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Chapter three hundred and fourteenth airplane fun

Chapter 314: Fun things about the plane

At South Guangdong International Airport, Liu Yihua, Liu Yifei and Li Jia are preparing to take a plane to Beijing.

After Cai Zhenghua's problem was solved, Liu Yihua called Cai Zhenghua. On the phone, Cai Zhenghua had not spoken for a long time, so he said: "Good son-in-law." Obviously, Cai Zhenghua had already contacted Cai Suyan.

When I remembered Cai Suyan and Liu Yihua, I felt impatient to see her, so Liu Yihua decided not to go back to Hanjiang Special Economic Zone and went directly to the capital to bring Cai Suyan and Xiao Ruoshui back. Besides, Liu Yihua also needs to go home to report on his work in recent times. Liu Yihua's grandfather and uncle must be very concerned about him. Although they did not help Liu Yihua, Liu Yihua still wanted to tell them about the matter of saving Cai Zhenghua.

The trouble was solved. Liu Yihua was in a very good mood. When she was in a good mood, Liu Yihua forgot to keep a low profile and put on a very expensive suit. When she dressed up like this, Liu Yihua was really elegant and handsome, which attracted a lot of people's attention.

Women are to please themselves... As Liu Yihua, men and women have the same mentality. Liu Yihua just wants to face Liu Yifei with the most handsome and elegant face to greet Cai Suyan. Liu Yihua thinks that doing this is the greatest respect for his girlfriend.

Liu Yifei looked at Liu Yihua who felt very good and curled her lips and said, "I dressed so gracefully and thought you were a prince from a foreign country?" There are no brand-name clothes in our country now, and the good clothes of the people are still relatively monotonous and simple. Although Liu Yifei was influenced by Zhou Huijie and Li Shanshan, his thoughts were much avant-garde, but Liu Yifei felt that Liu Yihua's clothes that were separated from the masses still had a little bit of a sensation. Another reason why Liu Yifei curled her lips was that the lesbians who came and went to the airport saluted Liu Yihua, as long as Liu Yifei felt a little sour.

Liu Yihua smiled and said, "What prince? Which country's princes are more handsome than me? Just kidding, I am the most fashionable, avant-garde, most graceful and unqualified super handsome guy in the world! An ordinary prince and princess can't compete with me!" After saying that, Liu Yihua smiled proudly. Others may think that Liu Yihua is really bragging and joking when they hear such words, but Liu Yihua feels that he is really the most avant-garde person in the world. The instructions he has for many years in the world are that he can't be low-key!

"You will brag!" Liu Yifei said angrily. Then he looked at Liu Yihua and Liu Yifei with a smile on her face and walked forward to hold his hand tightly, as if she was afraid that Liu Yihua would be snatched away by others.

Li Jia, behind her, looked at Liu Yihua and Liu Yifei's loving look and sighed: "I'm asking if you two can pay attention to the influence. Look at how many people around you are paying attention to you? You still dare to pull and pull me, I really can't stand you." Under Liu Yihua's influence, Liu Yifei's thoughts are much more advanced than those of young people of this era, so Liu Yifei thinks it's nothing to be intimate with Liu Yihua, it's normal for Liu Yihua to be intimate. But in the eyes of traditional Chinese people such as Li Jia, the intimate actions of Liu Yihua and Liu Yifei are still very alternative and shocking.

Liu Yifei blushed and said, "Little girl, are we intimate now? We just hold hands. Yihua dressed so handsome today, so it is normal for more people to see this." Liu Yifei looked at the eyes of everyone around her and knew that she and Liu Yihua were a bit too much just now. In this era, young couples rarely acted intimately in public places, and even married people would not hold hands in public places. This is the characteristic of that era.

