Chapter nine hundred and seventieth making things difficult
Chapter 970: Making trouble
The next day, Captain Niu used the traffic police to query the license plate information on the Internet, and the system prompted "The permissions are not enough..." Before Captain Niu could understand what was going on, the computer crashed. Later, the female policeman who managed the computer said that the system was broken, and the results of the query just now must be inaccurate!
Captain Niu turned around, and the female policewoman was practicing "polite words and greetings" in a low voice. The content was nothing more than Captain Niu's "broom star" who moved the computer and the computer was paralyzed!
I endure it! Captain Niu gritted his teeth... Hey, who told the policewoman that the female policeman was a relative of the captain? What can you do? You can't afford to mess with him!
It seemed as if in order to verify the power of this "broom star", Captain Niu broke two more phones, 3 internal walkie-talkies, 1 fax, 1 camera, 1 mirror, and 2 flush toilets in one afternoon... Later, people saw Captain Niu all looked dissatisfied and didn't dare to shake hands, for fear that he would break all of his "person"!
The extremely depressed Captain Niu was so angry that he got off work early to pick up the child.
After getting in the car, I started the car, and only heard the engine moans a few times, and gasp a few times... and then everything became quiet!
Uh... Captain Niu went crazy after trying a few times! He thought to himself: "Why are my luck like this today? And why do you always feel uneasy? Damn it, it seems that when I was about to arrive at yy that night, I was overwhelmed by a jeep?
Damn, don’t let me see you again! Otherwise, I will detain you once when I see you!" Captain Niu is more superstitious. Captain Niu thinks that the sign of “being supersed” is definitely not a good sign!
After a while of ruthlessness, Captain Niu had no choice but to call a repairman. The repairman could start the car by getting on the car, and then checked everywhere and said that there was no problem.
Captain Niu cursed in his heart: Of course there will be no problem! This car is brand new! The municipal bureau just bought 25 vehicles last month. Where can imported vehicles break so easily? But why can't I start it up? Thinking of this, Captain Niu hated the off-road jeep more and more!
After the repairman left, Captain Niu drove to pick up the child. As a result, the car was shut down for 10 minutes and could not start again!
I can't bear it anymore! Captain Niu called 5 auto repair shop mechanics to come for "consultation".
After emergency "consultation" by many experts, the result is that your vehicle is normal and will last for at least 100 years!
Captain Huang got into the car quickly and found that it was fine - the engine did not cease fire after several hours.
Captain Huang felt very nervous after getting in the car, and his stomach was also very nervous. It seemed that he was hungry, not scared. Captain Huang comforted himself with Ah Q spirit.
After driving, I found a food stall, but the car still didn't dare to turn off the engine. Captain Huang had a meal of chicken, duck, fish and meat, and had a bottle of white wine. I felt really not panic!
After drinking and eating, Captain Huang suddenly found that the oil gauge pointer had reached the end after getting on the car!
Damn! There won’t be no gas halfway, right? Captain Huang scolded in his heart, and then drove to the gas station quickly to take a shortcut!
When passing by the door of Jinsheng Night Club, Captain Huang had to slow down because there were too many people. When he was just cursing, there were so many people in the middle of the night... Captain Huang saw something, which caused his drunkenness to be removed in half at once, but his anger increased by 10,000!
He saw the off-road jeep with Beijing license plate that he had cursed for the whole day!
Good boy, you still can't escape from my palm! I can just find an excuse to detain your car! This time I will see where you will escape!
After seeing that the Beijing license plate jeep had slowly left, Captain Huang became anxious and stepped on the accelerator hard... and then stepped on the brake hard.
Damn, it’s not that Captain Huang is ill, it’s because he just accelerated and there was a person in front of him to stop the car! If Captain Huang hadn’t braked quickly, he would have become a “flying man”!
Captain Huang is now really rolling his eyes and red lines spreading his pupils... He screamed and opened the car door and said angrily: "Who! Who is coming? How dare you stop your uncle from performing official duties! Wow...!"
