Chapter 1665: Doctor’s Parental Heart(2/2)
"It's a bit rude to be so vulgar, so let me ask you a question to test you."
"What do you say?"
"A man has three treasures. Which three treasures are they?"
"Do men have three treasures?"
Zhuoer looked confused and looked Xie Fu up and down.
Xie Fu held back his smile and said, "All men and women in the Central Plains know this problem."
Zhuoer had an idea: "I know, mother, wife, son."
Xie Fu couldn't suppress the smile on his lips, waved his hands and said: "No, no, you just said you wanted to see my vulgar side, you didn't open your mind."
Zhuoer looked at Xie Fu's body, and finally his eyes fell on the middle of his legs: "If you say that, I can only guess right."
"So smart! Tao creates one, creates two, two creates three, three creates all things, open your mind again."
"What, what are those three?"
Xie Fu smiled: "I'm sorry you guessed it but were too embarrassed to say it, so I'll accept it for you. A man has three treasures: a hammer, a hydrangea, and a pile of grass."
Boss Zhuoer was embarrassed, but Xie Fu couldn't help laughing. It was the first time he heard the answer to this question, and he couldn't help laughing at first.
Xie Fu's laughter didn't stop and he asked with a smile: "Women also have three treasures, which three treasures are they?"
Zhuoer blushed and frowned: "I don't know!" If Ma Yao and the others dared to ask such an obscene question, they would beat him up and shamelessly.
Xie Fu said seriously: "Hey, it's not just pearls, oysters, and shy grass." He couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Zhuoer's face flushed with anger, he caught a stone and threw it at him.
Xie Fu covered his head and screamed in pain, Zhuoer pursed his lips to suppress a laugh: "Stop pretending, let alone a stone, even that dagger can't kill you."
Xie Fu, who was a useless person at this time, was afraid that Zhuoer wouldn't be able to take the joke, so his attack would be insignificant, so he squatted close and stretched out his palm.
Zhuoer was confused: "What?"
"Cut lightly with a dagger."
As soon as Zhuoer pulled out the dagger from his waist, Xie Fu reminded him again: "Just a light stab will do."
The sharp dagger flew across Xie Fu's palm like catkins, and blood immediately oozed from the scar. Zhuoer looked surprised.
Xie Fu said with a smile: "I can kill you if I poke you, so don't poke me randomly."
"Why do you need to specify it?"
"I'm afraid that if you can't take the joke and kill me with one knife, then I will really die unjustly."
Zhuoer said stubbornly: "No way."
In fact, she really couldn't take the joke, and then said: "You defeated the Tiger Clan, I thought you were no longer affected by the Paralyzing Dragon."
Xie Fu did not explain, but continued the previous topic: "I grew up in the market, and I can be greedy, stingy, unkind, jealous, resentful, arrogant and arrogant, so you don't need to think of me too high.
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Xie Fu's words really made Zhuoer feel down-to-earth and approachable.
Xie Fu smiled and said, "This is how vulgar I am. Next, you should see how frivolous I am." With just a promise, he was ready to break his heart.
Zhuoer said, "I don't want to see it anymore."
Xie Fu sneered: "Zhuoer, are you afraid?"
Zhuoer said proudly: "Who said I'm afraid?"
"To tell you the truth, I am the reincarnation of a sex demon."
He laughed crazily as he spoke, but Zhuoer had a stern look on his face, and the two expressions were incompatible with each other.
At this time, Wen Renling came back and saw Xie Fu laughing heartily, Zhuoer was also in good spirits, and felt happy.
He handed a concave stone filled with water to Zhuoer: "Zhuoer, here comes the water."
Xie Fu asked: "Sister Ling, why have you been gone for so long?"
"I am not allowed to look for a vessel to hold water. How can I bring it with my hands?"
"I'm thirsty too, why didn't you get me some?"
Zhuoer, who was holding a stone to drink water, heard this and said, "Master Divine, please drink a little."
Xie Fu waved his hand: "No, no, you can drink. I want something sweeter."
Zhuoer was confused: "Drink something sweeter?"
Wen Renling was looking for a chance to leave again: "I'll get you some water right now."
"There is no need to go out to find the concave stone, just put it in your mouth and bring it back."
Although Zhuoer heard it and drank water quietly, Wen Renling was too lazy to pay attention.
Xie Fu followed, and Wen Renling stopped: "Why are you following? You're staying to take care of Zhuoer."
Xie Fu asked in a low voice: "What does it mean to be shy?"
Wen Renling asked tentatively: "Have you shown it to Zhuoer?"
"Show it to her."
"Then why bother asking?"
"I wonder if that's what I'm looking at?"
Chapter completed!