Li Jia looked at Liu Yihua and said helplessly: "Brother-in-law Yihua, what do you want to do when you dress so handsomely today? Do you want to attract bees and butterflies like bees? Look how many women are secretly looking at you? Well, it seems that a few women are coming? Sister Yifei, it is definitely not for us. Let's go there quickly and not delay Comrade Liu Yihua's good things." Li Jia, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,

Liu Yihua smiled bitterly and said, "What are you two doing? What are you attracting bees and butterflies? I just dressed better, this is not a sin, right? Well, you guys..." Li Jia just said that a few girls on Earth came to find him and Liu Yihua thought that Li Jia was joking that time, but Liu Yihua was halfway through his words, and he really saw a few women looking at him with bright eyes. It felt like they were about to eat him. Liu Yihua immediately felt a creepy feeling.

"Will you go to the Spring Festival Gala?" a female student mustered up the courage to ask.

"Ah, I've been there. Oh, no, I haven't." Liu Yihua quickly denied it! It's not OK to deny it. Liu Yihua now realizes that he may have met the legendary fans! This makes Liu Yihua feel a little incredible. What era is it now? In the 1980s! Did there be fans in the 1980s? Before that, Liu Yihua didn't believe that there would be any, so even though Liu Yihua was at the Spring Festival Gala, he still didn't have any defense. Liu Yihua always thought that the paparazzi and fan club of this era could be ignored. But unexpectedly, today he really encountered the legendary star-chasing.

"It's him! That's right! He must be on the Spring Festival Gala! What's your name? Your singing is so good. Let's sign us!" Another girl said very firmly. Then the girl searched and found a pen and a small notebook.

Liu Yihua said helplessly: "This... I'm really not a star. I'll spare my autographs, right? By the way, I'm going to get on the plane and leave." Liu Yihua felt that if he signed the autographs of these girls now, it would be a bit funny. If he had been in the evening for ten or eight years, it would have been a natural thing.

Seeing Liu Yihua running away, a dinosaur sister anxiously said, "Stop! Why are you running away? Isn't it just signing us an autograph? Isn't I so ugly? Don't you want to see me?"

Liu Yifei and Li Jia covered their mouths and watched the scene. This girl looked so strange. Of course, Liu Yifei, a girl with such a strangeness, was not worried about what happened to Liu Yihua with her, so Liu Yifei and Li Jia watched the fun with peace of mind.

Can Liu Yihua still leave now? He turned around and saw the girl who just called him lifting her clothes with her left hand and holding a signing pen in her right hand... waiting for Liu Yihua to sign.

Liu Yihua hesitated and said, "What do you mean... let me sign for you? Just... sign it on your clothes?"

The dinosaur sister nodded vigorously, and then Huachao said, "Yes! Signing on the clothes... Of course, you can also sign on the belly!"

Liu Yihua shivered... and picked up the brush and wrote a bunch of ghostly talismans... and then shouted: "Everyone let me give in, we'll be in a hurry..."

Want to leave? Where is it so easy! At this time, the female classmate who was tall and 150... with a dinosaur that looked shockingly dinosaurs stepped forward again and blocked Liu Yihua and said, "Handsome brother... do you... do you have a girlfriend? Look at the little girl... how am I? Can we communicate with each other? "

Liu Yihua wiped his sweat and said, "This sister, I already have a girlfriend... more than one! As for communicating with feelings... I think it's not necessary, right?"

Lei Nv said unstoppably: "Handsome brother... I'm full of shining points. Missing me is your biggest loss in this life!"

Liu Yihua Mumu said: "The shining point? What's the whole body? Why didn't you see it?"

Thunder girl said: "Hmph! She is a talented woman!

I read a lot of books at the age of nine and reached the peak at the age of twenty. I am very educated and have a very high culture! I now read books about social and humanities, such as "Start Point", "Story Meeting", "Official Road"... I went forward three hundred years and three hundred years later. No one surpassed me in a total of six hundred years."

Well!

The whole universe is quiet!

Liu Yihua was stunned for a long time... before saying: "This is how..."

The thunderous woman said narcissisticly: "How about it, handsome brother? Is her conditions OK?"

Liu Yihua came back to his senses and said, "Oh, yes! That's quite OK! Must be OK! Well, sister, are you called Feng..."

