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Chapter 334: Mr. Crab

 Hearing Asakura say that Crab has a clone, Yoshiyuki was shocked.

He thought it might be a crab with psychic powers.

It would be great if it could be cloned infinitely and every clone could eat it.

From now on, you don’t need to buy new crabs to eat!

However, after Asakura sent new photos, Yoshiyuki suddenly became disappointed.

Although it does appear to be two crabs at first glance, it is actually just a crab that has shed its shell!

In fact, there is no clone at all!

Kitajima Sayo also quickly noticed this and complained like this.

Bei Dao: [I thought I was really a clone. Isn’t this just shedding a shell? 】

Asakura: [Hehe~ I can see it. ]

Asakura: [But we were really surprised at first! We thought we found a special species of crab!]

Nishida: [By the way, Scarf Ninja, do you have crabs? 】

Nishida: [I’ve never heard you say that before.]

Asakura: [We just started raising them in the past two days. 】

Asakura: [Originally, Ms. Fujimori planned to steam it to eat, but on a whim, we asked for one and raised it for fun~ I didn’t expect to see such a surprising scene! ]

Yoshiyuki: [Why did you ask the boss for this? Go to the cafe to eat? 】

Asakura: [Oh~ I happened to meet her at the mall. We saw crabs and liked them a lot, so we ordered one. ]

Erina: [Oh! You are indeed Asakura. You are so thick-skinned! You have the nerve to ask for everything.]

Asakura: [Hey hey hey~ There’s no need for the minister to praise us so much, we’ll be shy~]

Qian Ai: [Hahaha...that doesn’t seem to be a compliment.]

Yoshiyuki: [I think she means that a thick-skinned person like the eldest lady should praise her for being thick-skinned. It’s really a great honor.]

Qian Ai: [(The fat Ji cat is rolling around on the ground laughing)]

Kodera: [Ah, speaking of crabs...I've always been guilty of something.]

Kodera: [When I was young, my family also raised crabs. I called it Mr. Crab, and I often watched it crawling around in the basin. One day, I saw that Mr. Crab was dirty, so I wanted to give him a bath.]

Yoshiyuki: [Isn’t that great, then what? 】

Asakura: [We know! I accidentally poured it into the sewer and washed it away, right~]

Bei Dao: [Well, that one is really miserable...]

Kodera:【No!】

Kodera: [I know you need hot water for bathing, but there was no hot water at home at the time. So I used a basin to get hot water from the water dispenser and threw Mr. Crab in. 】

Nishida: [(Rabbit-eared girl’s shocked expression)]

Asakura: [(The rabbit-eared girl’s shocked expression)]

Nishida: [Picture stolen on the spot, caught on the spot~ As punishment, what kind of food should Asakura make~]

Erina: [Of course it’s the sausage with animal ears! 】

Asakura:【We don’t have animal ears!】

Kodera: [Hmm, is anyone still listening to me? 】

Asakura: [Yes, yes, what happened to the crab? Did it die?]

Kodera: [Yes...it was such a miserable death. After struggling for a few times, he stopped moving. When I found the net and fished Mr. Crab out, he had already turned red!]

Kodera: [(Red-haired Lolita's tearful expression)]

Kodera: [When I think about it, I still feel very sad... I’m so sorry for it. 】

Asakura: [We can understand that feeling...if we accidentally stewed Yukikaze Maru, we would also be very sad.]

Yoshiyuki: [How careless do you have to be for something like this to happen!]

Erina: [Hey, Kodera, what did you do with Mr. Crab’s body? Did you eat it while crying? 】

Kodera:【How is that possible!】

Kodera: [I put it in a cardboard box as a coffin and buried it...]

Kodera: [After that, every time I eat crab, I will think of the happy times Mr. Crab spent with me before he died...such as pinching my nose and fingers...]

Bei Dao: [That... doesn't sound pleasant at all!]

Bei Dao: [(Cong Yu’s wry smile)]

Yoshiyuki: [Indeed. It feels more like remembering the time when Mr. Crab bullied you before he died.]

Kodera: [You didn’t bully me! You just didn’t want to be caught by me, so you just resisted instinctively...]

Asakura: [You said it, we suddenly had an idea! Could it be that the curse of the crab caused you to have bad luck? 】

Asakura: [Mr. Crab probably always resents you for not eating it properly!]

Qian Ai: [Hey~ If you want to resent it, you should blame her for killing it~]

Kodera: [Well, it can’t be Mr. Crab’s curse! I’ve been having accidents since I was born. 】

Kodera: [Without the ability to heal myself, I wouldn’t be able to survive even a day...]

Asakura: [(An animated picture of a cat touching the head of another cat)]

Asakura: [By the way, there is only one crab here, so I feel so lonely. 】

Yoshiyuki: [Then why don’t you jump into the basin and accompany it? 】

Asakura:【How is that possible!】

Nishida: [Hey~ Isn’t there a shed shell to accompany it? How can it be lonely? 】

Asakura: [Oh... I can only be friends with the shell, doesn't it seem even more lonely?]

Asakura: [No way, let’s buy another one! I hope I only buy one crab and the shopkeeper will sell it~]

Yoshiyuki: [If it’s not a specialized pet crab, it’s basically impossible. 】

Asakura: [Then I have to raise a few more... maybe we can make them give birth to many, many small crabs, and eventually become a big crab farmer!]

Yoshiyuki: [I think even if the eldest lady learns advanced mathematics, this is impossible! 】

Erina: [What do you mean, servant! Are you saying that I can’t learn advanced mathematics?!]

Yoshiyuki:【That's right!】

Yoshiyuki: [If the eldest lady disagrees, can you prove it to me? If you learn all the advanced math, I will wear women’s clothes!]

Qianai:【!!!】

Asakura: [Nani?! (white-haired lolita expression with shining eyes)]

Asakura: [We can take screenshots! Don’t try to cheat!]

Erina: [Hmph, it doesn’t matter whether you take a screenshot or not! I don’t want to learn such troublesome things!]

Asakura:【Hey~why!】

Asakura: [We are so disappointed! It’s not easy to have such an opportunity! 】

Qian Ai: [That’s right! It’s rare that this is Yixing’s initiative~]

Qianai: [Anyway, I really want to watch it! Yitian, please work hard~]

Erina: [I don’t want to! How can I learn everything that is so difficult as high school mathematics! What a joke!]

Yoshiyuki: [But don’t you want to see my women’s clothes, Miss? 】

Erina: [Are you kidding? How could you not want to watch it! But how can this temptation support me in learning such a difficult thing! 】

Erina: [Yoshiyuki, you must have made such a request just because you knew I would never agree to it! How disdainful! If you are really sincere about women's clothing, wear it right away! 】

Yoshiyuki:【How is that possible!】
Chapter completed!
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