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Chapter 174: The Gobi

Cup Noodle: "I believe Lin Chen must have something to do to fail. Can you calm down?"

Meng Bingyihuo: "Do you believe what you said in the cup noodle? Just if there is something wrong, will you not be a blog for a day?"

Can't be handsome: "That's it, it's just a rhythm of fear?"

"Agree, I don't know what Lin Chen is afraid of? Is it because the 'Liuxi' is from a foreign country?"

"Haha, a few guys upstairs, you are just watching for comments. Didn't you notice that Lin Chen has posted a blog?"

"Damn, Lin Chen has indeed posted a blog!"

...

Originally, Lin Chen's fans were leaving comments below the comments to argue, but suddenly someone said that Lin Chen's Weibo had been updated, so everyone also refreshed Lin Chen's Weibo.

It turned out to be another poem?

Only Lin Chen reposted Chen Tao's Weibo and wrote: "A needle is one hundred times of refining, one thousand hammers, one upside down, one upside down, the eyes are clear and one on the butt, and only recognizes his clothes and not people----I see Mr. Chen's Weibo occasionally has inspiration. This first name is "Yongzhen" for President Chen, Teacher Zhao, Director Xu and other 'teachers' who have taken care of him recently!"

"I'll go, I said Lin Chen hasn't posted a blog for so long? It turns out that he's been holding it in here."

"Haha, my eyes are on my butt, I only recognize my clothes and not people. I'll wipe it, this is simply a swearing and not spitting out dirty things."

"It's not just this poem 1. The gift given to people by Lin Chen after that is also fucking enough. There are also many 'teachers' who have taken care of me recently. You just named it Zhao Daqi, Xu Yang and others. "

"Sorry, Lin Chen, I admit that I misunderstood you. I thought you were afraid of not posting on Weibo. As a result, OK, hahaha, let me laugh first."

"It is obvious that Lin Chen's poem is a satirical poem that I don't understand. This guy definitely looks down on Lin Chen. The advertisement for "Liu Xi" uses Xu Yang. Not only that, he even posted on Weibo to satirize Lin Chen. It is a typical example of looking at people in the cracks in the door, only recognizing clothes but not people. The metaphor is too appropriate."

"Say it, what the upstairs said is right. I looked at Tian Xin's Weibo clarification again. Have you noticed it? Tian Xin said that because of 'Chen Tao's words without thinking at the press conference, Tian Xin called Chen Tao and hoped he would apologize..." To put it bluntly, it was Chen Tao's provocation first."

"Yes, it's true. But what I'm most frustrating is that Zhao Daqi is so innocent. Is this related to him?"

"Puff, it's really innocent. Let's see who else dares to scold Lin Chen in the future?"

Lin Chen's fans were so happy that no one wanted their idol to be a turtle, so as soon as Lin Chen's poem was released, they were instantly full of fighting spirit.

Others who commented on Lin Chen’s Weibo were so distressed or scared. Damn, why did you forget it? Lin Chen is a genius who is a swearing genius.

It’s better to curse people like this in a casual poem without spitting dirty words!

The insulted Lin Chen wanted to withdraw when the situation was not good, but Lin Chen's fans were not happy.

"Yo, why are the guys with eyes on their butts leaving?"

"Haha, come, come, the beasts with eyes growing on Niu's thighs will fight your grandfather for three hundred rounds."

"The eyes grow on the butt, the eyes grow on the butt, and the important things are said three times."

...

The other people who left messages on Lin Chen’s Weibo insults were so sad. Lin Chen’s fans were also so mean and didn’t say anything. Just pick this sentence. Damn it, the poem “Yingzhen” was so scolding too much.

As Lin Chen expected, this poem was written by Wen Yingjiang in the Qing Dynasty. This guy wrote poems easily throughout his life, and he has always been sarcastic. Although it has not been circulated in official history, it has been circulated among the people very much, and is known as Wen Mazi.

This song "Ying Yes" even satirized people to grandma's house. It didn't say who was sarcastic and didn't say a single word, but it just cursed people.

Are you convinced?

As soon as Lin Chen’s poem was released, Chen Tao was of course not convinced. He said nonsense, you wouldn’t be convinced if you were scolded!

However, Chen Tao did not lose his mind. When he first posted on Weibo to scold Lin Chen, he had already thought of the consequences, so he reported to the boss: "Mr. Wu, although Lin Chen is not very famous, he is still well-known in Hangzhou Province, especially in the university town. Therefore, our "Liuxi" can take advantage of this to hype and promote it."

Mr. Wu was still very angry, but when he heard Chen Tao's words, he smiled: "Yes, Chen Tao, you really didn't disappoint me. Go back and prepare."

Although Chen Tao said this, how could he bear to be scolded by Lin Chen? So after returning to the office, he posted on Weibo: "Is this annoyed and angry? As a college student, you can't think of our advertising creativity in "Liuxi", but there is no need to insult it at all times. It's true that your quality is really too low and needs to be strengthened."

Chen Tao became smart this time and did not fire the map gun again. He just targeted Lin Chen. Many people read Chen Tao’s Weibo, especially passers-by. People who didn’t know the truth all liked it, feeling that Lin Chen’s writing poems was too much.

As a result, Lin Chen had no explanation, but just posted on Weibo again: "Others gave birth to several babies, and you gave birth to bloody Tuo Tuo"

Chen Tao: “…”

...

"Puff, laugh, Lin Chen is simply scolding Chen Tao for being terrified."

"Damn it, another poem, no, it's not considered a poem, it should be considered a slander, it's too bad."

"Others have several babies, and they give birth to you. I'm sorry, this is too toxic."

