Chapter 962 Crazy consumption!
Chapter 962: Crazy consumption!
Are nightclub customers afraid of spending money? Of course not, you have to give them a reason to spend money! Tonight, Liu Yihua gave them a reason!
Just kidding, can you have the opportunity to dance with the leader DJ? Needless to say, you can hug the leader DJ's sexy waist, even if you look closely, you're so beautiful! Then why are you still standing there if you don't hurry up and go out to spend money?
In a moment, several toilets in the nightclub were full, and more than 200 male guests and more than 100 female guests were eager to release water. It was so good to drink foreign wine with clean water!
For a moment, the bar counter, mommy, waiters... were surrounded by crazy customers! Well, if you don’t spend it quickly, when can you spend it?
Seeing this, the dance hall manager immediately took advantage of the situation and robbed... Notified the cashier: all drinks, ladies' desk fees, service fees, etc. all increased by 30!
Ten minutes later, the dance hall manager went crazy, he was crazy about being happy!
Seeing this, the dance hall manager immediately took advantage of the situation and robbed... Notified the cashier: all drinks, ladies' desk fees, service fees, etc. all increased by 30!
Ten minutes later, the dance hall manager went crazy, he was crazy about being happy!
Wine
Guest A: "Hey, waiter... get me 2 bottles of xo..."
Guest B: "Waiter, I also want 2 bottles of xo... What's gone? What about Hennessy and Martell? Anyway, whatever is the most expensive!"
Guest C: "What other foreign wine does the waiter have? What? Only Louis XIII is left? More than 10,000 yuan? Damn it, okay, come 2 bottles! I must hold the head dancer's waist!"
Guest Ding: "What? All the foreign wine is gone? The last two bottles of Louis XIII also took away the elder brother? Hello, brother, can you sell me one bottle? Can you just one person drink two bottles?"
Guest C: "Damn! I can't drink it and I'll take it home! It's your business!"
Customer Ding is crazy, what should I do if there is no foreign wine? Beer is not valuable! What else is the most expensive in a nightclub besides alcohol? By the way, Miss! Alas... Waiter! Where is your mommy? I want to call her lady!
Miss
Group A Mommy: What's wrong with sir? Oh, you need a lady? 5? But you only call 5 ladies...
Guest: What's wrong? Is there a specified number to call a lady? I just want to call 5 ladies!
Group B Mommy: Sir, you are in the hall! You usually have to be in the private room for a lady...
Guest: Damn, who stipulates that you can’t call a lady in the hall? The private rooms have been snatched up by others! I’m going to call a lady in the hall! There are three more...
Group C Mommy: What does this lady call me? Ah, you...you...a woman! How can you call me a lady...
Female guest: Damn! Does the law stipulate that women are not allowed to call ladies? Well? If you don’t make arrangements for me, I will sue you for discrimination against women! I am a lawyer! Arrange two ladies for me! Huh, I must get the opportunity to have a meal with that dj tonight!
Mommy in Group D: Sorry, the last lady in our nightclub has been arranged just now...what, but we also have an aunt who is hygienic here...well, I'm a little older, you see?
Guest: Damn! Even the old lady can do it! I don’t want to go to her, but there is someone to take care of the consumption! Mommy, please see if there are any cleaners? If it really doesn’t work, men can do it...
tip
Miss a: Sir, tonight, mommy said we should charge the tip in advance... Wow, it's more than 2,000, sir, you are so generous!
Guest: I was so dizzy! I didn’t buy foreign wine! I only called you a lady... There is no way, if you don’t give you some tips, how can I spend all my wallet? But you have to write me a receipt! I will help me prove how much tips I gave you later, otherwise the dance hall will not be able to count my total consumption.
Miss b: After taking a plastic bag handed to her by the customer, Miss b muttered, "What's the matter? Is there a pre-tip with you? Why did I give me such a broken bag? Ah... so much money? It's all 10 yuan?"
Guest: Well, this is the payment I just collected today, 10,000 yuan! I am too lazy to take it for 10 yuan, so I will give it to you. Just testify to me later!
Waiter: Oh, sir, why are you giving me so much money? I...I'm not a lady? I won't let you touch me! Of course, can you discuss it if you have too much money?
The guest: "Puff..." a mouthful of tea spewed out and said: "Please, sister, I don't want to do anything to you just like a dinosaur! Just wait and testify to me later!"
The soy saucer: Sir, I'm just here to make soy sauce... Why did you give me so much money?
Guest: Cough cough cough... I don’t care whether you are a soy sauce or a vinegar seller! Do you want this money? I’ll testify to me when I want to wait for the checkout!
Telephone
Phone 1: Hey? Is the foreign wine company? I am Mr. Luo, a nightclub? I urgently need a lot of foreign wine in the dance hall now? Well, the price is easy to negotiate... It must be delivered quickly! It will be delivered within 1 hour!
Phone 2: Hey? Wife... I need money urgently now, you can bring 50,000 yuan in cash to the nightclub to give it to me... Oh, okay, at worst, I can hand in my homework a few more times in the future... Hurry up, 100,000 yuan is urgent!
Phone 3: Xiaohua? Oh, Xiaohua, please contact the mommy in other dance halls, ladies... I need a lot of ladies here! Well, no matter how old or ugly you are, you are not afraid! If you come, you are guaranteed to have tips... all taxi fees will be reimbursed!
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Crazy... The entire dance hall is making Liu Yihua's "Three Lights Policy" crazy!
The initiator Liu Yihua was sitting leisurely in the dressing room drinking tea.
Xiaoyue, Xiaoxue and Zhang Guoli were there to serve.
Xiaoyue had just gone to see the crazy outside the dance hall and returned and said, "Yihua, you won't really sell my sister Yifei and me, right? How can we dance with those rude guests!"
Seeing that Xiaoxue was watching him nervously waiting for the answer, Liu Yihua smiled wickedly and said slowly: "Well, is this... Xiaoyue won't sell this! Just sell Xiaoxue!"
Seeing Xiaoxue jumping up like a rabbit, she was about to protest... Liu Yihua pressed her hands and said, "Calm! Calm! Little comrade... Do you want to be calm? How do you perform tasks in the future like this?"
Looking at Xiaoyue and Xiaoxue's puzzled gaze, Liu Yihua smiled again: "Damn! Do you think I'm stupid! Will give my women...oh, my women to those perverts?
Yifei, don’t worry, I won’t stay in this dance hall for too long, I will leave after a few people.
By the way, this is your first time doing lead dance DJ, and it is also the last time. You are not allowed to perform in public places in the future! You are really addicted, can you dance to me, haha."
At this time, the female host, the original DJ, the female lighting guru walked into the sound control room, and the second half of the karaoke began.
During this period, the female lighting engineer and the original DJ wanted to go to the dressing room several times, but in the end they hesitated and gave up.
Time is fast, and 1 o'clock is coming, and the nightclub has finally checked out!
Chapter completed!