Chapter 2 Drunk
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Zhang Zhong also took a sip: "How about Li Nana, Li Nana is also pretty good, with a little oval face, so pure."
Yang Hua said slowly: "That woman can't do it either, she looks too childish."
"Fuck, why don't you act like the emperor is choosing his concubine? As if there is no one to chase her?" Zhang Zhong scolded.
Just listen to Yang Hua say: "Don't I have to find the right spot first, and then I can launch a massive attack and capture them in one fell swoop?"
"You've been looking for him for half a fucking year, isn't there anyone in the school who doesn't catch your eye? Could it be that you know you can't catch him, so you just stopped chasing him?" Zhang Zhong said with an evil smile.
"Shit, after all, I have been working hard in love for so many years. Not to mention the love saint, how can a few little girls still have trouble with each other?" Yang Hua said under the influence of alcohol.
"Haha, yes, yes, blame me, blame me, I forgot that you dated three girls by yourself back then. Was it when you were in kindergarten?" Zhang Zhong said with a laugh.
"Fuck you." Yang Hua cursed.
"Hey, tell me, who should I chase?" Yang Hua looked at Zhang Zhong who was just drinking. He said with a serious look on his face.
"How do I know who you are chasing?"
"Don't they say that those in power are obsessed with the beholder, but tell me, which one in our class is better for me to pursue? It would be best if I could make her swoon over in three to five days, and have her commit to me in seven or eight days.
That kind of thing." Yang Hua continued.
"This is a bit difficult." Zhang Zhong said while holding back his laughter.
"Am I not handsome enough?" Yang Hua tried his best to pose a pos.
"Haha, do you want me to tell the truth or a lie?" Zhang Zhong almost spat out the beer he just poured into his mouth.
"lie."
"Actually, I also think that Li Nana is pretty good, but no matter how you look at her, she looks like my sister." Yang Hua said thoughtfully, holding his chopsticks between his hands.
"Sister-brother romance is popular nowadays, and brother-sister romance is also popular. Are you afraid of that? Just fall in love with her and you'll be fine, right?"
Yang Hua pondered for a while and then came up with two words: "Yes."
"Sure, it's settled. The target person has been identified. Let's wait for my brother to lay out the network and let her sit and wait for death. Haha." The two of them had a meal from about 5 pm to about 10 pm, and drank in the middle
Fourteen bottles of beer, four side dishes, the angry Fatty Wang kept stamping his feet.
When we came out, the whole street was the busiest time. They said that going out is not popular now, only night outing is popular.
This is indeed true.
The sound of exciting music could be heard from time to time, and couples hugged each other on the street, making the two drunken guys envious.
"Damn it, I must end my single life within a month." Yang Hua shouted while having an alcohol attack.
Pedestrians on the road were stunned, looking at the two drunkards like monkeys doing somersaults in the zoo.
Yang Hua and Zhang Zhong were both sitting on the ground. At this time, they saw many people surrounding them as if they were watching monkeys.
Suddenly Yang Hua yelled at the people around him and said, "Damn it, what are you looking at before I beat you?"
The passers-by on the side were unwilling to argue with the drunkard and dispersed one after another.
Yang Hua turned his head and asked with a drunken face: "Zhang,...Zhang Zhong, are there any police here?"
Zhang Zhong, who was unconscious on the ground, snorted: "No."
Yang Hua shook his unconscious head and said loudly: "There are... policemen, I beat them up too."
With a sound, Zhang Zhong vomited on the ground.
"I...I...I can't do it anymore, I, I want to go back to sleep." Zhang Zhong climbed up with great effort and walked toward the school crookedly.
"Drink more?" Yang Hua shouted from behind.
Zhang Zhong in the distance waved his hand and walked away crookedly.
"You don't have enough drinking capacity." Yang Hua muttered to himself, slowly got up, and walked towards the brightly lit black.
In the meantime, he sold two more cans of beer and wandered around alone. Unknowingly, it was past 12 o'clock.
The pedestrians on the road gradually disappeared, and most of the small shops on the street were closed. Only the dim street lights still gave off a little bit of light.
Yang Hua was still a little clear-headed at first, but after being blown by the night wind and drinking two more cans of beer, he was completely dizzy and walked like a Northeastern lady dancing the Yangko dance.
There was only one crooked guy talking nonsense on the whole street.
Suddenly, he heard something kicked under his feet, and a crisp sound was heard. The bright sound was heard more clearly on the quiet street.
Yang Hua, who was still talking to himself, seemed to hear the sound in his drunken head. He slowly lowered his body and began to touch the ground slowly with his hands.
"Hey, no, why are they women's feet?"
The drunken Yang Hua's head jerked and he woke up for a second. Yes, it was a woman.
He slowly raised his drunken face and looked at the figure of a woman standing inexplicably in front of him.
My heart skipped a beat. What a woman. What a beautiful woman.
Chapter completed!