Chapter 114: Chang'e's underwear show
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After all the foreign garbage was finished, Zhang Dongjun was about to give Chang'e's underwear, and the Dragon Subduing Arhat gave Zhang Dongjun a message.? ?? w ww.
Dragon Surrendering Arhat: "Brother Jun, what kind of wine is this? This is sour and sour. After drinking two bottles, my whole body floats away! I haven't felt this way for a long time, so it feels so good!"
"......Damn, this dragon-subduing Arhat is too fierce. How long has it been before he finished drinking two bottles? It would be strange if Erguotou is used as water, but it would be strange if it doesn't float!" Zhang Dongjun secretly admired his alcohol tolerance.
Then he knocked his hands on the screen and replied: "This wine is the Erguotou in the mortal world, with a very high degree."
Dragon-Surrendering Arhat: "What a wine, good wine! Brother Jun, two bottles are too few, it's not satisfying. Hehe, Queen Mother's butt is really good! Brother Jun talks next time, Queen Mother passed by just now, I'll go tease her."
"...Damn, this dragon-subduing Arhat wouldn't be drunk and crazy, right? Even the Queen Mother dares to tease her? I feel something is going to happen!" Zhang Dongjun secretly shouted in his heart.
A message hurried over: "Arhat, are you here?"
After waiting for a long time, he still didn't see the Dragon Subduing Arhat replying to himself. Zhang Dongjun shook his head and sighed: "Oh, please be blessed!"
After ending the conversation with him, he opened Chang'e's private message window and directly passed by her underwear.
A few minutes later, Chang'e received Zhang Dongjun's red envelope and then said, "Brother Jun, what material is this? It's so soft and it feels so comfortable to touch."
"...Fairy, you just like it. As for the materials, I don't know what they are." Zhang Dongjun replied.
Chang'e: "The little fairy changed it first, and I'll give you the photo to Brother Jun later. (Shy)"
Zhang Dongjun looked at the message Chang'e replied, and a picture that was not suitable for children appeared in his mind.
Just when Zhang Dongjun was yy, his phone prompted him to make a sound.
"I...Damn! So beautiful! This underwear show is good!" Zhang Dongjun swallowed and exclaimed.
I saw a photo of Chang'e coming on the screen. She had a snow-white skin and a fairy-like face. She was perfect with her slender figure. Especially her proud breasts, she was about to come out, and the little fabric on her lower body obviously could not cover important parts, and the spring light was even more faintly visible.
Zhang Dongjun only felt a warm current surging in his nose, and the next second, a few drops of blood appeared on the screen.
"Er Deng, get tissues for labor and capital! Hurry!" Zhang Dongjun raised his head and said to Er Deng.
"Little donor, what's wrong with you? Why have you suffered so much nosebleed? Are you getting angry? Come and drink the can of Jiaduobao to relieve the fire." After Erdeng said that, he took out the golden can of Jiaduobao from his sleeve and handed it to Zhang Dongjun.
Zhang Dongjun threw away Jiaduobao and shouted: "Management does not want this, I want tissues."
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In the Tianting chat group, the gods were actively preparing for the essay competition, fighting and talking, and making fun for a while.
Lei Gong: "After countless days and nights, Xiaoxian finally wrote a book that shocked the world and made ghosts cry. Everyone is looking forward to it, I will make the first decision."
King Tota: "Don't be rampant in Lei Gong. My father and son of the Li family are also ready to open a new book. Why not tell you that we can get the first place in the title of the book. My son will report the title of the book downstairs!"
Muzha: "I have accepted this Dragon King!" "The Legend of Dragon Destroying" and "My Mount is a Dragon" will ask you if you are afraid!"
Jin Zha: "I will tell you loudly that our Li family father and son are the top three!"
Dragon King: "The father and son of the Li family are too bullying, and our Aquarius has also released three new books. Not only will I not let you get the top three, but I will also let the Jade Emperor delete your books! These three novels seriously infringe on our Dragon Clan."
Nezha: "Dragon King, your son Xiaobailong is in my hands. If you don't withdraw what you just said, I will start to peel off my skin!"
The Dragon King withdrew a message.
Dragon King: "Retreat, let me go!"
God of Wealth: "Today's drama is so exciting!"
The Kitchen King: "Today's show is so exciting!"
Land: "This show is so exciting today!"
Antarctic Immortal: "Haha, my old man came to join in the fun. I have written a bad work in the afternoon. The competition is the first, and the friendship is the second. I would like to ask all the immortals to give me some advice."
Zhong Kui: "How can we lose our underworld in the Heavenly Court Essay Competition? With the support of the Ten Kings of Hell, our underworld also took out four books. Dear fellow Taoists in the Heavenly Kingdom have given up."
Erlang Shen: "It's lively now, and four books have been published in the underworld to participate in the competition. My Xiaotian Dog is also rushing for manuscripts day and night. Don't think about the first place."
Yue Lao: "Zhenjun, your mad dog can write books in addition to biting people? I think you should teach it to speak."
Wu Gang: "Haha, I, Old Wu, came for the first place. I have been single for thousands of years and have not even had a house in Heaven. I went for the bonus."
Marshal Tianpeng: "I have participated in the competition, and I have been preparing for this book for a long time. The heroine in the book was written based on Chang'e to relieve my lovesickness. Since ancient times, there are many affectionate and no hatred, and this hatred will last forever. Chang'e, I love you!"
After an episode...
However, Zhang Dongjun didn't know about the chat content of these immortals. He was wiping the screen of his mobile phone with a tissue.
"Damn, if any underwear brand is looking for Chang'e to be a model, it will definitely be popular!" Zhang Dongjun said while rubbing.
Erdeng echoed on the side: "Well, this woman has a good figure and a good face. The little donor, give me the phone and let me carefully see if this woman is prosperous for her husband."
".........You monk who eats meat, don't make excuses. I'm afraid you're not just looking at her face!" Zhang Dongjun looked at Er Deng with contempt and said.
Erdeng's face turned red and he hurriedly explained: "Oh Amitabha, the little donor can eat food, and you can't talk nonsense. I am a monk and I don't like a woman. I just saw this woman's face, and I must be a person from the cultivation world."
"Oh, you can also look at your face. By the way, when I went out in the morning, I met a little Taoist priest. He said I was suffering from blood. Please show me if there is any!" Zhang Dongjun put down his cell phone and said to Erdeng.
Erdeng just glanced at it, then nodded and said, "What the little Taoist priest said is really accurate. The little donor is indeed suffering from blood."
"The little Taoist priest also said that the neighbors would also have threats. Is it true?" Zhang Dongjun said so when he saw Erdeng, he asked quickly.
Erdeng shook his head, closed his hands and said, "I don't know if the neighbor is in danger, but this bloody disaster has indeed occurred."
"Birth? How is it possible? He said I was hospitalized at the least, but it was more important..." Zhang Dongjun said halfway, as if he understood Er Deng's implication, and shouted at him: "Damn, bald donkey, when is it? You are still joking here!"
Erdeng smiled, smiling brightly.
"Little donor, the cause and effect cycle, and there will be a result. This is just a disaster for your numerology. I can only say that the secrets of heaven cannot be revealed."
Chapter completed!