Chapter five hundred and seventy-fifth fall into the trap!
"Ha! Ha! Xiao Zhang, I really can't help with this busyness, you can do it yourself."
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, the Chief of Staff laughed. It was not like joking, and it was not like helping, and after raising his legs, he was about to flash.
Such a good adviser will definitely not be let go.
Zhang Qingshan stopped him and begged: "Chief of Staff, I am your soldier now. You can't stand by death and refuse to save me?"
"Marriage is a great thing, it is one of the four great things in life. How can you say you are dead...uh~! You mean you want to borrow money from me?"
Zhang Qingshan was stunned and was overjoyed: Yes! Although he has no military power and no money, he has connections! He still doesn't believe it if he borrows some from them. He can't buy gifts in markets like towns... Of course, he has to go to Xueqin or Qin Fang to inquire about what gifts they are like to pay.
Immediately I pointed my head like a woodpecker.
The Chief of Staff thought about it and glanced at Zhang Qingshan again. Seeing that Zhang Qingshan was smiling even more charmingly, he nodded with a smile, then stretched out his right hand, clamped his middle finger and index finger, and looked at Zhang Qingshan with a smile.
Zhang Qingshan was very good at taking out the cigarette, polite him, and lit it with affectionately. He also asked casually: "Chief of Staff, how much can I lend me? Don't worry, I'm just a shortage of money. When I finish my work during this period, I will try my best to repay you with all my money and interests."
After the chief of staff took a sip of cigarette happily, he looked at Zhang Qingshan with an expectant look on his face and said to Zhang Qingshan with a smile: "Xiao Zhang! I can agree no matter how much you want to borrow, but the problem is that there is no copper plate on my body except the half pack of cigarettes in my pocket. What do you ask me to lend you?"
"I..." Zhang Qingshan was shocked and angry, and looked at the Chief of Staff who was moving forward with a cigarette in his mouth speechlessly and nodded at him with a smile. He immediately realized that he was not only teased by the Chief of Staff, but also kidnapped a cigarette by him. The aggrieved in his heart almost burst into tears.
However, Zhang Qingshan is not easy to deal with. Since he was teased by the Chief of Staff, he had a goal of venting his heart.
Hurry up and catch up quickly.
"Chief of Staff, I am your soldier at least. You can't ignore me, right?"
"Of course I have to take care of it, but I can't take care of it!"
"Then you have to keep your word, right?"
"This is natural!" The Chief of Staff turned his head and looked at Zhang Qingshan and asked suspiciously: "Is there any place I can't keep my word?"
"Yes!" Zhang Qingshan nodded with certainty, but shouted quickly: "Chief of Staff, when I reported to you in the morning, you not only asked me what difficulties I had at work, but also what difficulties I had in life? I said at that time that I was missing an experienced supervisor in my marriage. At that time, you slapped my chest and shouted that not only wanted to give me a generous gift, but also insisted on recommending myself that I had a lot of experience in this area. I asked me not to think about anything else, just be the groom's officer, and you would take care of everything else..."
Zhang Qingshan's voice became louder and louder, and the Chief of Staff was already shocked and could not even take his pace... According to custom, the chief not only had to unify the preparation and progress of the wedding, but also had to help solve the problem. Zhang Qingshan's meaning was very obvious. The Chief of Staff had everything covered, so what else could he say - this huge pot of shit was suddenly put on the head of the Chief of Staff.
When Zhang Qingshan saw the shocked and angry expression of the Chief of Staff, he was happy: I asked you to fool me again, and I asked you to knock on me another cigarette, hum! Hum! Do you think I won’t cheat? I tell you, don’t smoke this cigarette today, I will rely on you even if I want to see what you can do to me.
Thinking of this in my heart, but I was not idle at all: "Chief of Staff, you are one of the main leaders of our division. You can't keep your word, right? Otherwise, what else do you want us soldiers below to do in the future? What do you want the comrades from other divisions to see us?"
The Chief of Staff never expected that he just asked about gossip with curiosity, and knocked a cigarette on Zhang Qingshan on the whim, but was actually tied to this little trick.
Looking at Zhang Qingshan with a smile and looking at the curious eyes of the soldiers around him, the staff officers finally experienced what it is like to have a "dumb eating coptis chinensis--it's hard to say".
But before he could refute, another guy who was in trouble came.
Commander Liu Yongjiang came with a few comrades, got off the horse and said, "Old Wang, I'm looking for you... Hey~! Lao Wang, why are you so ugly? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
Then he touched the chief of staff's forehead and saw that the chief of staff did not wave his hand away, but stood straight, pointing at Zhang Qingshan with his fingers trembling slightly, but his eyes were very complicated. He also looked at Zhang Qingshan curiously and asked, "Xiao Zhang, what did you do that both human and gods have you done? It depends on how you make the chief of staff angry. Tell me, what's going on?"
"Teacher Commander, you misunderstood me. The Chief of Staff is not angry, but is helping me find a way to use my brain too much and was shocked."
This was a bit contradictory, but it was very successful and aroused Liu Yongjiang's curiosity: "I was frightened? Tell me, what's the way to scare me?"
Before Zhang Qingshan could speak, the Chief of Staff came to his senses. He pointed at Zhang Qingshan in anger, but said to Liu Yongjiang: "Look, the soldiers these days are more lawless than the other, and they are actually teasing me... Damn, can I afford to offend me? Can't I leave?"