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Speaking of the second hospital, when Chief Li from the policeman surnamed Lin was frightened by a phone call and did not dare to do anything to Liu Yihua, he felt nervous and must continue to complain!
Section Chief Li felt that he had been fooled by a fake officer and was given 200,000 yuan. This was really a shame and he must let out this breath!
Seeing Liu Yihua and his group exit the dance hall, they got into the car and were about to slip away, Section Chief Li scratched his ears and heads!
At this moment, Section Chief Li's eyes lit up and found a police car on his face driving. So in desperation, he stepped forward and opened his arms and stopped the car, shouting: "I am wronged..." Damn, it's like a weak woman who blocked sedan chairs and shouted for justice in ancient times!
When Section Chief Li saw that the police car stopped, a policeman got out of the car and scolded him for seeking death... He realized that his behavior of stopping the car just now was indeed dangerous! But now he didn't care about the fear, so he stepped forward and said to the policeman urgently: "Comrade Police, I want to report the case! There was a fake officer in the jeep in front just now!"
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Captain Huang was about to get angry and chase Liu Yihua's vehicle, but a fool who wanted to report the case suddenly appeared. He was so upset that he said angrily: "I said comrade, please see clearly! I am a traffic policeman! Why do you want to report the case to the traffic police?" Captain Huang was angry for a while and suddenly woke up and said: "Ah? What are you talking about? Pretending an officer? Just in the jeep that you drove away just now? Then why are you standing there? Get in the car and chase it quickly!"
Section Chief Li finally stopped a police car, and there was no way to care about what kind of police type it was? Although he called the police first, when he heard the other party say that he was a traffic policeman, he felt a little depressed, but he didn't expect that the policeman on the opposite side would ask him to get in the car and chase him. Section Chief Li became excited! He quickly climbed into the police car with two steps in three steps.
Captain Huang gritted his teeth while driving, muttering: "Boy, let you surpass me! Let you affect my luck! I will not be able to detain your car today! Haha I didn't expect you to have today too!"
Fortunately for Captain Huang, the jeep was not fast and did not turn around the horse, so they caught up in 3 minutes.
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Speaking of which, after Liu Yihua stopped the car, he became more and more angry when he thought about it. Damn these policemen are really endless! How can he go against himself everywhere?
He ordered Liu Yifei to close the window and wait in the car, and Liu Yihua got out of the car by himself.
After getting off the car, Liu Yihua saw that it was a traffic police vehicle, so he wondered: "I'm so dizzy. When did the traffic police get so dedicated? He actually got on the road to check the car at around 1 a.m.?"
Captain Huang saw that the jeep in front of him was stopped obediently, and a handsome and mighty handsome guy got out of the car. He sighed in his heart that this kid is so handsome! And his temperament is good. Could it be this kid who is super ego?
After coming back to his senses, Captain Huang said: Hello... I said who... are you the owner of the car? Someone reported that there was a fake officer in the car! And I also suspected that your license plate was fake!"
Liu Yihua now realized that this drama was the credit of Section Chief Li of the Second Hospital. Maybe this policeman was fooled by him, but the policeman's quality and attitude towards speaking... are too bad, right?
Liu Yihua looked carefully into the police car and found that Section Chief Li was indeed there. He whispered: "I said Section Chief Li, come out! What's the point of shrinking his head!"
Section Chief Li opened the car door and said with a thorny bullet, "Who...is the turtle shrunk! Why are you, a fake officer, still arrogant? You should just give honest explanations and be honest and be lenient!"
Liu Yihua teased and said, "Oh, does our Section Chief Li speak like a judge? What's wrong? 110 calls the police... You fooled a traffic police vehicle to come and chase me? But it seems that the traffic police can only check the car, right? But there is no problem with my car! There is no illegal driving, why are you shouting and asking us to stop the car?"
When Captain Huang met the boy who got out of the car, he was too lazy to look at him, and he only had to talk to Section Chief Li. His weak self-esteem was severely hit. At this time, he said angrily: "Damn, what's wrong with the traffic police? Even if you didn't violate the rules today, what about the days ago? Your car was severely speeding in the city at around 9 o'clock a few days ago. Isn't this a violation?"
