Chapter 6 Nicknames for Yourself
The vehicle passed through a messy lane and stopped at Sister Margaret's Bar.
"Go to the back door, not attracting attention!"
Wade found a baseball cap and barely covered his ugly face.
He cursed again and after getting off the car, he asked Li Yu to follow him in.
It is daylight now, the bar is very deserted, with tables and chairs placed randomly, without any customers.
A guy with messy hair and stubble face was sitting behind the counter to calculate the accounts.
"Gentlemen, it's not open during the day!"
The other party held up his glasses and was still busy counting money.
"Farke, weasel, don't know me anymore?"
Wade said something angrily, feeling that he had lost face in front of Li Yu.
Hearing this, the weasel stood up suddenly, first with an accident, then said in surprise: "Wade? Oh, Farke, it's you! It turns out that you are not dead yet!"
Wade nodded and looked around: "No, the bar has changed a lot."
"Wade, it's great to see you're fine!"
The weasel held his arms on the counter, jumped out flexibly, and came over to hug him.
Wade took off his cap, raised his head, letting the other party see his face, and hummed, "My cancer has been cured, but his face is disfigured. Are you surprised or surprised?"
"Oh, Shet!" The weasel stopped and said with a weird expression, "Your face is so disgusting!"
Wade took a bottle of beer and sat down: "Do you like my current ghostly look?"
"No, don't like it, you look like an avocado, and you're having another uglier avocado!"
"Yes, I'm fucking...hey!"
"The avocado that has been ravaged must not be able to find any other way to vent these two avocados."
The weasel complained, couldn't bear to look at him, and nodded at Li Yu.
Several people sat down and listened to Wade's recounting the torture experience he suffered in the mutant manufacturing factory.
Wade took a sip of wine and said, "I am a complete monster now. I should go to the circus, Shet, I will not let Winesa see me falling into this situation."
"Don't do this, Wade, it's not that bad." Li Yu persuaded.
The Weasel also advised: "That's right, Wade, Winesa loves you very much, she won't care about your appearance!"
Wade said viciously: "I want to kill Francis, the British messenger who runs a mutation research company. Maybe he can cure my face."
The weasel held his glasses and remembered something, saying, "Well, it's a remedy, because it seems that you only have one way to go!"
"Yes, find Francis!" said Wade.
But the Weasel said, "Go to act in a horror movie!"
"What?"
"Go to be the protagonist of a horror movie. You are now quite like Freddy in the Ghost Street, with a map on your face!"
Wade didn't care about teasing, and said, "I want to tell you what I do. I will come to Frances, force him to treat me in the face, shoot him in the head, and use his head as a plane cup!"
The weasel shook his head: "I don't want to see it at all, nor do I want to imagine that scene anymore, but that idiot ran away and no one knows where to go, right?"
"right."
"That's great. You should hide it and not let him know that you're looking for him!"
"How to hide, wear a mask?"
Wade said unhappyly, and he also realized that his honor had really affected other people's appetites.
The weasel nodded and said seriously: "Yes, wear a mask, the thicker the better. Wear it all the time! Sorry, Wade, because you look so scary, you can have nightmares when you look at it! If you die one day, no one is willing to give you a chance to die! Wearing a mask is great, you and I, everyone is fine!"
Wade listened carefully, thinking.
"What you need now is a set of props and a stage name! For example, Tucao Di Wade, or Gui Jianchou, Immortal Ghost, in short, just like those superheroes, oh damn..."
"What's wrong?" Wade was puzzled.
The weasel sighed and said, "I bet on you all the money, but I just realized that I couldn't win at all, I couldn't make a penny, and I lost a lot!"
Wade saw the words on the blackboard: "Deadpool? Captain Deadpool? No, it's better to call Deadpool. In the future, my code name is Deadpool, yes!"
After a few words, Wade decided on his code name.
The weasel picked up the wine bottle and filled it with several people.
"Give you a cup, Mr. Deadpool, Deadpool, sounds quite maverick!"
"Well, I feel so too." Wade nodded, suddenly remembered something, and turned around and said, "Brother, you want to learn to use a gun from me, right?"
Li Yu nodded: "If you teach me both fighting, it would be better."
Wade smiled and said maliciously: "Okay, you should also have a code name so that you can partner! Well, if you inherit the ability of Wolverine, you are called Silver Dog?"
Li Yu rolled his eyes: "Farke Silver Dog, Wade, you should call this code name!"
The weasel raised his eyebrows: "That's better to call it Cheshire Cat!"
"Cheshire Cat? Why are you involved in cats again?"
"That's called the imitation cat? Hellcat? Black cat? Phantom cat?"
Li Yu was helpless: "It's either a dog or a cat, why do you have to give a code name?"
Moreover, the code name of a woman is a cat, right?
"You must get a nickname!" Wade explained with a sermon, "Look, now three of us have code names except you, and we don't say it clearly. The key is that others don't understand the situation. This is the best way for mercenaries to hide information!"
The weasel also instigated: "Listen to Wade, it's absolutely right to give a code name!"
Li Yu couldn't help but coaxed him together, and said casually: "Just call him Scorpion!"
Wade raised his eyebrows: "Scorpion? Oh, Shet, this nickname is too popular. Man, you can't call it such a cheesy code name. You should change it, well, it's better to call it Poison Scorpion!"
The weasel agreed and said, "That's right, the scorpion is too ordinary, it's better to call it a poisonous scorpion."
Poisonous scorpion?
Li Yu said casually: "Okay, call it poisonous scorpion!"
After leaving the bar, Wade drove to a dilapidated residential area. Walking into the street, a group of Shamatts could be seen everywhere, playing loud and harsh music.
Wade kicked open a door and found that it was messy inside, dusty, and it was obvious that he had not been cleaned for a long time.
"Oh, Shet, Winesa moved away."
"Are you okay, Wade?"
Li Yu stood at the door and did not walk in.
Wade was disfigured and his girlfriend left, if...
"Not good at all! I'll get something and change my residence."
Wade walked into the house, flirted with the cabinet drawer, put some documents into his pocket, and finally took nothing away. He simply closed the door and left the apartment.
In his words, we must find Francis to cure his face, then chase Winessa back and set up the room together.
As a New York local snake, Wade easily changed his home.
The place was still broken and shared with a blind old lady, but it was clean and comfortable, making Wade feel warm, not the coldness of the mutant manufacturing factory.
Li Yu also found an apartment as a temporary place to settle down.
Chapter completed!