Lei Nv said happily: "Ah, so you know someone? Have you been trying to attack someone for a long time? His nickname is Wild Phoenix!"

Liu Yihua staggered... and after standing firm, he said to himself: "Well, wild phoenix? Fortunately, it's not a pheasant... Then, let's talk back, my girlfriends are waiting for me next to you!"

At this time, Liu Yifei and Li Jia who were next to him were already smiling so hard! So talented! Liu Yihua is talented, and that dinosaur sister is even more talented! She has been a talented woman for 5,000 years!

Of course it was not that easy for Liu Yihua to leave, and he could not forcefully break through. In the end, Liu Yihua was forced to be a Taoist priest and signed some words with the ghost painting talisman! Of course, you can also understand that it is an artistic font!

After signing the letter, Liu Yihua smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, it's really a problem. The plane is about to take off... and leave."

At this time, the wild Phoenix said resentfully: "Handsome brother... leave me a life motto! I can use this sentence to inspire myself!"

Liu Yihua endured the emotional madness of being crazy and said: "Okay! You are so talented! You are the super thunder mother of the universe... I think many people will definitely like you, be obsessed with you, live and die for you... I suggest you create a religion! It is called the "Wild Phoenix Truthful, Good and Beautiful Church"!

The slogan of this teaching is: Believe in Sister Feng and you will have confidence! Believe in Sister Feng and you will have eternal life!”

After Liu Yihua finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing! Then he left quickly!

The group of mms still came forward to siege the siege... Wild Phoenix shouted again: Handsome brother, I want to know what kind of girl can be your girlfriend?"

Liu Yifei stepped forward and said, "Sister, we can be his girlfriend like this! We are as educated as you! But we know five hundred years above and five hundred years below, a total of one thousand years... It is better than your six hundred years!" Li Jia was standing beside Liu Yifei. The lethality of two beautiful beauties with great beauty is amazing!

Wild Phoenix was stunned for a moment, staring at the two beauties in a daze... dozens of other student sisters were also stunned.

Liu Yihua stepped forward and pinched Liu Yifei's chin and said, "Well, this guy is OK, I like it, uncle! Did you see Sister Feng? Such a woman is okay, but I think you don't have any chance! Well, I suggest you go to get married!"

After Liu Yihua finished speaking, she and Liu Yifei left with a laugh! A large group of students looking at each other were left behind.

After laughing for a while, Liu Yifei said, "Bad guy! You are getting worse and worse now! You were actually teasing me in public at the airport just now! And Li Jia."

Liu Yihua smiled and said, "You guys clearly saw me surrounded by a group of females, but they still came to save me? Now they are talking sarcastic?"

Li Jia smiled at this time, "I'm so laughing! What a wild phoenix... God, she said she was the strongest person in 600 years? She really made me feel goosebumps! So strong!"

Liu Yifei lay on Liu Yihua's shoulder and smiled and said, "That's it! Those girls are too alternative! Not human..."

Liu Yihua patted Liu Yifei on the shoulder and said, "That's called non-mainstream!"

Liu Yifei said: "Fat pig flow? Well, it's very appropriate!"

After this and this real fight, Li Jia felt that she was not so embarrassed. Before, Li Jia was caught between Liu Yihua and Liu Yifei and always felt that she was a redundant person. However, Liu Yifei was very nice to him and Liu Yihua also cared about her. Otherwise, Li Jia would have left the two of them long ago. Being a light bulb would not be a good job.

Then he started to wait, and Liu Yihua and others successfully completed the procedures. When registering, a flight attendant asked Liu Yihua: "Welcome to board the plane, what seat are you?"

Liu Yihua smiled and said, "I am Sagittarius, where are you!" Liu Yihua was in a very good mood today, so she started joking.

The stewardess saw Liu Yihua's charming smile, his brain was short-circuited for a moment, and subconsciously said, "Ah, what a coincidence, I am also a Sagittarius!" After saying that, the stewardess regretted it to death! It was obvious that the handsome guy in front of him was teasing himself.