Liu Yihua said depressedly: "Wow, you know what happened a few days ago? Did you see it with your own eyes? Do you have any evidence to prove that I was speeding?"
Captain Huang said proudly: "Haha, I'm the evidence! I was more than 70 kilometers at that time, but I didn't expect you to be overwhelmed! What else do you have to say now!"
Liu Yihua said strangely: "Comrade policeman, were you carrying out a mission that night?"
Seeing Captain Huang shook his head, Liu Yihua said again: "Well, you haven't performed the mission. Why are you driving so fast? The speed limit in the city is 60 kilometers, but your speed is over 70, and you have already speeded up yourself. Now you still have to find fault with others?"
Captain Huang snatched Liu Yihua, choked for a long time and couldn't speak, and then said guiltily: "What's wrong with me speeding? I'm a police car, I have certain privileges, and it's normal to speed up!"
Liu Yihua suddenly realized and said, "Oh, understand! It was your traffic police who were not allowed to speed. Then you traffic police can play with it if you have any problems... It's not possible for ordinary people!
Oh, this is the legendary: ‘Only state officials are allowed to set fires and not the people are allowed to light the lamp’?
Then I am a commoner now, you are a state official, and you are now in the state official setting fires?"
Liu Yihua suddenly realized and said, "Oh, understand! It was your traffic police who were not allowed to speed. Then you traffic police can play with it if you have any problems... It's not possible for ordinary people!
Oh, this is the legendary: ‘Only state officials are allowed to set fires and not the people are allowed to light the lamp’?
Then I am a commoner now, you are a state official, and you are now in the state official setting fires?"
"You...you...you are just messing around! Damn it, our police car has this privilege!" Captain Huang is a little rude now.
"Oh, understand! Is it privilege... You can set fire, we can only light the lights!
However, according to your theory, is it okay if you are a lawmaker? Because they are a lawmaker, they can violate the law without being punished?"
"You are called quibbling! There are some privileges in police cars, which are recognized by law! For example, tolls, our police cars can be free, and you have to pay for ordinary cars!" Captain Huang felt that he had legal support, so he spoke louder!
"Haha, not bad! Everyone agrees with this privilege of police cars, and it is commonplace! But don't use this kind of "privilege" to talk about it! This privilege should be used quietly and shouted loudly. This is used when performing tasks!
And you are here to shout openly: I have privileges! That's wrong!
And do you think your vehicle has privileges? I have this one too! You can also violate the rules and speed!
Oh, by the way: I don’t have to pay the toll for this car!" Liu Yihua now feels joking with the policeman opposite and talks about the weather today... It’s pretty good. Anyway, it’s okay to be idle, so I’ll just have fun.
Captain Huang was so angry, but it seemed that Liu Yihua was right. His words were a bit reasonable. Besides, he couldn't find a reason to refute him even if he wanted to refute him! So he could only say ruthlessly: "Okay! Even if you didn't violate the rules and didn't speed! But I suspect that your license plate is fake! Because I can't find license plate information on the traffic police network!
A fake license plate, what else can you say is privileged? A joke!”
Liu Yihua was surprised and thought: "No way? Computer? It seems that in 1993 and 1994, some traffic police systems had computer inquiries. Why is it so advanced now in early 1992? Damn, has history changed a little?"
Captain Huang saw that Liu Yihua didn't say anything, thinking that he was afraid, so he sneered: "Hmph, are you scared? Take out your driving license and take a look! I want to see where the license plate is!"
"Oh, you said you couldn't find my vehicle information on the computer? Wow, comrade police, can I understand this way: One night, you were speeding through the wind and waves, and my car was a little faster than you at this time, so you were very unhappy. You wrote down my license plate, then tracked down the origin of our vehicle, and waited for an opportunity to retaliate... comrade police, do I understand?"
"Uh...How come this guy knows what I think?" Captain Huang shivered, a little guilty.
"Damn, don't change the topic, then... hand over your driving license and driver's license quickly!"
