Three hundred and thirtieth IX, Hong Ling Shangxian follower
On the third day of the college entrance examination, I wish all students a success and a koi turn into a dragon!
The play says:
I would like to give you a special name and listen clearly; why do you keep following me?
It makes people laugh and make you jump, don't be surprised. Follow the Bulljun Immortal World Big Star.
——The little lyrics play is written as "Meeting Happy".
The Hongling Fairy slapped out with her palm. The situation was very urgent at that time. Where could the dervice run the black bowl?
I saw that under the blue sky and white clouds, the sun shadow darkened, and the big handprint was about to be slapped, and suddenly it turned into a claw and grabbed it straight!
The der monk and the spirit of the weapon Ami were in harmony with each other. With the urge of his thoughts, the black bowl suddenly shrank, as small as dust, but it suddenly sank, and then jumped backwards, and rushed towards the Hongling Fairy!
The Immortal Hong Ling shouted loudly, "Good it!" The left hand came out again, his palms were sealed and closed, just like fishing in the water! Unexpectedly, the dervish steered the black bowl and sank again, leaving the area covered by the palms of the Immortal Hong Ling, but jumped over from his crotch!
Hong Ling Shangxian was furious and scolded, "Shameless! You also brought the trick of drilling the crotch?"
The fairy Hong Ling cursed, but her body turned around quickly. When she looked up again, she saw that the black bowl followed the way and went far away in an instant!
The immortal Hongling was so angry that he rose up and chased after him. After this, the distance between the two sides was ten feet away!
The immortal Hong Ling scolded angrily: "Monkey! Monk! Where did you take my junior sister? How could my junior sister's magic weapon be in your hands?"
After hearing this, the dervish was very surprised and replied loudly: "It's really strange! When did I meet your junior sister? I can't say that I don't even know whether your junior sister is a man or a woman!"
When the immortal Hong Ling heard this, he was even more furious and cursed: "Shameless monk! Thieves monk! Your junior sister is a man! All the little nuns in your temple are male! You are so pestering you, a thief monk!"
The dervish was very happy when he heard this: "Ah? Hahaha! I know! Your junior sister is a woman and is also your lover, right? I don't have a lover, and I don't want a lover. It's all my business to be a man or a woman? Besides, there are no little nuns in the temple where the monk stayed!"
After hearing this, the immortal Hong Ling was even more furious and cursed: "Thief Monk, I caught you today. Not only did I want you to hand over my junior sister, but I also wanted to take your little destruction bowl and kill you, both body and spirit!"
"Hahahaha!" The der monk laughed and said, "Why, the tuqian dagger has appeared? Want to take my bowl and beg for food? If you have the ability, you can catch up and catch me. If you can't catch up, don't talk nonsense!"
After hearing this, the immortal Hong Ling said hatefully, "Thief Monk! Listen to me! I can't catch you for a day and I can't catch you for a day. I can't catch you for a day! I can't catch you for a year and I can't catch you for a year. I can't catch you for a year! Humph! Even if I chase him for ten, a hundred, a thousand years, I will never let you go!"
After hearing this, the der monk said in his heart: Good, this Hong Ling Xian is actually more patient than me! Bah! How can I convince you?
The dervish replied again, "Bah! You, the Po Hong Lingxian, want to compete with me for patience? I will tell you, just say this to you, I will compete with you! If you don't chase me, you will be a coward!"
The dervish said this and thought about it in his heart. He had already asked Ami: "Ami, when do you think you can get rid of him? This has been the 'long-distance race' for most of the day, and the guy behind him is still full of energy!"
Ami said: "Master, although I have spiritual energy to absorb, I am progressing too slowly. If I can catch two more demon cultivators like Xiao Biaoying to swallow it, I can make progress faster and my teleportation will be able to surpass the guy behind me!"
The der monk heard this and looked depressed: "That little broken eagle, he was catching immortal vegetables and harming people's lives, so I caught him into the bowl to swallow you; if he caught demon cultivators for no reason, he would be able to swallow you and improve his cultivation. Isn't this just a traitor with those guys who are the weak and catch immortal vegetables? How can you let your master do such a thing?"
After hearing this, Ami said aggrievedly: "Master, I didn't really ask you to catch the immortal vegetables, I just said that. If you have a way to improve my cultivation, I will be able to get rid of the guy behind me soon."
The dervish's heart moved and asked, "Ami, can we catch the guy behind us in the bowl for you to swallow?"
"No, no!" Ami answered very quickly, denying it with a verbal deficit, and then explained: "At present, my world of heaven has not grown at all, and my devouring function is not strong enough to swallow the ninth-level immortal cultivator."
But after hearing Ami's words, the dervish couldn't help but turn around and look at the Hongling Fairy. Hey, this time he no longer tried to shorten the distance between the two sides, but instead tied a hundred feet away, "following" slowly!
