Chapter 1; Cell Phones?
"Niutao, I can't do it anymore, let's take a break."
"No, horse face, if any master catches up again, wouldn't we be dead?"
Late at night, on the streets of Chang'an City, two human-shaped monsters with bullheads and horse faces were panting and looking terrified.
"You are so stupid." Ma Ming grabbed the horn of Niu's head angrily when he heard this. "Although we accidentally offended that senior, we were also officials who were responsible for the underworld. We had already sealed our cultivation level and could we really kill us."
"What should we do next?" Niu Tou heard this and hurriedly sensed his cultivation. At this time, only a trace of vague spiritual energy was left in his body, which was basically the same as a Qi Refiner.
In this case, it is impossible to go back to the underworld.
"Anyway, let's find a place to take a break first. This seal should have a time limit. We'll wait for a few days." Ma Mian sighed and said.
However, before the two of them took a few steps, a ray of light suddenly appeared not far away, and a figure walked over quickly.
"What are you doing? I don't know that there is a curfew in Chang'an City at night. If you don't sleep at night, you can pretend to be black and white impermanence here."
"A mortal is coming, horse face, what should we do?"
"Hold this." Ma Hou said, then took out a talisman and stuffed it into NiuTou's hand. Although the two of them had their cultivation levels, there were still a few talismans in their hands.
The talisman paper glowed slightly. In just a moment, the bull's head turned into a burly man with a fierce and evil face and a scar on his face, while the horse's face turned into a cold woman with a ponytail.
"Who are you?" asked the horse face, who turned into a cold woman, in a low voice.
"The captain of the third team of the street patrol inspection team of Luosha Street, Chang'an City." The young detective took out his waist sign and shook it at the two of them, looking a little impatient. "So I covered this street with Bai Yu, I understand~!"
Hearing these words, Niu Tou's timid temper suddenly came up. "Hmph, a mere street patrol constable dares to be in front of us..."
"What's in front of you?" Bai Yu had already pulled out his long sword and pressed it against the cow's neck. "Don't blame me for not reminding you that I found illegal people during the curfew. I have the right to rectify the Dharma on the spot."
"Uh, it's nothing, I'm disturbing you." Niu Tou shook his head desperately.
If he was here, he would naturally not take such a young constable seriously, but now that his cultivation level is blocked, he might not be too low-key and might become a headless devil.
"Tell me, who are you?" Bai Yu asked, staring at the two of them.
"My name is Niu Tou..." As soon as the honest Niu Tou was halfway through his words, he was stomped on by the horse's face.
"What's the head of a cow?" Bai Yu's face showed a hint of surprise.
"Constable, you heard it wrong. His surname is Niu and his name is Niu. Ren." Seeing this, Ma hurriedly helped explain. "He came from the north, and his ancestors lived in the green grasslands in the north for generations. I also met him on the road."
"I'm not, I don't, she's not..." Niu Tou, who was covered with his mouth, was about to defend himself when he heard this, but suddenly felt the terrifying gaze of Ma Mingke coming. Niu Tou, who was intimidated, could only nod helplessly.
"Yes, yes, she said everything is right. I met a wild horse, and my ancestors were all grasslands."
"This constable, my surname is Ma. Seeing the vague spiritual power fluctuations on you, you are also a Qi Refiner. Just call me "Fellow Daoist Ma." In order to prevent Niu Tou from taking revenge, Ma Mian quickly revealed his name.
"What are you doing?" Bai Yu continued to ask.
"We are yamen." After Ma Mian said that, she took out her token. Fortunately, the tokens in the underworld and the human world are similar in style, so she is not afraid of being recognized.
"When you meet your colleagues, you will also go out to patrol and catch people at night." Bai Yu looked at the two of them suspiciously. After all, if you don't say anything else, these two people are wearing something wrong.
"No, we were originally looking at the bridge, but the brother and sister who were responsible for the task had asked for leave since the temporary cultivation level had exceeded, the superiors would ask us to take the shift." Niu Tou said, gritting his teeth unwillingly. If the superiors had not asked him to lead the shift, they would not have inexplicably collided with the seniors, making it difficult for them to go home now.
"Who looked at the bridge, how long have you been watching?"
"I can't remember it clearly. It must have been many years, what's wrong?" Niu Tou scratched his head when he heard this, but found that Bai Yu looked at him with a little more pity.
"It's so pitiful. Your treatment is too bad." Bai Yu sighed from the bottom of his heart.
Hearing this, Niu Tou's expression shook, as if his heart was touched, and he grabbed Bai Yu's hand. "Mom, I finally have a soulmate."
"After so many years, do you know how difficult it is for us two? I have a lot of work and no commission. I take the shift on vacation. I have more work than people. I have received the credit. Fortunately, I don't have to take leave and go into seclusion, because my cultivation has not been loose for many years, hehe~!"
Seeing the bullhead open the conversation, the horse face on the side couldn't help rolling his eyes. Why did you say so much to a mortal? Are you sure you two are discussing the same thing?
"Don't be sad, being a human being is so tiring, so be more open-minded." Looking at Niu Tou's depressed and angry look, Bai Yu couldn't help but feel sympathy and had to comfort her. "As the saying goes, why sleep for a long time before death, you will sleep forever after death. Then you can be a relaxed ghost."
Niu Tou stared at Bai Yu for a moment when he heard this, and then... he cried in grievance with a whisper.
Don't talk to me, we are different~!
"Well, since life is not easy for everyone, why don't you let us go." Seeing this man and ghost talking so happily, Ma Mian said in a timely manner.
You should know that these two names are also high in the following. If the two ghosts go out and are caught in prison by the mortal constable, they will be locked up in prison.
"Uh, is this?" Hearing this, Bai Yu, who had just been holding her shoulders with Niu Tou, suddenly coughed dryly and his expression became serious. "This is not something I can decide, it mainly depends on your performance."
Listening to Bai Yu's strange tone, he looked at Bai Yu's subtle gesture again. The cow head and the horse looked at each other and soon came back to his taste.
Chapter completed!