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Chapter 117 Want to explode everything(2/3)

point."

Since the sulfur firecrackers were set off, someone had to clean the firecrackers everywhere. Xu Damao was asked to come out and sweep the floor. This made him feel very comfortable. He even thought about buying some more firecrackers when he took the time.

"Okay, Uncle Chuanzong, we promise to call him to clean up."

"Okay, let's go and play. After playing for a while, send Xiaodang home first. She's still little and don't stay outside all the time. If she catches a cold, she won't be able to get good food during the Chinese New Year."

"Thank you, Uncle Chuanzong."

However, no one was so kind to the two children. At this moment, Bangge seemed like he was about to cry. He didn't dare to stay here any longer, so he took Xiaodang and ran away quickly.

Yi Chuanzong laughed and cursed, "You little bastard wants to show off, how smart you are."

He put his hands behind his back and walked towards the yard.

After playing out for a while, it was time to go home. This time the fireworks were quite fun, but the variety was a bit simple.

Try to be more fancy next time, such as multi-loud firecrackers, giant firecrackers, closed cylinder gun-like firecrackers...

When he reached the door of the two wing rooms in the front yard, Yi Chuanzong stopped. He tilted his head and glanced at the third uncle's house in the west wing, thinking in his mind, 'Should we fry the fish now?'

Once this thought came out, I couldn't stop it.

Fried fish, what a fun thing?

There was a loud splash of water, and the explosion effect was so exciting! It was different from the effect of throwing a stone.

When he was a child, he could only use firecrackers to fry loaches in the river, and the effect was good.

There is no shortage of explosives and bullets now, and you can even make them yourself.

What if you throw the grenade into the river!

What was that scene?

Yi Chuanzong's pupils instantly dilated seven times, and he was so excited that he couldn't contain himself. He had not used this thing since he bought it.

They must be broken, right? Should we find a chance to experiment? What if they don’t explode if thrown into water? It seems like we should try them in advance?

Yi Chuanzong walked back with a thoughtful look on his face. The reform has not yet been opened up, and fishing is mostly carried out by professionals. Sustainability must have been considered. There is no need to legislate such things. There is only one regulation.

That’s it.

There is no need for ordinary people to study this. After all, it is a one-time deal. It is not possible to blow up so many every time. It is not easy to wait for a year after blowing up.

If there is no profit, there is no killing. Those fish live happily and have not experienced the dangers of the human heart.

If we use cornmeal to ferment and make a nest in this winter, then when a grenade goes out, why not give it to a river of white belly?

If it explodes to more than 100 kilograms, it doesn’t seem like it’s a loss?

Mainly because it’s fun to think about.

Yi Chuanzong had returned to the first master's house unknowingly. He paid no attention to anyone and just sat on the square chair, feeling a little lost.

The aunt and Lou Xiao'e, who were making dumplings inside, looked at each other in confusion. The aunt also raised his eyebrows and looked at the lost man.

The three of them looked at Yi Chuanzong blankly. Why did he look like this after he fired off a cannon?

Lou Xiao'e looked quietly, then came to the man, bent down and put her face close to him, but the man didn't react at all.

The first man and the first mother only wanted to watch the fun, and the young couple was afraid that they would start fighting again.

Lou Xiao'e frowned and glanced down at her hands. She was the king of brains and a waste of hands. The arms in her hands were covered with flour. It looked like that, but the work she did was not necessarily good.

But she was tired after making dumplings for so long. She raised her hand and pointed it upwards from below, and finally pointed it at Yi Chuanzong's face and slapped it on the face.

Yi Chuanzong came to his senses immediately, raised his hand to grab the tiger's paw, and asked with some confusion: "What's the matter, wife? Is dinner ready?"

Lou Xiao'e looked at the slap marks on the slightly dark face. She suppressed a smile, rolled her eyes and said, "You just know how to eat. If you don't come to help, go out and set off firecrackers, it's really your fault!"

Yi Chuanzong glanced at the panel. There were dumplings with a grate on the side. Two of them had 'lotus leaf dumplings' that looked like jagged rocks?

Five-pointed star style, half-moon style, fried bun style, big steamed bun style, wonton style... There are really all kinds of shapes. She is indeed his daughter-in-law of Yi Chuanzong, with good geometry scores.

"Didn't I help you with the dough? I just love doing this job. This job suits me. You have to do the job of making dumplings. After all, you are ingenious and creative. You can eat them later.

I feel very good when I get up. Look at the stars and the moon, but they are not as beautiful as the sky."

Yi Chuanzong said nice things, but murmured in his heart, "As long as I don't let you adjust the fillings, as long as you don't let you cook the dumplings, I can eat them no matter what! The soup with the fillings leaking has a taste,

The large noodle leaves are also delicious.'

The first uncle looked at Yi Chuanzong with a strange face. He really couldn't figure it out. His second brother had given birth to a child. How could his personality be nothing like that of his family?

Fortunately, the face shape is similar, otherwise he would have been suspicious.

The aunt pursed her lips and tried to hold it in, and she almost couldn't hold it in anymore.

She had a very hard time holding it back when she was teaching, and her grandfather even went out many times. Ever since the two got married, she had a stomachache when she saw Tian'er laughing.

But Auntie felt that they had found the right person. A grown man thinks about playing all day long, and a cultured woman does women's work just as much as playing.