The dervish smiled and said to Ami: "Ami, the guy behind him may be tired. Now he is not as furious as before and is chasing him with great force!"
As for the Immortal of Hong Ling, as the dervice expected, I was really tired! Although he was a master of the ninth level of immortality, after chasing him for a long time, the true energy of the Immortal Family was consumed a lot-
It’s like two people fighting for wealth, and they all spend thousands of dollars a day. Those who have a net worth of tens of millions are always less supportive than those who have a net worth of over 100 million.
This time, the immortal Hongling was busy and "followed" for several hours. He felt that he had recovered a little, so he rushed over quietly!
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However, the cultivators in the fifth level of heaven saw two things rushing to escape at first, and later they all knew that one person was chasing a bowl; later, they saw that the bowl and the person came and went many times within a day, and their feelings gradually changed.
——As I saw it for a long time, my mood gradually faded away; later, I saw it every day, and I saw it hundreds of times in a day. When I got used to seeing it, I no longer had the shock.
I don’t know how many days the der monks and Hong Ling Shangxian raced. Anyway, what you can see is that the cultivators in the fifth level of heaven are no longer affected by anything, and do whatever they should do.
—— Speaking of which, the "long-distance race" between the dervish monk and the Hongling Immortal have been "raceful" for several months!
After several months, the Hongling Immortal did not lose much "fat", but the black bowl spirit Ami did make tangible progress: the teleportation degree of the black bowl was almost the same as the Hongling Immortal! The dervice got an unexpected surprise, but as the master of the magic weapon, he didn't know: he didn't expect that this "race" could actually increase the advancement of the black bowl!
The dervish is in the black bowl, of course, more comfortable than the Hongling Immortal. He has more time to think about how to deal with the Hongling Immortal.
After thinking about it, the dervish thought of a method of exhausting the enemy, which is to interfere with the other party with words and anger the immortal Hong Ling-
After all, immortal cultivators pay attention to a calm mind. Perhaps the Immortal Hong Ling is angry and has a wrong mood. Then, the consumption of the true essence and spiritual energy of his immortal family will increase. Dreams must always be there. What if they are realized? Wouldn't that be more conducive to achieving the "strategic goal" of "supporting his Immortal Hong Ling is "fat and thin"?
Thinking of this, the dervish shouted to the Hong Ling Shangxian, a hundred feet away from behind, and said, "Hey! I said that Hong Ling follower, why are you just following the old man and smelling the fart these days, but not scaring me?"
The immortal Hongling was working hard and once again stalking and chasing him. After hearing the words of the dervish, he angrily said, "Shameless monk! Do you want to get into the crotch again?"
The dervish laughed and said, "Hahahaha! Hong Ling follows the worm. A real man is humiliated by the crotch, so he is willing to act! This has been happening in ancient times. Apart from being a follower, how can you understand what 'being a follower' means?"
The immortal Hong Ling was angry and hated and cursed: "Stinky monk! Thieves monk! You are the followers!"
"I'm the follower?" The dervish laughed and shouted again: "Let's come and see where are you following whose butt, and you're chasing and refusing to leave?"
The dervice was determined to anger the other party, so naturally she was not afraid that the fairy spirit on the Hongling Shang was so badly hurt. She laughed again. After laughing, she sang a vulgar tune. This was the "lotus fall" that the dervice heard when she wandered around the world in the lower world. However, although it was that tone, the lyrics were revised:
"Fuck the bug, fuck the bug, Hong Ling Shangxian loves to fuck..."
The immortal Hong Ling was extremely angry. To put it in detail, his head was already a little problem. At this moment, he was confused and cursed:
"A nonsense monk, I only love my junior sister, how can I love the bad guy? Ah, are you calling my junior sister a bad guy! You, the thief monk who kills thousands of swords, your junior sister is the bad guy! I'll bah!"
"Hahahaha!" The dervish laughed and said jokingly: "Hong Ling follows the worm, why are you anxious to take things out of context? My song still has the following, you can hear it clearly!"
I heard the dervish sing down and said, "I'll just smell the fart after I'm just listening to it, but I'll still say it's fairy spirit."
——So, wherever one bowl and one person passed, there was a funny and strange tone that came from the true essence of the Immortal Spiritual Dao:
"Everyone listen! The most popular lotus falls in the world of heaven, listen to the song "The Immortal and the Fighting" -
Following the worm, follow the worm, Hong Ling Shangxian loves to smell bad; following the butt and smelling it, it still says it's fairy spirit."
The air shook the millet, and the funny song of the dervish, as well as laughing and loudly talking to himself: "Ah, this song is not very elegant, change to a more elegant ancient tune! Haha! Hong Ling follows the worm, you have to listen to it:
‘Give me a special name, and listen clearly; ask me why I keep following you? It makes people laugh and make you jump, don’t be surprised. Follow the monster, the big star in the fairy world.’”
