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Chapter 186: King An's absurdity in Kyoto(1/2)

The people of Kyoto who do not know the truth.

I saw in advance what happened on the planned birthday of Emperor Yongxing.

The emperor went on a tour and paraded with the people.

Anyway, they have never seen Emperor Yongxing before.

In their consciousness, whoever wears a dragon robe in Kyoto is the emperor.

The royal family and his group.

Beat the drums and drums, and spread money all over the streets. It was really a crowd of people and people came to see the emperor.

With this lively scene, even if Emperor Yongxing is really on a trip, it is probably just this situation.

However, the emperor in the eyes of the people is a bit inappropriate.

He held an old yellow dog with loose hair and held a hairless old hen. From time to time, he subconsciously scratched his crotch. No matter how he looked, he looked like a street strolling with his dog legs.

Fortunately, the nine-clawed golden dragon was a real dragon robe, so the people just thought it was the emperor's special habit... The emperor is naturally different from others.

King An chuckled lightly, smiled without saying a word, nodded frequently, and waved his hand to signal.

His calm steps were slow and powerful, his eight-character official steps were steadily, and the emperor's style was extremely steadily controlled.

All the servants of the royal palace were granted a first-class guard with swords. Regardless of whether they had swords or not, they were full of confidence to shout out the voices of the onlookers.

"Your Majesty, make the decision for the people's women."

Under a miserable crying voice, a woman in ordinary clothes squeezed out of the crowded crowd and slid to the front of King An's team.

There was a long time ago that the royal palace agreed to the Minister of Justice, and took the paper that the civilian woman raised above her head, held it with her hands and handed it to King An, "Emperor, someone has sued the emperor for complaint."

"Well, take it closer and let me see."

An Wang rubbed the hairless old hen in his arms, squinted his eyes and looked at it for a while, took out his empty crotch, took out the carrot seal, poked it up, and said, "I have read it."

"Your Majesty, you still have to wear red." "The Minister of Justice" looked at the black jade seal and said with all his loyalty: "This says that the civilian woman is a widow from Zhangjiazhuang. Mr. Ge in the village bullies others with his power and fails to marry him. He touched the door in the middle of the night, defiling the civilian woman. The civilian woman sued the county government, and the county magistrate asked for benefits by taking the condition of sleeping with her."

"The civilian woman was cheated by the county magistrate seven times in one night. As a result, the man fell asleep and was not allowed to do anything. He turned around and took money from Mr. Ge, and sentenced the civilian woman to be a rude woman and deliberately stayed in the middle of the night to steal a man."

"Bold." King An scolded and kicked the big yellow dog beside him. "Dog official, I asked you herders to oppress the people. All the women in the world are my own. You are so brave that you dare to sleep in a widow without my permission. People are here, drag them down and stew them."

The "Minister of Justice" put together the paper, waved his hand, and dragged the barking yellow dog to the stunned civilian woman with a few "Imperial Guards", drew their swords and chopped the dog's head.

Poor big yellow dog, who had just been named the divine beast of the country, was not saved even his life.

The civilian woman, who was splattered with blood, looked at King An with a confused look and walked over with a friendly look.

"My dear concubine, I've avenged you, but I'm still satisfied?"

"Full...satisfied." The woman's mind was blank, her thinking paused, and she nodded subconsciously.

King An helped the civilian woman like a wooden man, took off the dragon robe on her body and draped it on her body, saying, "Other emperors will give you yellow jackets. I will give you a dragon robe directly. Please feel at ease. Wear this dragon robe and return to the village. Then Mr. Ge, you will treat you as the emperor every day."

The private woman was scared or the joy came too suddenly, so she was stunned for a long time and couldn't say a word.

You said this to be a lawsuit, and you also sued it. The emperor even killed a dog Mingzhi in front of the people of Kyoto and wanted to kill the county magistrate. He also gave the emperor a dragon robe and asked him to go back to the village to settle the score with Mr. Ge.

But why does it feel strange?... After thinking about it, the civilian woman couldn't figure out something wrong. She could only think secretly that the emperor was the emperor. The true dragon emperor's thoughts were indeed not something that ordinary people could guess thoroughly.

The conversation between King An and the people of the country was inaudible to the people who were hiding in the noisy environment around them.

They only saw the emperor killing Dog Mingzhi in anger and putting on a dragon robe on the civilian woman who sued the emperor.

In their eyes, this behavior is a perfect person-friendly image.

People keep shouting "Emperor, God, Long live the Emperor" and so on.

More people with grievances flocked to the front of the team and knelt down a large area.

King An was patient, looked as if he was conscious of the people's sentiments and sought justice for the people. He rubbed his empty crotch and made decisions for others one by one.

"Niu Er sued Mr. Liu for taking advantage of his ancestral property. Come on, I will give you Shangfang's sword and bring you Master Liu to see me." King An pulled off the comb of the hairless old hen in his arms and stuffed it into Niu Er's arms with blood.

"Zhao Si seeks justice for his father, and he says that his father was harmed by a tyrant businessman. He colluded with the government and went to prison. He was scolded and asked for a call soon. Don't be afraid. I will give you an iron coupon for the elixir book to see who dares to touch your father." King An took off the shoes on his right foot, slapped them on Zhao Si's hand, and gave him an encouraging look.

"The old man in Donglin Village sued the government office to condone the bandits and loot Donglin Village, causing thirty households in the village to mourn every mourning family. It's okay. I ordered the mighty general to order the best general to suppress the bandits immediately." The jade seal of An Wang Luobo covered the back of the servants who were named the mighty general, and assigned several big and thick servants to the trembling village elders.

The people around them are not as good as they look at them.