The two of them are also harmonious. After all, neither of them knows how to do it. They don't have to quarrel over trivial housework. They spend all day fighting and living as if they are not married. Isn't this relationship bad?

Lou Xiao'e was very happy to be coaxed by these sweet words, but she felt disgusted on her face. She rolled her eyes and said, "You know how to coax me, tell me, what were you thinking about just now? Designation is just for fun!"

"No! How serious a person am I?"

Yi Chuanzong resolutely objected at first, and then said seriously: "Isn't it true that I can't go hunting? But our family can't be too difficult, so I thought of other ways to supplement our nutrition."

The aunt glanced over here. She usually buys things secretly. When cooking, she tried to close the small door of the dining room as much as possible to minimize the smell before running out. She was afraid of attracting people to gossip.

Their family is living a difficult life. Except for some high-level leaders and intellectuals, who else is living a more comfortable life than their family?

The second uncle is one level behind the first uncle, and the living standard of this family is three levels behind.

Counting the deaf old lady, there are five people in total, that is, Yi Chuanzong himself has lost weight, and all four of them have gained five pounds. The first one has gained more weight, and his face is rounder, and her complexion has also improved a lot.

, Lou Xiao'e is also a little cuter.

"Tell me, what trick are you thinking of? I'm afraid you'll get into trouble." The first uncle spoke up. For those who celebrate the New Year, it's more important to be optimistic about this person's ability to play than anything else.

Yi Chuanzong pretended to turn over and asked: "Uncle, can we fry fish in the lakes and rivers here?"

"Look! I'll just say it!"

The old man glanced at him on the spot, turned around and looked at the aunt, as if he had to ask, otherwise he would be in trouble.

Seeing his uncle's reaction, Yi Chuanzong felt bad, and quickly asked: "What's wrong? Isn't it possible? There shouldn't be any regulations in the government, right?"

The first uncle sneered, shook his head and explained: "Yes, the government does not have such regulations, but if you dare to fry fish in rivers and lakes, the third uncle in our front yard will be the first to accuse you!"

Yi Chuanzong almost understood.

"What have these fishermen agreed upon? Do they have any secret opinions?"

If a group of people really make an agreement, it may not be as strict as the law, but public opinion is the rule, and it is no joke to arouse public outrage.

I really had to be scolded by thousands of people pointing my spine. When I was still alive, it was not a good life, and I had to be watched no matter what I did.

The uncle nodded, "This fried fish has been around for a long time. Everyone knows this method, but few people use it. If you make too much, you can't sell it, and you have to attract people's hatred. Besides, the fish that this family eats may not be available yet."

Gunpowder is valuable, not worth it."

Yi Chuanzong nodded with some regret. It seemed that he couldn't play it for a short time. He could only find a chance to go to the sea to fulfill his wish in the future. The torpedo and artillery games were also quite exciting.

As soon as he regained consciousness, Yi Chuanzong felt his face being pulled by a finger. He looked over expressionlessly, "Daughter-in-law, what did you draw?"

Lou Xiao'e gestured with serious eyes and shouted softly: "Don't make any noise, I will finish the painting soon."

Yi Chuanzong glanced at Lou Xiao'e's face. The chin seemed to be delaminating. Do you need to pull it to do some exercises? The flesh on the lower belly has also grown a lot. It feels pretty good now and it shouldn't become too big.

Fat?

"You sit on my lap and draw, and I'll check it for you."

Lou Xiao'e was startled for a moment and asked carefully: "Do you want a child so much?" It's the Chinese New Year, and as a daughter-in-law, she is afraid of others asking this question.

‘Nonsense, who doesn’t want a child? As long as you can afford it, there’s plenty of time for this thing? I also want to experience what it’s like to herd sheep.’

Yi Chuanzong rolled his eyes, "Don't think too much. We are both super healthy. I'm afraid of an accident. I'll check it out now when I have time. I don't need to worry about it tonight."

"oh."

Lou Xiao'e has become much more well-behaved, and this is a routine matter every night.

Yi Chuanzong diagnosed for three minutes, then took his hand away from his wrist and said, "Okay, let's continue playing. I'll wash my face later."

Lou Xiao'e was no longer in the mood to play. She said a little disappointed: "No?" The two of them worked very hard.

Yi Chuanzong patted the tigress' butt and said nonchalantly: "Generally, two to six months is considered normal. When a warrior like me fights, it's natural to fight to the death. Every battle involves hundreds of millions of warriors.

The crazy fighting was extremely fierce, and it is understandable that it took longer. The waiting is just to screen out better individuals."

"Of course, this is a matter between the two of us. I am a doctor. You have to listen to me on this matter. Only by keeping your mood happy can you make your body in better condition. You can just wait peacefully and wait for conception. There will always be flowers and fruits.

when."

Lou Xiao'e spat, glanced at the eldest father and eldest mother quickly, turned around and scolded, "You can't stop the door with your mouth, the aunt and uncle are still here!"

However, after hearing what Yi Chuanzong said, Lou Xiao'e felt relieved. She raised her hand again and concentrated on drawing. Being happy is very simple, just keep living your daily life.

Yi Chuanzong was a little bored sitting upright. If there was a recliner that could allow his wife to exert more effort, it would be a massage.
To be continued...
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