Chapter 4 Drink a pot of muddy wine~(1)
Before dawn, Qiao Guang got up and packed his things, carried a few bags on his back to set off. The fat cat didn't sleep well last night, and suffered from the torture of Qiao Guang's natural sound. Now he was slid under the quilt and slept soundly. Qiao Guang stared at it and suddenly laughed out loud.
Each person was stabbed in the thatched hut, and a cat was snoring on the bed, which made Qiao Guang feel inexplicably funny.
"It's pretty beautiful." Qiao Guang shook his head and said.
Qiao Guang pushed open the door and was stunned. The lights were on tonight?
Uh, why are there still crowds of people?
The temperature difference between day and night in Mushroom Village is huge, and I forgot when I learned geography. I remember this sentence anyway. The village chief led everyone to tremble at Qiao Guang's door, venting to keep warm. He had been planning for a long time, but after waiting for a long time... Qiao Guang finally came out. Hu Dazhi yawned and just came out. He quickly pushed the snoring village chief next to him with his elbow. The village chief woke up in a daze. Looking at Qiao Guang's face with a shock, he suddenly woke up, moistened his throat, and shouted loudly: "Famous people, wake up! We the top scholar are about to get off!"
Everyone was awakened by the sharp voice and thought it was a rooster crowing. From then on, the nickname of village chief "Roy Hu" laid the foundation.
Qiao Guang quickly said, "Grandpa Hu, Grandpa Hu, we haven't taken the exam yet, why do we say we are the top scorer so quickly? Low-key, low-key, although we know we will definitely arrange the plot like this, don't spoil it so early!"
Grandpa Hu was stunned. He thought Qiao Guang would be modest, but then his face was full of joy, thinking that his own son-in-law was indeed different and had a personality!
The fellow villagers beat gongs and drums to see Qiao Guang off. Qiao Guang has only been here for a year. The village is not big or small. There are many villagers in it, and Qiao Guang looks a little bit disgusting. Although they often meet in the market on weekdays, everyone just greeted him simply and did not ask about their names. Therefore, many of the villagers who saw him off could not name them.
"Xiaoguang, I am Hu Fugui, a vegetable seller. I heard that you are leaving. I dug some vegetables from the vegetable garden at home and brought them to you. I can't eat the local vegetables at home often there."
"Xiaoguang, I'm from the weaving workshop there. I don't know when you will be back here. I thought that the climate in the capital is quite different from ours, so I made a few pieces of clothes and boots for you according to your size. Don't catch a cold when it's cold."
"Xiaoguang, I'm a sharpener. I'm thinking about taking the kitchen knife over to you, and protecting yourself from evil spirits."
"Xiaoguang, I'm from the village head Rouge Shop..."
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The villagers all prepared more or less gifts, and Qiao Guang's eyes gradually became wet. He had not been in the mushroom village for a long time, but he remembered the kindness of the villagers to him. This is his hometown in this world. Qiao Guang was grateful to have accepted some gifts, such as those clothes, a few pairs of shoes, and rouge. He could not be sure to ask for a wife. He also politely rejected the kindness of some villagers, such as the one who gave kitchen knives to ward off evil spirits and sells aphrodisiacs. As for why he refused the latter, it was not because Qiao Guang was righteous. Although he showed a gentleman look when he refused, he actually hid many alchemy recipes about this. The effect was much better than those earthy recipes, so you still need to give it to me?
Qiao Guang turned out to be almost empty-handed, and now he was full of things. Grandpa Hu was also frowning. What should I do? You can’t travel thousands of miles with so many things, right? Qiao Guang told him not to worry, he had his own way to solve it. Grandpa Hu trusted Qiao Guang. Qiao Guang said that there was no problem, that was really no problem, and he no longer worried about this matter.
Qiao Guang clasped his fists to all the fellow villagers and said loudly: "My fellow villagers, although I, Qiao, have not been in the village for a long time, I have received a lot of care for everyone over the past year. I feel everyone's care and love for me. This time I left, I was forced to go to Beijing to take the exam. Thanks to everyone's concern, I, Qiao Guang, cannot guarantee anything else, but I, please feel free to have a good result, and wait until I succeed, and return to my hometown and celebrate with my fellow villagers!"