"Okay, I think Chen Tao still dares to post a blog? If he dares to post another blog, Lin Chen might write another poem."

...

"I'll fuck Nima!"

After a moment of speechless anger, Chen Tao finally became angry. When he met for the first time, he saw Lin Chen so young, he had already looked down on him.

Although Lin Chen is very verbally swearing, in Chen Tao's opinion, it is nothing more than a childish manifestation!

But at this moment, he didn't think so. If anyone was scolded like this, he wouldn't say that the other party was childish!

"It's really unreasonable. It's hard for such a person to understand why he is so low in Jingyun University. No wonder he was scolded before. Idiots who have a father but no mother."

Just look at Chen Tao's Weibo and you will know that he is already angry. He was insulted by Lin Chen on two consecutive Weibo posts. As a strong self-esteem, Chen Tao is naturally almost losing his mind, so his words are extremely sharp.

Facing Chen Tao's Weibo, there are two completely different factions in the comments. Some say that Lin Chen is arrogant and proud, while others think that Chen Tao is a little too much about being a college student and scolding people for having a father but not having a mother.

"By the way, Chen Tao's Weibo post was a bit harsh. I wonder how Lin Chen would reply?"

"I don't believe that Lin Chen will write another poem to scold him."

"I don't think I'll reply, but with Lin Chen's urinary nature, I may not be able to scold another quatrain."

...

While everyone was talking, Lin Chen's Weibo only said one sentence: "The tiger roars on the mountain forest with the head of the head"

"Damn? What does this mean?"

"I don't understand either."

"Lin Chen, please help me."

"Anyway, I just think it's not a good thing, but I hope Lin Chen can explain it a little."

...

Not only Lin Chen's fans, but also countless people were talking about it while watching the fun.

Some people say this should be a poem, and the answer is in the second half!

Some people think this should be a slang term, and the answer is to scold Chen Tao!

But what does "the tiger roars in the mountain forest" mean?

A paper-paste tiger?

Or something?

At a time when there were many different opinions, even Chen Tao laughed and sarcastically said on Weibo: "The nonsense sentences seem to be really exhausted. Next, please pay attention to the official Weibo of "Liuxi" and will announce the progress of the advertising at all times. There are even mysterious stars joining you, so stay tuned."

Most people think that Lin Chen has surrendered, but only a few of Lin Chen's hardcore are discussing. They understand Lin Chen, and this must be a bad thing.

Buy a car as a tractor: "If Lin Chen really surrenders, I will really sell my new car as a tractor."

Chunshuibi Yutian: "I waited for Lin Chen's follow-up, and I always felt that I must be holding on to something."

"I feel it too, haha, look, then Chen Tao overestimated his abilities and wanted to scold Lin Chen. I just want to say, "Go to the damn you."

...

These few die-hards have a lot of trust in Lin Chen. They can scold Xu Bing and Zhao Daqi's fans with one against a thousand. Chen Tao is just the person in charge of the advertising of "Liuxi". With less than 100,000 fans following, and wanting to make trouble with Lin Chen, it is simply seeking death.

As expected, things were as everyone guessed. Half an hour later, Lin Chen’s Weibo was updated again----

"During the Qing Dynasty, when Qianlong went to the south of the Yangtze River, an official named Ji Yun was ordered to open the road for Qianlong. At this time, the seawalls of old salt warehouses in Jiangsu and Zhejiang were disrepaired and horses could not be carried out. Ji Yun was very angry and wrote a letter to Qianlong to accuse the salt official Cao Ni of not practicing political affairs and only caring about fun, and asked the emperor to dismiss him from his post and investigate.

What Ji Yun didn't know was that Cao Ni was a confidant of Heshen, a corrupt official. Ji Yun's memorial was seen by Heshen before the emperor's memorial was brought to the emperor. Heshen privately suppressed the memorial and notified Cao Ni in time. When Qianlong was visiting the old salt warehouse seawall, Cao Ni was personally directing migrant workers to repair the seawall. All the horses he rode were covered with mud. Qianlong was moved to see this and felt that Cao Ni was a civil servant. In addition, Heshen lobbying, Qianlong admired Cao Ni very much and promoted him to a higher position. Ji Yun advised him, not only did not accept it, but also rebuked him.

So, Ji Yun, who was lost in the officialdom, wrote in anger, "The top leaf paper tiger roared into the mountains and forests", "Leaf" alluded to Heshen and "Paper Tiger" alluded to Qianlong. However, he actually wrote two lines of poetry at that time, and he was afraid of something and did not hand it to Qianlong.

Today, I saw Chen Tao’s insulting Weibo post, and suddenly I felt that the second half of this poem was more appropriate. Let me explain to you that Ji Yun’s full poem at that time was: “The tiger roared from the top of the tree, and the horse roared from the Gobi”

As soon as this Weibo post was released, many people saw the couplets neatly and rigorously, and the image of the similar objects was vivid. It was like hearing the sound and seeing the shape. When they were ready to appreciate it, suddenly, someone carefully read the second half of the sentence

"Damn Mud Male Gobi, Damn Mud Male Gobi, I'll fuck you so hard!"

Many netizens who understand this couplet are completely laughing. (To be continued...)

ps:ps: To put it, I only sent a single chapter to ask for votes when the outbreak occurs. I deleted it the next day after I sent it. So, I don’t understand. Where did the people who came from when reading the pirated version to criticize the author? Also, the plot I am writing is written for all the genuine subscribers of food and clothing parents. I will read their opinions. As for those who read the pirated version, I will not pay attention to it. That’s it. Thank you to all the food and clothing parents who have subscribed to support them.

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