Liu Yihua walked to the side of the car, got off the door, Liu Yifei shook the glass, Comrade Liu said, "Let them see the car certificate, try to deal with it normally."
Liu Yifei said helplessly: "Chief, I only have two military vehicle documents and Guoan license plate documents. On Zhang Guoli, should I wait for Zhang Guoli to come?"
Liu Yihua sighed and said, "Hey, I guess Zhang Guoli took the shortcut to the hotel! Then forget it, change the military card. It seems that if you don't get some privileges, you can't leave today!"
Comrade Liu took the driving license and handed it to the police, saying, "Comrade, we are in a hurry. Also, our vehicles are special and privileged than you! You should check it quickly!"
Captain Huang took the ID and saw it. He was dizzy. Why is it a military ID? Wasn't it a Beijing license plate just now? But he glanced at the car and was startled: Now the jeep has a military license plate, and the original Beijing license plate is gone!
Captain Huang rubbed his eyes and said in surprise: "What's going on here? Ah, it seems that you are really a fake officer! And you also fake military cards! Okay, let me tell me clearly at the Public Security Bureau!" Captain Huang took out his pistol and stared at Comrade Liu.
Liu Yihua was speechless. Now he finally understood Minister Li's crazy mood: If people suspect you are fake, you really can't explain it!
With a wry smile, Comrade Liu said to Captain Huang: "Comrade Police, please see the license plate and document clearly! Do you know whether it is true or false? Besides, I am giving you face. You have no right to check the military vehicle. Okay, please return the document to me. We have something to do, so we have to leave first!"
Captain Huang put his ID in his pocket and said, "Don't talk nonsense. Military vehicles and officers are all fakes! Come back to the bureau with me quickly for review, don't force me to shoot you! If you want to run away, I will run away, even if you are afraid of crime and run away from hits and accidents, you can just find an excuse anyway! Damn, I dare to be so arrogant! Let's see how you die later!"
Liu Yihua's face is very dark now. I thought that this policeman was bewitched by Section Chief Li to investigate him. It turned out to be a shameless villain! Just because his car speed was faster than him once, the policeman in front of him was resentful and narrow-minded so much that he took revenge? How could such a person stay in the police ranks?"
Liu Yihua ignored Captain Huang's clamor behind his back, turned around and patted the car door, asked Liu Yifei to get off, and said, "Get the car license back and set off in 1 minute. You can use some means, but you can't take out the gun!" After that, Comrade Liu got into the car and closed his eyes and rested.
Liu Yifei came down and first took out the officer's certificate to show her identity and said, "I am a captain and officer of the General Staff Guard Bureau. Please return our military vehicle driving license immediately. I will give you 30 seconds! Otherwise, you will be responsible for the consequences!"
Captain Huang was stunned at first when he saw such a beautiful beautiful officer, and then said lustfully: "Ah, there is another fake officer!
Haha, beautiful officer? Such a beautiful woman will join the army? Please, what can you do to pretend to be a military officer?
Also, look at your license plate, single digits! That is the license plate of the head of the military region! Is this possible? You must be serious and professional, okay?
Yoyo, this figure... By the way, come here quickly. I suspect you have other fake documents on you, so let your brother search it!"
Captain Huang finished speaking, and then he reached over...
He drank a bottle of white wine tonight, but the wind was blown by the wind, and he was a little confused and lost. He only had this superb beauty in his eyes.
Seeing Captain Huang's pig's hand stretched out, Liu Yifei did not dodge. She just looked at the military watch on her wrist and said coldly: "30 seconds are up!" Then she turned around and kicked Captain Huang aside! Then she stepped forward with a expressionless face and reached out to get the car license from Captain Huang's pocket, turned around and left. While walking, she said coldly: "If this is in the capital, I can kill you! Pervert! Scary!"
Captain Huang was kicked several meters away by Liu Yifei. It was because Liu Yifei didn't use any effort because she felt that Liu Yihua didn't want to make things worse, otherwise Captain Huang would have basically fainted.
Chapter completed!