My name is Liu Yichen. I was born in an ordinary family. I am a standard post-90s generation. I have two bosses, one is Mr. Liu and the other is Mr. Deng. Mr. Liu sells rat poison and Mr. Deng is the proprietress of a clothing store.

By the way, I have a sister in my family, Liu Tingting, but I don’t like to call her sister, I like to call her ‘Ajie’!

Mr. Deng said, you can’t call her ‘Sister’, it’s impolite! But I still can’t help but call her ‘Sister’!

When I was a child, my hobbies were skating, playing basketball, painting, and... dressing up as a woman! My biggest dream is that one day I can transform into a beautiful girl so that I can dress up well.

, you can wear a beautiful skirt and a beautiful garland! My favorite thing to do is to dress up as a woman and enjoy the cheers of the men and the envious eyes of the women!

When I grew up, my favorite thing to do was to open Douyin on my phone and take selfies. The Douyin videos I uploaded were very popular, with the highest number of likes exceeding 100,000! I like to watch the videos of young ladies,

After seeing all kinds of young ladies, I found that the girls around me have become vulgar fans and have no attraction to me!

Accidentally, I turned myself into a leftover man. The girls who once chased me all got married, and the girls I once liked became the "mothers" of their children. And I

, and became a shameful, evil single!

I don’t know why my life has turned out like this. I am in my thirties, I have not made any money, I have achieved nothing at work, and my life is in a mess. I am in my thirties, and I am fooling around everywhere.

I want to go home. It’s the Spring Festival and I want to go home to celebrate the New Year. Thinking about it, I haven’t been home to celebrate the New Year in five years. I wonder if Mr. Liu and Mr. Deng will urge me to get married or arrange a blind date for me this time.

, the endless kiss!

I am tired, and I also want to have a family. If Mr. Liu and Mr. Deng find a girl that they are satisfied with, then I will just go with it and accept my fate. Didn’t the ancients say, get married first and then fall in love? In the past, I

I didn’t believe that men and women who are not in love can get married, but now I believe it, because I think there should be many people like me, right?

If I could start my life over again, I would definitely study hard and make progress every day, because reading can really change my destiny, because the teacher is right, 'There is a house of gold in a book, and there is a beauty like jade in a book'! With knowledge, really

You can live better than others! If you have technology, you can really become a rich man and change society!

If I could start my life over again, I would definitely be a man. There is no future for sissies, but tough guys are the favorites of women! Sissies are only popular before the age of thirty, but tough guys are popular all their lives!

If I could start my life over again, I would...

It's a pity that everyone only lives once, and there is no regret medicine in the world! I understood it too late, and I woke up too late. Now I am already a greasy uncle in my thirties. It's too late for everything.

It’s irreversible!

I have already bought my train ticket. If nothing else happens, I will be home tomorrow night. I wonder if Mr. Deng will make me stewed pork belly and lotus seed soup, or a plate of steamed vermicelli with crabs...

Written on January 20, 2023, the 29th day of the twelfth lunar month, Great Cold
Chapter completed!