"Okay!" A warm applause rang out from the crowd.
The village chief stood up and said, "Xiaoguang, the time is up, let's get on the road."
Qiao Guang's eyes widened.
The village spat and said embarrassedly: "Look at me, an uneducated old hooligan, I thought it was getting late and I thought it was still early before dawn. I also thought that it was almost time, but the time was almost here, but the two of them got together and asked you to go on the road. I was so ignorant. Alas, Xiaoguang, you go, take care of yourself!"
"Take care!" the villagers shouted.
Qiao Guang stood on tiptoe, but he didn't see the girl Xixi in the crowd. I guess he is still dreaming. One of the most miserable things in life is that the first side is the last side.
Qiao Guang no longer persisted, clasped his fists again and said, "Take care everyone! I, Mr. Qiao, have set out!"
Qiao Guang turned around and left, walked from the end of the village to the head of the village, from excitement to loneliness, from the beginning full of strength to the present, his arms were sore, and the villagers who accompanied him finally dispersed. Qiao Guang saw that there was finally no one following him, so he hurriedly hid behind something, and said to himself: "Oh, there is no one at all, I am exhausted from the baby, so much luggage."
With a "swoosh", the big bags and small bags sent by the villagers disappeared, and Qiao Guang became a Ranger with a knife in his hands.
Qiao Guang patted his dantian and smiled and said, "It's better to use natural craftsmanship, so easy to use." He suddenly wanted to pee, but this place was a little far from the public toilet in the village, so he was too lazy to run back. Qiao Guang looked left and right to make sure there were no people around. Besides, who could wander around here in such early morning?
Because I happened to meet you, leaving your footprints is beautiful~
Qiao Guang faced a big stone, unbuttoned his belt, and then heard the sound of running water. Qiao Guang closed his eyes and hummed a little tune in pleasure, thinking: In ancient times, the Monkey King urinated at the foot of the Wuzhi Mountain of Tathagata. Now, the Overlord of the Capital was convenient at the head of the Mushroom Village. It was also considered a meeting with the Monkey King. Brother Monkey bless me to have a safe trip!
After urinating, Qiao Guang shook his strength a few times, pulled his pants with satisfaction, smiled, looked up, and his eyes were frozen.
A girl, lying on the top of a stone, her cheeks flushed, looked at the scene curiously.
Qiao Guang's first reaction was, ah, Xixi! Why is she here?
The second reaction is, has she been hiding this?
The third reaction is, what happened to me, the whole process of peeing was watched?!
"Ah!!!!" Qiao Guang let out a heart-wrenching scream. Several birds on the tree that were still sleeping in were awakened and flew out to catch insects.
"Ah!!!!" Xixi was startled by Qiao Guang and shouted.
Qiao Guang and Xixi fell silent at the same time.
"You..." Qiao Guang and Xixi spoke at the same time.
"Ms. First, let's talk first!" Qiao Guang felt a little broken.
"Is something big happening?" Xixi asked with her big eyes blinking.
Qiao Guang was happy. Did she just arrive just now and saw nothing? She asked, "When did you arrive? Did you see any pictures that are not suitable for children?"
Xixi nodded shyly and said, "It has been here a long time ago. I saw your luggage suddenly disappear, and I saw you peeing here." As if I was afraid that Qiao Guang would be embarrassed, Xixi waved her hand and said anxiously, "But don't worry, I won't say it."
Qiao Guang felt that he had been petrified and was on the verge of collapse.
Xixi glanced at Qiao Guang shyly and lowered her head, her voice as thin as a mosquito, and said to herself, "So it looks like this."
Qiao Guang felt that he had completely collapsed, and the petrified statue was struck by lightning and was broken into pieces.
Qiao Guang sighed, picked up the wine pot, felt deep in love, drank a sip of muddy wine, and asked, "What are you doing here?"
Xixi said for granted: "Of course I'm going to travel to the world with you!"
Chapter completed!