Chapter 1 Bar patrons
My name is Momo, what did you say? Momo? Of course I have nothing to do with that software. Ww W.
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CN When my master gave me this name, the famous hook-up software has not yet come out.
Do it again and it looks a little more stylish.
My name is Momo, Northeast Silver (yIn), has a high school education, has a house, no car, no job, and now I am having fun in a bar called Dafenglai every day.
Why do I go shopping every day? Do you think I am willing? It's not a bad luck. The bar is downstairs of the small shop I run. Every night, the little music sounded, and it was still done when I first moved in. I just listened to music. But later, I almost tortured my master in this world into a neurological disease (neurasthenia).
So I came up with this idea. Anyway, my business is not easy to do (it is the kind of food that you have been open for three years). It is better to sleep during the day and go to a bar at night. Call me if you have something to do. Anyway, I am downstairs and can't make any mistakes.
Seeing this, you should understand what I am doing, no, I am not a pyramid scheme.
Serious, man is a psychological consultant. The one on the Dafenglai bar is my small clinic. As for whether anyone is coming to the door to be slaughtered, you really don’t have to worry. There must be some. Of course, if I am really mentally ill, I really can’t do it, but there are some things that cannot be explained clearly and cannot be explained. Then it’s really reliable to come to me.
My business scope is huge, and basically everyone who comes back is satisfied, it is no problem to cure a disease and find a lost population.
Correspondingly, my fee amount is also quite high. Do you think, if you can find me, you are all seeking medical treatment by urgent illness. Can you still care about the money?
So my life was quite comfortable, and the waiters and others in the bar basically knew me.
This is Yangcheng, and this place is a land where every inch of land is valuable. I am young and a idle person who goes to the south to work. How can I have a house? Then you have to read down. This is a story full of peeing points.
As mentioned in the previous article, my name is Momo, but my parents are not named Mo, so don’t think wrongly, just face the wall by thinking about it.
Before I was seven years old, I was named Wu Mo. I explained again that my dad is my real dad, and my mom is my real mom.
My family is a small intellectual family, and the elders are still quite ingenious.
It is said that I hope my son will become a dragon, and my daughter will become a phoenix. That is true. My parents did not miss the preschool education at all.
At the age of five or six, I could understand the ancient version of the four classics. At that time, there were no computer games, so the Great Sage, who could fly into the sea in Journey to the West, captured dragons and subdued demons, became my idol. I dreamed of being like the Great Sage. In addition, when I was a child, the finger-long weapon models sold in the cultural supplies store at the entrance of the school, and the martial arts novels written by Master Jin, the heroes who came from high to high also became my idols.
What should I do if I have an idol? Then I have to work hard towards my idol.
It’s a coincidence that books are all done. My grandfather loves Huang Laozhi’s studies. He has a book shelf with all of these books on it.
Don’t the heroes practice kung fu from this? So I took the Tao Te Ching and looked at it with no problem.
And I also learned the methods in the book to practice qi. At first, it was fine. Everyone in my family thought that I was calm, but later something was wrong because I covered my stomach with no problem and looked uncomfortable.
When facing the interrogation of my parents, I refused to admit it at first, but later I couldn't escape it, so I told the truth to my parents.
That was after I practiced for a month or two, and I felt a stream of air running around my belly. At first, I felt fine, but it felt cool, quite cool; later it changed.
Wherever the air flowed, it seemed like it was stabbed by a knife. The pain was unbearable. It was because of this that I told my parents about this.
My parents were anxious when they heard this, and they didn't have time to settle the score with me, so they hurriedly took me to the hospital. However, after visiting the big hospital, they came to the conclusion that this child was fine.
Now my parents are blind. Although I can eat and drink, my uncomfortable look is unbearable.
Later, my grandfather thought of a trick. It turned out that he had a friend who lived in a broken Taoist temple on a mountain not far away.
The Taoist temple is not big, there is only one old Taoist living in three small houses. There are no one to burn incense in normal times. My grandfather likes Huang Laozhi's studies and will go over and sit there without any trouble.
Judging from my symptoms, my grandfather said that this kid was not practicing the wrong practice, right?
I have to interrupt here. My grandfather is really right, and I really practiced something wrong. And if you don’t have anyone to guide you, try not to practice blindly.
My aunt was renting a taxi at that time. Because she was in a hurry to seek medical treatment, the family hurried to the mountain.
This mountain is called Tuanshan, but in fact I feel like a steamed bun. Later, my master said it was a big tomb, and I was frightened at that time. You know, I have lived on this mountain for quite a long time.
We went up the mountain and it was almost dusk. The afterglow of the sunset shone on the mountain peaks, which made me feel a special warm feeling. This feeling is very strange and hard to describe, and it is a bit like sweat steaming.
The Taoist temple was built toward the west, and the setting sun seemed to have put on a golden cloak on this quiet and nameless Taoist temple. Grandpa walked forward and slapped the door of the Taoist temple.
After a while, the door opened and a person's head was poked out from the door. This person's shape is quite fashionable today, with a light golden wavy head and a small wooden hairpin pinned on his head.
