Chapter 99 Gossip
Zhu Xiaolian waited by the beach for a whole day and night, and was sleepy and tired!
He was just a scholar and had never done any heavy physical labor in his life. The sea breeze that had been blowing for a day in a row instantly froze him.
So no matter how unwilling he was, Zhu Xiaolian finally fell into a coma by the beach.
But before he was unconscious, he seemed to see a strange figure walking out of the sea?
Li Qingyuan was carrying peony on his back and peony was inserted in front of him. When he saw Zhu Xiaolian who was still waiting on the shore, he directly released a trace of spiritual thought and shocked him.
There is no way. Because the water was too heavy, Peony's clothes were thrown away. Now he and Peony are both naked!
At the beginning, Mudan felt something was wrong, but Shaoyao said it personally, saying that this was the most basic routine operation, so Mudan believed it foolishly.
These flower spirits know nothing about men and women, and all their knowledge comes from books.
But unless it is a strange work written by some strange author, as long as it is a regular book, who will teach you this kind of knowledge step by step?
Most of them are nonsense like clouds and rain, harmony of yin and yang. If you are a nerd who studies hard, you will probably be able to pay the tuition directly.
You should know that even in the 20th century when information was developed, such a ridiculous example occurred.
The couple had no children after more than ten years of marriage, so they had to go to the hospital for examination and finally found that their wife was still a virgin!
After inquiring, I learned that the two of them have always thought that as long as they sleep together, they can get pregnant, because this is how they act in TV series!
So the things that seem normal in later generations are actually mainly because the information spreads too fast and wide. With the experience of the flower spirits of Wanhualin, they don’t understand what routines are, right?
"It hurts so much!"
When the three of them walked on the beach, Peony immediately collapsed on the ground like Shaoyao and couldn't walk anymore. After all, anyone who was hung up for several hours would probably have a sore body that could not be forced.
"Come on, put on this dress first!"
Li Qingyuan took out an extremely fabric-saving clothes and threw them to Peony. After all, this is in broad daylight, and not wearing clothes is really injustice!
"Where is Shusheng Zhu?"
Shaoyao still misses Zhu Xiaolian and is looking for it strangely on the beach.
Li Qingyuan's fingers moved slightly, and the flying sand buried Zhu Xiaolian directly, leaving only two nostrils breathable. On this vast beach, even the best-looking heat would probably only treat it as a crab nest!
"By the way, Brother Zhu!"
Hearing Shaoyao say this, Mudan immediately forgot the pain on her body, struggled to stand up and put on her clothes and search around.
But they are both injured and exhausted, and there are some people responsible for cleaning the traces, so the two women were only sad after searching for a half-time salary on the beach.
"He probably has gone back. You two should go back to the house first!"
Although Li Qingyuan's current strength can completely ignore the wishes of the two of them, after a long journey for a day, he suddenly felt that this was quite fun.
When you see a beautiful girl, you will take it home directly. This is something that only the second generation of the big dogs and brainstorms in the novel will do. As a righteous person, Li Qingyuan feels that he should explore more every bit of the daily life, rather than just grab it back when he sees anything good.
After all, even the Western robbers in later generations would wash away the blood on their hands after robbing the resources they needed, put on suits and pretend to be the so-called gentleman. After all, he is a successful person. He can't even be inferior to the so-called Western beast gentleman, right?
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Hearing him say this, the two women had to give up. Although they were unwilling to accept the truth, even if they didn't want to believe it, there was nothing they could do.
"Auntie knows that I'm back, will you blame you?"
Peony sat on the exclusive throne with ease, then raised her head and asked Li Qingyuan.
"It's okay, your aunt won't make a fuss with me because of such a trivial matter!"
Li Qingyuan didn't care at all. The Peacock King had not come back until now. I guess he was fighting with that guy named Ming King!
Besides, even if the other party really turns against each other, he is not afraid.
With a serious Buddhist treasure in his body, even if the true body of the Peacock King arrives, he will probably not fight with me because of such a trivial matter.
As for whether the other party will ask about the confrontation between Tathagata?
After all, how stupid people are to disturb the boss because of such trivial matters? Do you really think that the boss doesn’t have any face?
Mudan was still a little nervous, but she immediately became happy when she heard Li Qingyuan say this.
She didn't even consider whether the other party was coaxing or lying to herself, but simply felt that since the other party said it, it was true.
Seeing the other party's heartless appearance, Li Qingyuan suddenly felt that with Mudan's IQ, he could deceive the other party at least eight times in one night!
No, it seems that I have already cheated!
Thinking of this, he shook his head helplessly. He had originally deceived the two girls and was still happy, but now he found that the other party was actually a low-powered person, and his sense of accomplishment was instantly lost.
There is no way, there is nothing to be proud of if you cheat a fool.
"I can leave myself!"
But at least Shaoyao's IQ is still online. After seeing someone's malicious gaze, Shaoyao immediately struggled to walk.
She is the model leader of the flower spirits in the Wanhua Forest. No one else on the sea just now can do anything. But now that she has come to Wanhua Forest, she naturally needs to maintain her so-called arrogant and self-esteem!
But Li Qingyuan was too lazy to spoil her, but directly reached out to hug her, and ran away directly with Mudan in front of the palace.
Along the way, all the flower spirits in the group of the three of them were stunned. There was no decent entertainment in the Wanhua Forest. Li Qingyuan picked more than a dozen flower spirits as his wife in one breath, which is the biggest gossip news in the past few hundred years.
Those flower spirits who were not selected were a little self-pitying. After all, there were no male creatures in the Wanhua Forest for hundreds of years, and they were all in it and were almost mad.
However, Li Qingyuan, who is qualified to choose, did not choose them, and the protagonist trio such as Zhu Xiaolian were not qualified to choose people because of the bad temper of the Peacock King, which led to them becoming jealous these days!
You know, the comparison between women is even more cruel than the war between men. These flower spirits are already jealous of the quasi-wall separation. Now, they suddenly saw Li Qingyuan carrying peony and peony and peony, and their thoughts suddenly became active.
"Isn't that Peony? She's still alive?"
"Didn't Shaoyao always be cold? Look at her expression just now, does it look like what the book says?"
"I really didn't expect that Shaoyao looks so decent, she is actually such a person in private!"
Chapter completed!