Uh! The passengers lined up behind fainted from the conversation between Liu Yihua and the flight attendant. Liu Yifei and Li Jia laughed a little along the way.

At this time, the stewardess blushed and whispered: "Sir, you are so good at joking! Please board the plane." This little episode made everyone around laugh, and the atmosphere on the plane seemed very relaxed.

After getting on the plane, Liu Yihua, Liu Yifei and Li Jia just sat together.

At this time, the plane slowly glided. The stewardess who had been obscured by Liu Yihua just now was still responsible for broadcasting, but her current care was very thumping by Liu Yihua's tall image! She accidentally made a mistake again: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to take this flight. Please sit on the runway and fasten your seat belts. Our plane is about to take off..."

Hum? The passenger burst into cold... and then burst into laughter!

Liu Yifei and Li Jia laughed so hard that they were together. Liu Yifei slapped Liu Yihua and said, "You are so bad! This announcer is the flight attendant who was teased by you, right? I can hear her voice."

Liu Yihua is also laughing to death now! He didn't expect that his lethality was so great! It seemed to have confused the stewardess!

"Yi Fei, wait for that girl to come and I will tease her again!" Liu Yihua said with a smile. Liu Yihua felt that it was rare to have such a relaxed time. She was under too much pressure during this period!

The plane took off quickly, and after a while the stewardess started pouring drinks.

A stewardess came over and said, "Hello sir, what do you want to drink?"

Liu Yihua pointed at another stewardess with a smile and said, "Can I ask her to serve?"

"Yes..." The stewardess Liu Yihua pointed to was the one who subconsciously said that he was also a Sagittarius just now.

She looked at Liu Yihua so blushed! When she was broadcasting just now, she was in a daze and made a mistake! She made a big joke! Seeing this bad guy smile at her, the stewardess was thumping in her heart... She calmed down and went forward and said, "Hello sir, what do you need to drink?"

Liu Yifei and Li Jia looked at Liu Yihua and the stewardess in high spirits. He knew that Liu Yihua was going to do something bad again! I wonder how he would tease others this time? Liu Yifei suddenly realized that he actually liked Liu Yihua to tease other girls very much... Do you have a special hobby?

Seeing the stewardess nervous, Liu Yihua smiled and said, "Don't be nervous. What do I need... see."

"Can you ask for a glass of water?" Liu Yihua spoke.

The flight attendant: "Of course, is mineral water?" Fortunately, this unpretentiously handsome big boy did not tease him anymore.

Liu Yihua: "Is there any juice?"

Flight attendant: "Yes, which one do you need for orange juice or apple juice?"

Liu Yihua: "Is there any coke?"

Flight attendant: "Yes, do you need to add ice?"

Liu Yihua: "Then give me some coffee!"

Oh... The stewardess had a little dizzy brain! She completely fooled Liu Yihua! She could only mechanically pour a cup of coffee for Liu Yihua.

Several passengers around had already laughed secretly... This big boy is really good at teasing people.

Liu Yihua took the coffee and said, "Thank you!"

The stewardess breathed a sigh of relief. He now knew that he had been teased by Liu Yihua just now! In front of Liu Yihua's ground, the stewardess felt like a stupid goose!

"What kind of lake is this?" Liu Yihua asked.

"Oh, it's a coffee maker!" said the stewardess mechanically.

Liu Yihua shook his head and pointed to the magazine distributed on the plane and said, "Miss, please be serious... I asked what kind of lake is this freshwater lake in the magazine?"

"Qinghai Lake...No, it's Poyang Lake... Sorry, I...I'm going to the bathroom." The stewardess ran wildly with a coffee pot!

"Hahaha..." The passengers around finally couldn't help it! Hilarious!

Liu Yifei and Li Jia were also laughing to death when they looked at Liu Yihua... This guy is so bad! I guess the stewardess would have nightmares at night, right?
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