How come this emperor is different from what he imagined?

Anyone was muttering in his heart, but in the adult world, something that is not very certain is not easy to point out. Let’s take a look. What if this is what the emperor is trying to do on purpose?

Just as King An put his foot on the emperor's airs, he gave him a Shangfang sword on the left and an iron voucher on the right. The carrot and jade seal was covered with a loud bang. The efficiency of making decisions for the people was really nothing to say, at least all of them were judgments for the sake of the people.

"Why is the emperor's jade seal made of carrots?"

The small childish voice, like a thunderous thunder, suddenly pierced everyone's eardrums.

The common people who were immersed in the atmosphere of the emperor's patrol and making dominance for the people were shocked by the noise of the crisp girl's voice and the noisy sound came to an abrupt end.

"The seal stamped by the carrot is still black."

The girl licked the candied haws in her hand, rode on her father's shoulder, pointed at King An with one hand, and laughed, "Look, there is still a hairless old hen in his arms, and his cockscomb is gone, haha, I'm so laughing."

Quietness can be heard as the silence of the needle falling.

Then there was a loud bang and discussions started.

"He is not the emperor, but King An. I heard that he was treason a few days ago."

Finally, someone realized what King An looked like, and he was caught in the crowd of people talking and told the truth.

"Nonsense, I am the emperor, I am the true dragon emperor." King An yelled at the young father who was holding the girl and retreating from a distance: "Bold monsters, evil words confuse the crowd, and take my attack on the dragon vein technique."

King An was furious and threw the hairless old hen in his arms hard towards the young father.

The old hen fluttered her flesh wings and screamed, and several pieces of chicken shit were stepped on by the messy people.

The people finally realized.

It turns out that King An is a fake emperor.

Recalling the ridiculous things just now, I felt like watching a big show, everything happened, thinking about Prince An, the people felt both scared and exciting - when did they dare to tease the royal family like this, and when did they see the royal family members appear so ugly in public?

In the hearts of the people, the royal family is a noble and cannot be desecrated. Even if it is a squid, the heat emitted will be fragrant.

The incident of King An colluding with the demon clan to rebel a few days ago is still too far for the people, so wouldn’t it be a group of dog officials to die?

If the dog official dies, there are pig official, sheep official, etc.

No matter what position you are, it will not affect the people's food, drink, defecation and sensation. The people in Kyoto will eat at the right time and sleep at the right time every day. What is the general trend, it is too far away from them.

King An is now coming out, and it is very close to them.

The image of the royal family being high and inviolable, falling to the clouds.

There is even reason to doubt that many people have actually understood the absurdity of King An, but they just kept silent and pretended to look at the embarrassing attitudes of the royal family.

If it weren't for the child's words, he would have pointed out King An's absurd performance.

This "emperor's new clothes" is probably going to continue endlessly.

The royal family is still a royal family, even if it is pointed out.

The common people dare not cheer as openly as they watch monkey shows.

King An shouted in a panic, "I am the lord of the nine fives. You untouchables, don't you kneel down the mountain and shout long live."

It is okay to be unwilling to watch it openly and secretly hang behind the "Emperor's Patrol" team.

The people of the An Palace were surrounded by dragon robes and were gone, and there was only one shoe left. King An, who was walking with his crotch and walking with his legs, continued to drive towards the palace.

They still remember that today's day was the special day when King An officially ascended the throne, and the palace was where they should stay.

"Your Majesty, your dragon robe." The cook who cooked the dishes, the queen of King An, was holding a hundred-family robed robes sewn with a few signs and banners in his hand and wore them on King An.

The words on the signboard have not been cleaned up yet. A big "sun" is standing on the chest of King An - this is the signboard of the Rising Sun Restaurant.

"Well, thank you for your hard work in the queen. Remember not to choose someone to fill the harem. Whose daughter is not a daughter?" King An sighed, looking worried about the country and the people. The topic suddenly changed and he smiled happily:

"I inherited the throne, and I inherited so many young and beautiful concubines. My father is old and not easy to work hard, so I'd better leave it to my sons to be filial."

"The emperor is so filial." The cook blew his nose, raised his feet, rubbed his nose on the back of his shoes, and said, "Then you can't imitate your father and emperor for a long time and never appoint the princes. Let the princes get up early, so as not to fight for the princes and the court will collapse."

The establishment of the prince has always been a thorn in King An's heart.

He was stimulated by the cook's words and became furious without warning.

Wang An red eyes, pinched the cook's neck, and shouted: "The harem cannot interfere in politics. Do you understand? I actually want to control my thoughts. Come on, pull it down and behead you."

The loyal "Sword Guard" really killed him as soon as he said that, pressing the "Queen"'s head, and raising his sword and falling.

"Oh, the queen is gone." King An still looked heartbroken and grabbed a sword-bearing guard with a frown, "You, I have appointed you as the queen of the main palace."

"Your Majesty, I am a man."

"What's the problem?" King An's body was shocked, and his domineering aura burst out. He glared at him and said, "Before the emperor, there was a eunuch who tried the dishes, which was poisonous or not. How could I not know the depth when I slept with those concubines? You, you, in the future, I will give me a special test for you."

The guards transformed into professional "test sleepers". The emperor's women tasted everything one by one, and were so excited that they shouted "Long live my emperor" as "I panic, whoever plays, whoever plays, whoever plays, whoever plays."

"But what the former queen said is reasonable. The country cannot have a prince for a day." King An plucked his empty crotch, squinted his feet, walked out of his careless external footsteps, pointed to a black cat with a mouse in his mouth on the street and said, "It's all you, I'll give you the title of King of Diao, and I'm the new crown prince for my Dashun."
To be continued...
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