Chapter 50 The experience in the bathroom
In the KTV private bathroom, Cai Yue, who was washing his hands, screamed.
"Don't swear, I'm just fine."
"I don't object to how many you have, it won't happen anyway." Bai Xiaoqiao made up the coffin and came to a conclusion.
"Sister, just read me. Why are you doing here?"
"What benefits did you get?"
"The whole set of Tiangang thirty-six changes, my righteous brother is so generous." Cai Yue said complacently.
"Idiots, if I was sold, I still have to help people count the money."
Cai Yue's poisonous tongue was already immune to Bai Xiaoqiao's, and turned his head and asked, "Sister, which one is better, Thirty-Six Changes or Seventy-Two Changes? Why do you feel that Seventy-Two Changes are more domineering?"
Bai Xiaoqiao was instantly possessed by Teacher Bai and raised her hands on her back, "Tiangang and Earth Evil are both great ways, no need to compare." She said first and showed the facts.
Cai Yue's head was suddenly covered in black.
"Don't judge the level by the number, the realm will naturally reach its vision." She taught her step by step and made a high theory.
Cai Yue immediately held his forehead with his hands.
"There is no trash martial arts, only trash monks." She showed her fangs and spit out her vicious tongue.
Cai Yue was instantly angry, feeling that he had dug a hole and jumped. He was angry and said word by word, "Speak human words?"
Bai Xiaoqiao returned to normal, her pretty smiling face bloomed with sweetness, her big eyes bent into crescent moons, and her white tiger teeth showed a cold light.
"Cousin~ Brother."
In the sweet nasal sound, Cai Yue felt a gust of cold wind blowing through his bones.
But he still showed his fearless spirit of sacrifice and a hob spirit that sacrificed his life for justice. "If you have something to say, it's okay, don't delay me."
Bai Xiaoqiao was amused by Cai Yue and laughed out loud, "I hate it, I'm talking vulgar words in front of the little girl."
Cai Yue was shaking and shaking by the ever-changing changes of this fairy. "If the spring breeze doesn't help you, I will submit to you. Just tell me, if there are thirty-six changes, do you still need to get the seventy-two changes?"
Bai Xiaoqiao secretly praised her, "It is worthy of being Cai Bapi, who has ideals and pursuits."
"The Thirty-Six Changes of Tiangang are the authentic Taoist sect, and the Seventy-Two Changes of Earth Evil are the side gates of the left Taoist sect."
After Bai Xiaoqiao said that, he seemed to be possessed by the teacher again, "Brother, it seems that you didn't read carefully, the sentence in Journey to the West. The old Taoist obviously felt disappointed with Sun Dasheng, choosing the changes in Earth Evil."
Cai Yue was choked and said to himself, you have read this, it seems that it is not the case, you are busy watching TV shows every day.
He couldn't say it, and even more so he couldn't beat it, so he had to use a bad move, "Okay, you go out quickly, I really want to swear."
Bai Xiaoqiao showed a ghostly expression and said quietly, "Brother, I really don't need to teach you the introduction to Tiangang Change."
Bai Xiaoqiao saw Cai Yue's eyes wide open, and became even more excited, looking at his little hands. "I'm thinking that I haven't taught you anything yet, and I plan to give you benefits."
When Cai Yue heard the word "benefit", he threw everything behind his mind and held up Bai Xiaoqiao's jade hand like a eunuch.
"Sister, come on, let the benefits come more violently."
Bai Xiaoqiao smiled with a pursed lips, the fox who wanted to steal the chicken, "Didn't you drive me away and want to urinate?"
Cai Yue put on a look of death, "The world is great, and the benefits are the greatest. If you can't hold it to death, it will be more refreshing if you hold it in for a long time."
"If you're going to die, you'll tell dirty jokes."
"Stop being slow, I want to become a bird with wings that can soar in the sky." Cai Yue began to think about it.
"You think beautifully, but you are not strong enough, and at most you can change your wings."
"Can you fly?" Cai Yue showed a longing look.
"sure."
"Please do it. My sister, I'm only level 3 in Qi training. Can I succeed?" There was a little shake in Cai Yu'e's shiny eyes.
"This is the benefit of the authentic Taoist sect. It is easy to learn and practice, without side effects, and it directly points to the great Tao. Besides, you also have the physical method."
"Sister, I thought of it, give me the wings of the angel." Cai Yu'e's eyes were filled with stars.
"Lei Zhenzi also has wings, why are you an angel?"
Bai Xiaoqiao took out his cell phone, searched, and found the sectional view of the angel's wings, and asked Cai Yue to record it carefully.
Cai Yue obediently did it, "What's the use of this?"
"In the past, I had to visualize the real thing by practicing changes. Now it's convenient. Just look at the anatomical diagram and think about it in my mind."
Cai Yue closed his eyes and thought about the white wings. He then turned his body into a sacred decisive decisive body, raised his breath to the shoulder blades on his back, and then used the Tiangang Change.
I saw that Cai Yue's back first grew hollow bones at a speed visible to the naked eye and continued to extend.
Then layers of white feathers appeared and covered with layers of white feathers, covering their wings, with clear feathers.
In a moment, the white wings more than half a person tall took shape.
Cai Yue opened his eyes, turned his head to look at the wings in the mirror, and opened and closed curiously, spreading his white wings.
The bathroom was not big enough, and as soon as he spread his wings, he touched the tiled wall.
But even so, Cai Yue was still very happy.
He was extremely excited and hugged Bai Xiaoqiao and ate her smooth and clean face.
After kissing, he realized that Cai Yue quickly let go and said, "Sister, this is just a ritual between brothers and sisters. Don't get angry."
When he found that Bai Xiaoqiao showed no sign of being angry, Cai Yue said to death again, "You are so fine, why are you applying powder? I've chewed a mouthful of chemicals."
Cai Yue saw Bai Xiaoqiao have a pretty face. He immediately changed the subject, "It seems like I'll try the feeling of flying now, I don't know what it feels like."
Bai Xiaoqiao was finally angry by Cai Yue. With a finger, he shrank sharply and turned into the size of a mosquito. "Then you fly it for me. It takes less than half an hour to fly, so don't think about restoring it."
Cai Yue was surprised that Bai Xiaoqiao instantly made a buzzing sound, "My sister, I haven't mastered it yet. Help."
Bai Xiaoqiao was relentless and kept fanning out the strange wind, which made Cai Yue turn in a daze and fall.
Cai Yue, who shrunk into a mosquito, felt for the first time that the bathroom space was as vast as the world. It seemed that he was in a hollow building with a hundred and ten floors. Even the toilet stood like a hill, standing in the distance.
Cai Yue looked at Bai Xiaoqiao who was fanning the wind, and was like a god-like man a thousand feet tall. Flashes of whirlwinds came out of her hands, like a hurricane rolling up.
Cai Yue had no choice but to flap his wings and adjust his posture, adapting to both flying skills and martial arts.
Bai Xiaoqiao didn't let him go, but waved a strange wind and blew him into the toilet. At the same time, he lifted the toilet lid and pressed to flush.
Cai Yue, the size of a mosquito, looked at the toilet that was like a huge deep sea vortex, and his throat was dry.
Especially the sound of flushing on the toilet is like a waterfall falling, and the movements made by it are deafening.
There was also a rapid spiral, gathering into the whirlpool of the drain hole, bringing him great pressure.
Cai Yue felt cold in his heart. Although he didn't believe that Bai Xiaoqiao would really harm him, he was still anxious and sweating in this urgent moment and in the urgent scene.
Cai Yue flapped his wings desperately to resist the wind's sway, but was led to the turbulent flow of water.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!