Liu Yongjiang became more curious: he knew the ability of his old partner very well. Not only in military affairs, but also in normal times, he was more smarter than a ghost. It was extremely rare to let him down, his old partner. How could he let him go so easily?
"Old Wang, Lao Wang, don't be angry~! If there is anything you can't say well? Besides, Xiao Zhang is also your soldier. If it really doesn't work, you can kick him... Don't look at me like this. I have approved it. If you want to fight other soldiers, it's a violation of discipline. But this shameless bastard in front of you, you want to beat him and kick him. It's okay. If it really doesn't work, I'll kick you... Don't leave, don't leave, talk, brother, I'll preside over justice for you."
As he said that, he was not allowed to wink at Zhang Qingshan, and he winked hard, but he said angrily: "Zhang Qingshan, tell me honestly, what mistakes did you make? It depends on you making Lao Wang angry... You kid have to have half a lie today, I will kick you bastard to death first."
Why is the Chief of Staff so anxious to leave? He is really angry because he has no airs with anyone, and can even chat with the leader all night, but the key problem now is: he is eager to break the shit basin that Zhang Qingshan buckles him. Especially when he sees Liu Yongjiang, this guy, he naturally wants to leave early so that Zhang Qingshan can buckle the shit basin on Liu Yongjiang's head. You know, these twenty-eight gifts are not that easy to beat. If you get bitten, you will definitely feel sorry for him. The key is that he doesn't have that much money, but once Zhang Qingshan bites him, he won't take it out, but where do you ask him to get so many things? Therefore, his choice is very wise: as long as you leave, and then before the shit basin is pressed on Liu Yongjiang or someone else, he will not mention this topic with Zhang Qingshan, so as not to cause trouble and cause trouble.
Now, when he heard Liu Yongjiang mention this and still holding on to him, he knew that he could not leave.
The two evils are the least!
So, he immediately blinked at Zhang Qingshan, and his eyes turned almost like a flying knife to poke.
But he forgot that he not only joked about Zhang Qingshan, but also took the opportunity to knock Zhang Qingshan away a cigarette like a slaughter. Zhang Qingshan had already put the basin on his head. The so-called "no trouble for the second master" is not annoying in one thing. I want Zhang Qingshan to change his position suddenly, so it is possible?
Zhang Qingshan first talked about Qin Fang's twenty-eight sisters as bridesmaids and satisfactory return gifts, and then he talked about the Chief of Staff's promise to be the chief officer. Then he tactfully said that the Chief of Staff had thought it was not difficult before, so he agreed to it. But now when he heard that it was a little difficult, he started to back down and not keep his word. Finally, he asked the division commander to make decisions for himself: "Teacher, what should I do?"
Zhang Qingshan said something to the Chief of Staff this morning, and Liu Yongjiang knew it clearly - Zhang Qingshan was full of complaints at that time, all of whom felt that the Chief of Staff had a warning to him, and it had nothing to do with returning gifts.
Now, Zhang Qingshan bit the Chief of Staff and insisted on putting the shit on the Chief of Staff's head. Obviously, Zhang Qingshan himself had no choice but to seek medical treatment in a hurry and let the Chief of Staff who came to him take the blame.
First, this is all a private matter between comrades, and it is not a big deal; second, he hasn't seen the Chief of Staff suffer a long time ago; third, he doesn't want to free the Chief of Staff, but he is trapped in.
So, when he heard that Zhang Qingshan's threat was not like a threat, and asking for advice was not like asking for advice, he immediately patted the chief of staff on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Old Wang, I have told you a long time ago that this guy is a vengeful person and is very stingy. Look, you smoked a cigarette and he asked you to repay him hundreds of times. Oh ~! You can do it yourself. My stomach hurts a little, so I'll go to the front to solve it."
After saying that, Liu Yongjiang covered his stomach and lost his shadow with a few comrades.
The Chief of Staff never expected that Liu Yongjiang would use his urine to escape, but he knew very well in his heart. Liu Yongjiang was saying to him: Don’t look at Zhang Qingshan, who has just arrived at the division headquarters, but he is also a hob. Lao Wang, be careful, your buddy will not cause trouble.
He looked at Zhang Qingshan with a serious face and asked in a deep voice: "Did you have to rely on me today?"
At first glance, they were only the two of them left, and Zhang Qingshan immediately smiled again, especially when he heard the Chief of Staff’s bad tone, he naturally smiled more and more flatteringly. He said carefully: "Chief of Staff, I will tell you the truth. Look, among the leaders I am familiar with, the division commander promised to be the witness of my marriage, and the Commander of Tian Jingshan promised to be the master of marriage. Both of them helped. If you don’t participate, wouldn’t I offend you? So, I have to come and beg you with shamelessness... Everyone knows that you are a talented person like Zhuge Liang. In my eyes, you can’t solve the problem. You don’t have to think about it. There are countless solutions to it... Chief of Staff, I beg you, just give me an idea to let me get through this difficulty, right? After all, this is my lifelong event, and you don’t want to see the soldiers you accepted as a bachelor, right?"
It was both reasonable, flattery, and begging, and Zhang Qingshan was a little moved by his words.
I don’t know if the Chief of Staff was finally felt, or if he thought of something else, he actually laughed...
Chapter completed!