The Taoist master also had a pair of golden silk-edged eyes and a big round face with a big beard.
No wonder grandpa said that this man came to the Northeast when he was hiding from the catastrophe. With this honor, he was obviously a double spy with feudal superstition and capitalism. Who would he fight if he didn't fight?
This person's name is Mo Wen, and I don't know if it is his real name or a fake name. Anyway, he should really have his surname Mo.
He welcomed my grandfather into the room, and the fragrance wafted by in the room. It turned out that this guy was having a meal. When he saw what was placed on the table, he saw the good guy, roast chicken, sausage, and white wine. It seemed that this guy's life was pretty good.
I heard what my grandfather said was so vague, but now I saw that my aunt and I were discouraged. I thought to myself, how could there be such a master? Even if the master is unkempt, he would not be myopic, right?
Later, my aunt said that she was afraid that my grandfather would be deceived and almost called the police.
The Golden Retriever was not embarrassed at all. He didn't say he would treat us to something. Instead, he looked around and stared at me in a daze.
After watching it for a long time, he didn't say anything. He looked at me with great difficulty. In the end, my grandfather couldn't hold back and told him the whole story.
After hearing this, the Golden Retriever nodded, pointed her left index finger at the center of my eyebrows, and her right index finger at the back of my head. She didn't even look at him pinching gestures or chanting mantras. A warm current began to circulate through my body from the center of my eyebrows.
The warm current flowed to my lower abdomen after a while, and it touched the cool air. The warm current was quite comfortable, but when it hit the cool air, a feeling of explosion suddenly appeared, as if a firecracker exploded in my stomach.
In an instant, I fell to the ground and kept rolling.
Grandpa and aunt were suddenly panicked, but the Golden Retriever was still calm. He just pressed the back of my head and I fell asleep.
Later, I heard from my grandfather that the Golden Retriever Taoist calmly asked my grandfather and aunt to carry me to another room and put me on a bed.
Then the Golden Retriever called my grandfather and my aunt out of the house.
He said that I was indeed a mistake in practicing martial arts. My talent is indeed quite good. I actually practiced true qi by thinking about it myself. However, the little true qi I practiced does not have a specific operating route or method, and it ended up running around in my meridians. Moreover, the true qi became more and more practiced through my unremitting efforts, and in the end it became more and more uncomfortable.
After hearing the words of the Golden Retriever, my grandfather was also stunned. Although he loved Huang Laozhi's studies, he did not have a real way to practice. Most of those things are things that are in the bottom of each family and are far from what grandfather could come into contact with.
Originally, my grandfather thought about letting the Golden Retriever's Dao disperse my true energy, but the Golden Retriever shook his head repeatedly.
"It's not difficult for me to melt this child's true energy, but this child will be ruined in the future."
The old Taoist shook his head and said the whole story. It turns out that dissipating my true energy is equivalent to destroying my body. I have waived my qualifications for practicing Taoism, and I can't continue to practice in the future. Of course, this is not the most important thing. The main thing is that my body will get worse and worse in the future, so I can only barely live. My spirit will get worse and worse, so I won't think about any great achievements in the end.
When my grandfather heard this, he was sucking his teeth. Finally, my grandfather thought of a way, which was to let this Golden Retriever accept me as his apprentice. Wouldn't it be fine if he had the method of cultivation?
My grandfather didn't want me to learn these things, after all, these gods and ghosts seem to be not of high quality now, and they look like liars, but now there is really nothing I can do about it.
My grandfather wanted me to learn this, but the request made by the Golden Retriever made my grandfather worried, that is, his abilities are all passed down from family, and not only have abilities but also rules. His abilities can only be passed on to his own family, not to others with other surnames. In other words, if I want to learn skills from him, I have to change my surname, not Wu, and I have to change my surname.
The Golden Retriever bit this very tightly, but he didn't ask me to call him dad or something, but my surname must be the same.
For such a big thing, my grandfather and my aunt couldn't make the decision, so they left me in the Taoist temple and ran back home by themselves. The Golden Retriever Taoist has lived here for many years, so there is no need to worry that he is a personal dealer.
My parents were anxious when they heard this and said they would not do anything. They originally wanted to find someone with abilities nearby and learn from him. As a result, my family is in the northeast. There are really no people in Taoist families nearby. There are many people who dance to great masters, but it is obviously not the same as me.
So after a few days of confusion, my parents agreed to the request of the Golden Retriever.
The Golden Retriever is quite capable. Not long after I practiced the martial arts passed down from his ancestors, the true energy that was running around in my stomach was calmed down.
At first I respected this guy, but later I found that this guy was good at eating, drinking, gamble and everything, so he went to save the miserable woman if he had nothing to do.
I learned Taoism with him for several years, but in the end he didn't teach me anything, so he slipped away quietly and left a note saying that I was very capable, and the rest was practice and could become a master. In the end, the old guy even called him saying that he had gone out to travel around the world. According to the current words, the world was so big that he wanted to go and see it.
Chapter completed!