——Good, this time, people in the fifth heavenly world, whether they are immortal cultivators or mortals, heard it, and even those children actually regarded this vulgar rumor as a nursery rhyme and learned to sing it!
At this time, the immortal Hong Ling was really unable to stop, and the situation was in a dilemma, and the inner conflict was in conflict—
I have the intention to stop chasing. I wonder how many times I have been without chasing this small bowl, but I just "a slight teleportation of the slightest margin"; let alone I have been chasing for five or six months, so how could I be willing to give up? If I don't chase after me, isn't it just that all my previous efforts have been wasted?
I want to continue chasing, but it's just a little bit too late and I can't succeed again and again. Moreover, this monk is a bit hurt. He chases him like this, which seems to confirm the name of the follower given by the thief monk. It's true! Some even more annoying is that this monk made up a bad song, and some people have learned to sing it!
The immortal Hong Ling was furious again: The thief monk in front of him sang a broken song, full of energy and spread far away, clearly deliberately corrupting my image! Why is he getting more and more energetic, but I feel more and more tired? Now I am actually able to teleport and chase, but I am not politely fighting back!
Depressed! Suffering! The immortal Hong Ling couldn't help it anymore, so he cursed: "Shameless thief monk, you are the followers! You love stinky farts! The junior sister you love is the old nun, the little nun, the thousands of nuns are all the stinky farts!"
Alas! The city gate caught fire, which affected the pond fish! The fairy of Hong Ling was so angry that she was embarrassed. The poor, kind and kind old nuns, thousands of nuns were all stinky!
If you want to blame this, you can't blame the author. The first one wants to blame the dervish. Why do you stimulate the Hong Ling Shangxian, who has a little abnormal head? The second person to blame is Hong Lingxian, right? The author raised his hands and expressed that the millions of nuns who agreed with the old nuns and the millions of nuns clenched their pink fists, beat the head of the shameless thief monk, stretched out his jade palm, and slapped him in the ears of the Hong Lingxian!
——At that time, the der monk was the "culprit" that caused countless nuns to "beaten" but was not angry, but laughed louder and sang louder; the immortal Hongling cursed these few words, and under the distracting spirit, he couldn't help but slow down in terms of degree, and was pulled a hundred feet away by the black bowl!
The immortal Hong Ling quickly increased his strength to chase forward, but the black bowl in front of him also slowed down!
So, since then, the Immortal of Hong Ling rushed forward, and the Immortal of Hong Ling rushed forward, and the Immortal of Hong Ling rushed forward, and the Immortal of Hei Bowl of Hei Bowl of Hei, as if he was close to the ground, always keeping a hundred feet apart.
The black bowl slowed down, and it was clearly the der monk who was the best. He played the game of "cat catching rats" with the Hong Ling Shangxian. However, the Hong Ling Shangxian was overjoyed: Oh, it turns out that your little thief monk's broken bowl has a time when his spiritual power is not enough? Chase! I will chase you more! You must be able to chase it!
So, their "long-distance race" is no longer lonely and becomes vivid in a unique way!
——On this day, the dervish asked Ami: "Ami, now our degree is almost the same as the Hongling Immortal. Is there any way to mention it?"
Ami said: "Master, if I run like this, I guess in another month, I will be able to break through the current realm and advance to the first level. At that time, my degree will definitely be faster than him!"
After hearing this, the dervish monk said happily: "The years of cultivation are endless, what is the time for a few months? Hahahaha! That's it, let's continue to compete with him and strive for you to make a breakthrough as soon as possible!"
The dervish was overjoyed when he thought that such a "long-distance race" could actually help Ami advance, and he couldn't help but think of the scene of the arrival of heavenly tribulation - the dervish was preparing to "use the old trick again" and gave Hong Ling Shangxian a "surprise".
To put it short, one bowl and one person chased after six months, and "traveled" the fifth heaven world. On the third day of the seventh month, Ami told the dervish:
"Master, I'm about to advance to the fourth level of the Immortal Dao!"
He beg for a laugh: "Ami, if the cultivator of the ninth level of immortality behind is mixed into your heavenly tribulation, with his ninth level of immortality cultivation, can you still withstand the heavenly tribulation if the heavenly tribulation is doubled?"
Ami said: "Master, pull the follower into my heavenly tribulation. How scary was that heavenly tribulation!
However, when the lightning of the heavenly tribulation descended, I directly transformed it into the energy in my world. Although I have never tried the guys from the ninth level of the Immortal Dao to participate in the tribulation in my heavenly tribulation, I think it should be able to withstand it? I am 80% sure, master, do you want to accept this follower like you would like to conquer Yan Laowu?"
The dervish smiled and said, "Since we are not sure, let's just scare him and just have fun!"
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Chapter completed!