."
Star Lord grabbed his hair and said in shock: Why did this xx come out again? My God, what's going on!
Star Lord has been traveling around the Milky Way for many years and thinks he has seen aliens of many races, but those aliens are either terrifying or humanoid, but have never seen an alien who is exactly the same as a duck on Earth and can speak! By the way, there is also a talking dog.
Boy!
The talking duck suddenly looked solemn and looked at Star Lord coldly. The cold eyes made Star Lord swallow subconsciously. The duck fucked in an extremely thick voice: You are right
I'm just a duck.
Hahaha
Then, the duck was amused by his words, and slapped on the ground, rolling all over the ground and laughed desperately.
Seeing this scene, Chris was speechless. Although Guardians of the Galaxy in the movie is funny, this xx is too spoof. Are any characters who appear so funny?
Chapter completed!