Chapter 123 Don't wear a bra
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"I'm speechlessly asking God, Teacher Wen is such a good person, why are we so embarrassed to disappoint her? No, even if I have fought my life at noon, I will destroy the sophomore grandson!" Zhang Deming lay on the table and whined and swore. A little, he grabbed Liu Yi who was sitting next to him, "Brother Yi, it must be here at noon. We are really the only substitute. If you don't, Fu Shimin and I will play all the games, and we will definitely not be able to keep up with our physical strength!"
"By the way, De...Ming, why do you... care so much about Teacher Wen's opinion. You won't like... her, right?" Fan Mengyang, who was sitting in the front row, turned his head and smiled badly. He was not good at laughing. He probably heard that Teacher Wen Yuting, who is good-looking and good-character, was going to watch the class competition. Not only did he joke with everyone for the first time, but he also expressed his desire to participate in the cheerleading team to cheer Zhang Deming and the others up.
"Go to you, such a good person as Teacher Wen, you won't allow you to desecrate her!" Zhang Deming kicked the chair in the front row and shouted loudly.
"Okay, okay, stop messing with you two, the old wizard is here!" Lao Ma interrupted the two of them, and then quickly opened the "University Psychology" on the table, standing in front of the table, so as to block him from reading Electronic Pfizer Astronomy. He found a good novel. The school beauty's personal ghost king, who wrote vampires, is interesting!" Lao Ma smiled, the key is that the school beauty novel is very helpful to his forum "School Beauty's Bus" and he often pastes classic clips from school beauty novels there.
"Is that so? Is the heroine so good?" Zhang Deming was so enchanted by Lao Ma, and he was also energetic.
"Shh, the old wizard is going to call him!" Old Ma gently pushed Zhang Deming away. If the old wizard saw him, his newly bought e-book would probably be in the trash can.
Although several classes were attending classes together, Professor Fan Xiaohong could still accurately grasp the list of her students. At this time, the thick roster she was holding was bound together by the rosters of several classes.
"Shen Yan!" After the old witch walked onto the podium, she started to call out without saying a word. This is her habit and the reason why the course is relatively high. Professor Fan Xiaohong is less than forty years old, but she looks very old-fashioned. She always wears that gray suit, with her chest open, revealing a women's shirt shaped like pajamas. She spoke a little crookedly, and a pair of glasses were on the bridge of her nose. The eyes hidden behind her were like two electronic eyes, constantly scanning everyone in the class, and everyone's small movements could not escape her search.
"Come!" A girl raised her hand to signal.
"Zhang Cheng!" The old wizard glanced at the girl and began to call out the next classmate's name again.
"Come!" A stout Qilu man raised his hand to signal that he was coming. The table was on the calculus test questions. After answering them, he continued to calculate rustly. It was obvious that he was already preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination.
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"Zhang Deming!" Soon, the old wizard called for Class 3 of Education.
"Come!" Zhang Deming raised his hand and responded, but lowered his head under the table. When the old wizard stopped looking at him, he immediately flashed to the seat next to him.
"Fu Shimin!" the old wizard shouted indifferently. After shouting, he began to raise his eyes to search for the responders below.
"Come!" Zhang Deming was still the one who responded, but he was clenching his throat. Seeing that everyone around him was covering his mouth and laughing, he couldn't help but feel furious and explained softly, "That kid Fu Shimin is practicing football on the basketball court, so he can win glory for our class later!"
"Fu Shimin?!" The old witch shouted again, as if she had noticed someone was fooling him. Things like this are very common in big classes, and the teachers turned a blind eye, but the old wizards could not do it.
"Come!" Zhang Deming responded again. Although he raised his hand, he covered his face with a textbook and did not dare to look up at the old witch.
"Deming is over, the old wizard is here!" Seeing Professor Fan Xiaohong close the roster in his hand and walk slowly towards Zhang Deming, Lao Ma immediately sweated for his roommate.
"Please stand up, this classmate!" The old wizard came to Zhang Deming and knocked on his table with the roster. After Zhang Deming lowered his head and stood up, she said tepidly, "Do you know what the benefits of studying psychology are? That is to know whether a person is lying!"
"That... I'm sorry, Teacher Fan, Fu Shimin has a stomachache, so..." Zhang Deming is a guy who is hard on the outside and soft on the inside, so he can't resist the sharp eyes of the old wizard!
"The key question is not whether he has come or not, but why are you lying!" Before Zhang Deming could hesitate, the old wizard interrupted him directly and roared at the huge classroom, "I know many of you think that this course is of no value at all, it is not helpful for future employment, nor for postgraduate entrance examinations, so either you don't come to class, or you are busy with your own things when you come!"
"It's here again!" Everyone was disgusted with the meaning of psychology that the old wizard had to talk about in every class, and there was a burst of booing in the classroom.
"Anyway, even if the teacher talks, you won't understand the meaning of learning psychology!" Seeing the students' disgusting expressions, the old wizard was also angry. "At most, ordinary people rely on observing a person's words and deeds to infer what the other party is thinking, but psychology can accurately know a person's psychological activities from more levels!"
“This is just an elective course!”
"Yes, let's talk about it, the content in the book is very superficial, and it is not a textbook for psychologists. How much can we make progress if we are serious in class?"
"I began to feel a little sympathetic to her husband. Being with such a person all day is definitely under a lot of pressure!"
"Wrong, I think it must be her husband who is outside, so she is so nervous!"
The classmates refuted softly again with you and I, while some began to slander softly.
"Okay, I won't go to this class. I'm going to do an experiment with you. If any of you can beat me, I will no longer care whether you come to class or not! The exam won't make things difficult for you!" Perhaps hearing everyone's comments, the old wizard became even more angry. She wandered around and returned to Zhang Deming. "Your legs are shaking constantly, which looks active. In fact, you are very nervous now, and your right hand is constantly touching your thighs. This means that you are wearing big shorts in your pants, and the T-shirt must be a vest, right? Go directly to play basketball after class? Your panic-looking eyes tell me that I'm right! So now, guess what I'm thinking?"
"You must be very angry now!" Zhang Deming scratched his head and answered hesitantly.
"Wrong, the teacher is not angry, the teacher just thinks it is ridiculous. I laugh at someone like you, and waste the best time in life on a small ball!" The old wizard smiled coldly, glanced at Zhang Deming and then walked to Mo Jiaojiao.
Mo Jiaojiao, wearing a snow-white dress, suddenly became nervous when she saw the old wizard looking at her, and smiled awkwardly at the old wizard, then lowered her head and kept pinching the cute bear-head ballpoint pen on the table with both hands.
"Since the teacher walked in, I saw you in a daze. My eyes were full of spring. I probably had a date in the afternoon! I didn't wear a bra inside... Girls should pay attention to protecting themselves, and don't suffer any losses and have nowhere to complain!" The old wizard did not ask Mo Jiaojiao's questions, and turned around and walked to another student, "Guess what I'm thinking?"
"Teacher, please spare me. I will come to class every day from now on, and I will ensure that I listen carefully in class!" The boy knelt directly, put his hands together, and said with a bitter face.
"So, you still don't understand psychology, don't you?" Seeing that the class was already silent, the old wizard was satisfied and said with his head raised.
"Teacher, I think the meaning of our coming here to class is to learn from you, not to beat you, right?" At this time, Mo Xiaoyu stood up, and she couldn't help it. The old wizard's long-windedness is famous, and everyone's absent-mindedness is indeed wrong first. But Teacher Fan's actions are a bit suspicious of teasing students because she has studied psychology for a few years.
Chapter completed!