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Chapter 898 Re-entry into the world of magic sticks (thirty-one)(1/2)

"Yes, I did say that!"

The old lady was not frightened by the Chinese character face.

She had a stubborn look on her face, "I just don't feel well. Look at my eyes, they are almost as big as those of a panda!"

"I couldn't sleep for a long time. I went to the town hospital to get sleeping pills but it didn't work. I always felt like something was pressing on me..."

The old lady became more and more involved when she talked about her situation, and she actually forgot that she was just getting angry with the police.

She was lively and dancing, "Maybe it's a ghost on the bed! I guess I got something dirty on it——"

The foreheads of several policemen with Chinese-character faces twitched when they heard this.

What age is this, and the old lady in front of me doesn't look like she is seventy or eighty.

Calculating my age, I should be born in the 1970s.

In other words, for people born in this era, the country has long popularized scientific knowledge and received nine years of compulsory education.

If you read books and know the real science, you won't be so superstitious.

Is it a nine-leak fish?

Of course, it depends on the environment they are in, a remote mountain village.

The villagers will be relatively ignorant and ignorant, so they will give these magic sticks and goddesses the soil to grow freely!

In the past, police officers like them were not reported, and they did not know that the Guiyuan Temple, which was very popular on the Internet, was actually a deceptive wild Taoist temple, and they were unable to take control of it.

Now, since they knew it and were caught by He Qingfeng, this matter cannot be settled easily!

"He Qingfeng, you haven't said that you are promoting feudal superstition?"

The Chinese-character face no longer listened to the old lady's nonsense, but turned his head and spoke directly to He Qingfeng seriously.

He Qingfeng:......

excuse me?

The old lady said that she encountered something unclean. Does she have a relationship with He Qingfeng?

This policeman Shu Li's brain circuit is really strange.

Even if someone is practicing feudal superstition, it should be the old lady in front of me.

He Qingfeng has been reminding the old lady: Believe in science and reject feudal superstition!

He Qingfeng's face was filled with grievances.

Seeing this, the old lady rushed to help: "Oh, young man, please don't accuse me unjustly!"

"He Guanzhu has never promoted feudal superstition. Just now, he told me: Believe in science, there are no ghosts in this world!"

This time the Chinese characters were changed and my face was shocked.

He looked at the old lady and then at He Qingfeng. His mouth moved, but he couldn't say a word.

How ridiculous!

A priest with a bun and a Taoist robe actually told his followers to "believe in science"!

Have you gone to the wrong channel, or has the world become too ridiculous?!

"Yes, I have always told everyone that there are no monsters and monsters in this world. We must believe in science and reject feudal superstition!"

He Qingfeng received a perfect assist from the old lady. Seeing the dumbfounded expressions of several policemen, He Qingfeng felt extremely excited.

He still looked calm and said softly, "Our Taoist temple only promotes traditional Taoist culture and will never sell talismans, talismans, or other magical objects or ornaments to tourists or believers!"

"So, comrades, if you are looking for crooks or liars, you are really looking for the wrong place!"

"That's right! Master Qingfeng is a serious Taoist priest, certified by the Taoist Association, and has a formal ultimatum!"

"Yes, yesterday I came to ask for amulets, and Guanzhu He said not to let me be superstitious, and to go to the hospital if I was sick."

"Yes, yes, Master Qingfeng's mantra is 'believe in science'. We do believe in science, but there are some things that science cannot help with!"

"That's right, my little girl has been crying a few days ago. She went to both the county hospital and the city hospital, but she couldn't find the cause at all. So she went to He's house and asked Su Xiangu to pat her down. Hey, guess what?

, Xiaoya stopped crying on the spot!”

"...Oh, young man, let me tell you that Guanzhu He and Xiangu Su are really capable people. You may not believe it, but you must not be disrespectful..."

While He Qingfeng was speaking, a group of villagers and believers who came to either return their vows or ask questions gathered around him.

They were talking in a flurry of words.

At first, they still tried hard to prove that He Guanzhu did not engage in feudal superstition and was not a liar.

But as I talked, the painting style became very strange.

In particular, a few enthusiastic old ladies actually faced the Amway He Qingfeng couple who were waiting for a few policemen with Chinese characters on their faces.

Guozi Lian and other police officers:...

I was speechless and choked, and sighed helplessly.

Alas, if we want to completely eradicate feudal superstition, we still have a long way to go.

Look what these aunties are doing?

They actually advocated feudal superstition to the law enforcement police who came to arrest the criminals?!

What's even more bizarre is that the guy who really pretended to be a ghost didn't get anything wrong.

Many people can prove that He Qingfeng did not promote feudal superstition, and he even advised everyone not to be superstitious!

This this--

My head hurts so much!

What should they do?

Continue to arrest people?

Who to arrest?

Should we arrest these superstitious old men and women?

Haha, so many "living ancestors" went to the county, why didn't they cause chaos in their police station?

Catch He Qingfeng?

Why?

He is a serious Taoist priest who only promotes traditional culture. He has never said anything about exorcising ghosts and subjugating demons.

As for burning incense, praying for blessings, cough cough, this is religious culture.

Even if you don’t praise it, you can’t obstruct it or contain it!

"Comrade police, you have really misunderstood. I, He Qingfeng, really do not advocate feudal superstition, let alone lie!"

He Qingfeng saw the embarrassment of several police officers and said seriously.

"Yes! Yes! He Guanzhu is right. He really advised me not to be superstitious!"

The old lady just now rushed to the front again, trying her best to help He Qingfeng testify.

He Qingfeng: Sure enough, she is from my hometown. Grandma Sangu is awesome!

However, just as He Qingfeng finished praising Third Aunt Grandma in his heart, the old lady turned to He Qingfeng and said: "Guanzhu He, I really don't feel well. Why don't you read a sutra for me to get rid of that dirty thing?"

Bar!"

He Qingfeng & police officers:...

"Ahem!"

He Qingfeng coughed a few times and said helplessly, "Grandma Third Aunt, I told you--"

"Oh, I know! Your rhetoric is known to all of us, not to mention me!"

"Okay! Okay! You have to believe in science. There are no ghosts in the world! I didn't say there were ghosts. I just don't feel well. Please help me take a look!"

Grandma Sangu said eagerly, her eyes filled with anticipation.

The surrounding villagers and believers also looked at He Qingfeng eagerly.

Oh, by the way, there are also a few policemen, and they are also watching eagerly.

It seemed that as long as He Qingfeng opened his mouth to recite a curse or pretended to pinch his hands, they would catch him on the spot!

He Qingfeng:......

What is this thing called?

He had an inexplicable feeling that "the atmosphere has been set up here, if I don't pretend to be a ghost, I won't be able to let the audience down."

Taking a deep breath, He Qingfeng threw these strange thoughts out of his mind.

In full view of everyone, He Qingfeng raised his hand.

However, he didn't pinch his hands or make any weird gestures.
To be continued...
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