Chapter 1: The thief who failed the college entrance examination.

July 30th.

Xu Ziling's parents have not slept well for more than a month. Since Xu Ziling was diagnosed with severe depression and intermittent dementia, they have been afraid that Xu Ziling will do something stupid.

For example, jumping off a building, cutting pulses, etc.

At this point, every time Xu's father and mother heard any strange movement outside the room, they would be awakened.

Tonight, Xu's father and mother were awakened by the sound of rumbling over boxes and cabinets.

The two of them fumbled out of the bed, but they didn't turn on the lights; they were afraid that they would be shocked to Xu Ziling, who might be preparing to commit suicide by doing stupid things.

They were barefoot; tiptoe forward, opening the door with as little movement as possible.

The lights in the living room were on, and a smell of gas penetrated into Xu's father and mother's nose; they looked at each other; they moved slowly, but there was a little more horror on their faces.

There are only four people in the family, including their family of three, and their cousin Dong Shuni, who wants to go to school in this city. Her cousin Dong Shuni is still young; she can't use gas stoves, as for Xu Ziling...

To be honest, it would be fine if it was Xu Ziling. This proves that Xu Ziling is not decadent and at least she will find food by herself.

If the person in the kitchen is not Xu Ziling, then the question is; who is the person who uses the gas stove in the middle of the night?

Without considering supernatural events, the answer is about to come out, that is the thief!

Oh my God! If you get thieves in your house, you won’t tell me about stealing anything. But what do you want to do with a gas stove? Do you really think of this place as your own home? If you are hungry, cook noodles and eat?

Xu's father and mother picked up two cell phones and two toothbrushes (you ask me what the use of toothbrushes? Have you seen the prison storm? Can toothbrushes kill people?), and quietly touched them.

"I can't cook noodles? You can come!" (I can come early...)

This thief is really bold and speaks so loudly; aren't you afraid of waking the master? Just as the two were about to go out to drive away the thief, the careful mother Xu suddenly thought of something.

This thief can't talk to himself alone, right? Then it means there are accomplices!

(What do you do if you add oil to cook noodles?)

"What? Don't add oil to cook noodles? But I think others add some oil to the pan as soon as possible when cooking."

(Are you an idiot?)

"Hmph! You are an idiot, don't forget that I am still your master."

Xu's father panicked.

He has read some stories. In the past, thieves had seniority. Unlike modern thieves, those who value seniority were generally very skilled. When he thought that this thief was so bold, what wasn’t this ‘high-skilled and bold’?

No! I can't save this little thing.

Xu’s father and mother thought not to throw away their phones, but at least they were worth thousands of dollars. It would be a waste to use them like this as a brick. But now the situation is different. If you don’t take the initiative to attack the thief suddenly, you may have no life in the future.

Change the combat plan!

After showing up, he threw his phone out like a brick, and then rushed up and beat him up; one was broken.

(Huh? Someone.)

"Who?"

Damn it! Found it! Take action!

After a while, Xu's father threw out the Samsung phone in his hand without hesitation. That's right! He blindly lost his phone without the other party's vision, and... he also lost it!

"Ah!! This is a damn... a cell phone?"

It's time to rush!

"This... dad, you're going to do it...oh!"

One minute later.

"What are you doing? I am your son!" Xu Ziling covered the big bag on his forehead that was smashed by his cell phone, and complained with a sad face.

"Uh...I thought it was..." Xu's father stammered and couldn't explain for a long time.

"So, do you use gas in the middle of the night?" Xu's mother helped Xu Ziling cook noodles in the kitchen, who had no experience in cooking, and said angrily.

"I'm hungry!" Xu Ziling said with confidence.

"By the way, your illness..." Xu's father realized it and then noticed that Xu Ziling had recovered.

"This..." Xu Ziling touched his head.

"Okay."

After a while, Xu Ziling suddenly bowed to the two of them: "I'm sorry, I've caused you trouble these days; I've made you worried."

Both Xu’s father and Xu’s mother smiled, which was a gratifying and happy smile. No matter who said these three-character scriptures such as “I love you.”, “I’m sorry” and “Thank you for your hard work”, they will make them feel sincerely happy.

"You're just laughing!" Xu Ziling suddenly blushed and said.

Xu's father and mother went from smiling to stunned. This... could not be talking about us?

"Uh... it's not about you." Xu Ziling touched his head awkwardly and explained.

Xu's father looked around and asked carefully, "So...is anyone else here?"

Xu Ziling said nothing, then took a deep breath as if he had made up some determination: "No, it's just... it's just that my illness has relapsed and my brain has been short-circuited." Xu Ziling smiled apologized.

Yes, he just smiled brightly, and said that he was sick and his brain was short-circuited. Well, it seems that what he said was true. Normal people really can't do such things.

"Then... are you still going to the hospital?" Xu's father asked with concern.

"No need, I'll take a break." Xu Ziling gritted his teeth and inadvertently glared at the air beside him.

"It's fine, Ziling, adjust your mentality; even in college, you have to finish your studies well, do you know?" Xu's father encouraged.

"College college?" Xu Ziling was stunned for a moment, then suddenly remembered.

"Damn it! I forgot to fail the college entrance examination!"
Chapter completed!