Chapter Thirty-One: Na Na Na Na Na
Erina's cuteness is not surprising.
However, she finds anything round and round to be cute.
Even a bunch of fish balls will be found super cute by her.
Therefore, when it comes to these two fat white ghosts, they may not be in the category that ordinary people would find cute. After all, they don’t even have faces, so their actual appearance may be very scary.
Yi Xing imagined their appearance and suddenly felt a chill.
Maybe it's because I'm scaring myself, and it's purely because my brain's imagination creates a sense of fear.
But in fact, even scary ghosts that can scare ordinary people into cardiopulmonary arrest are nothing special in Erina's eyes.
In her opinion, these things are just invisible to ordinary people and are not much different from microorganisms.
Therefore, as long as it is not hostile, unless it looks too scary or appears suddenly to perform a "jump scare", it will be difficult to arouse any fear in the lady. It is normal for its expression to have no fluctuations.
Therefore, if there is a ghost who enjoys being scared, he will probably be very disappointed if he sees her bland reaction.
"Miss, are they just eating white rice?"
In order not to disturb them, Yi Xing asked in a low voice to the eldest lady who was leaning on his arms.
"Hmm. It's so round. I probably died from eating too much rice in my last life." She said this in a low voice at first, then suddenly paused and said again: "Huh? No, they brought out the side dishes again.
Come and eat, and it’s a croquette.”
"Obviously it looks like a ghost from the ancients, but the taste is really modern enough." Yoshiyuki said this and decided: "Miss, how about I make you a croquette tonight?"
"Oh! That's great!" Erina said enthusiastically: "If you want to add more meat to it! Just use the Kobe beef you bought yesterday!"
Croquettes do not contain cola.
It is a popular home-cooked dish in Japan, originating from an import from France.
The Japanese have modified the method according to their taste, and now the standard way to make this dish is to add fried onions and minced meat to mashed potatoes, then shape it into an oval pancake and fry it.
Logically speaking, minced meat is made from a mixture of beef and pork.
However, the eldest lady was very extravagant about using pure beef, and also named the extremely expensive Kobe beef.
Only people who are rich and don't know much about food can say this.
You know, what they buy is the highest grade A5 grade Kobe beef, which costs 25,000 yen per kilogram.
Most people would never dare to neglect Kobe beef at this price, and would definitely enjoy it in the safest way.
Yoshiyuki didn't bother to complain about why Erina had such a picky tongue but didn't want to put more thought into food, so he just said this.
"Miss, it's such a waste to use Kobe beef to make ground meat. The taste of the dishes will not be any better than that of ordinary beef."
"Then you make the decision yourself! Anyway, I just want to eat."
Erina actually seemed very proud as she said this.
At this point, Yoshiyuki was already planning to ask her if she could run again.
However, a man and a woman walking not far away attracted his attention again.
The woman held the man's hand and said shyly.
"Honey, shall we go over there to have a lunch? I made you a specialty croquette!"
The man looked at her with a doting look on his face, smiled so hard that his jaw dropped, and said this.
"Wow, that's great! Wife, you are so kind and you understand me so well! I like to eat croquettes the most!"
"Husband~"
"Wife~"
"Honey, give me a kiss!"
"Hey? You want it again? Didn't you just..."
"Honey, do you not love me anymore?"
Having said this, it seems a bit embarrassing not to kiss.
So the man looked around sheepishly and found that both Erina and Yoshiyuki were pretending to look at the scenery. He seized the opportunity and immediately kissed his wife.
"Hey." Erina, who was not afraid of ghosts, saw this scene out of the corner of her eye and couldn't help but shudder. She was so frightened that she immediately hugged Dango with one hand and hugged Yoshiyuki tightly with the other: "Yoshiyuki, look at those two people.
It’s disgusting. It’s greasy and crooked.”
"It's easy for newlyweds to be like this."
Yi Xing hugged his master and touched her head to reassure her.
"Hey, why do you always touch my head when I'm scared, Yi Xing?"
"Well, this is because..." When Yi Xing said this, he was speechless for a moment.
"Hey, don't just tell half of the story! Why?"
"Well……"
"Na na, na na na, na na na na."
Yi Xing knew it and had to explain.
Because the eldest lady has fallen into the "I'm very curious" mode like Chitanda Eru, turning into a suona spirit. If you don't give her an answer, she will continue to do it and annoy you to death.
However, Chitanda is not annoying, and has a somewhat pure and astringent emotion.
Erina, on the other hand, deliberately repeated "Na" endlessly just to annoy Yoshiyuki to death.
To be honest, what Yi Xing was thinking about was the Chinese proverb "If you touch the fur, you won't be scared."
But he couldn't say this in Japanese, so he decided to change it to something with the same core idea.
"Miss, have you heard of Samoyed?" He smiled softly, touched the head of the eldest daughter again, and said.
"I've heard that it's a dog. What's wrong?"
"If the Samoyed is frightened, he will get better quickly if he is touched on the head. The same goes for the eldest lady."
"Oh..." When Erina heard this, her mind was a little confused for a while.
But soon, she became so angry that she hit Yi Xing on the chest with a dumpling.
"Hey, you scumbag servant how dare you call me a dog! What do you mean!"
"Miss, I was wronged!" Yoshiyuki said with a very aggrieved look: "I am complimenting you with this comparison! After all, miss, you and the Samoyed have so much in common!"
"For example? Tell me quickly, if you don't tell me, I will punish you for practicing sword practice behind my back!"
"For example, Miss, you have white hair and your skin is also very white. Are Samoyeds also white? And you are both very cute."
"Oh...oh." After hearing this, Erina's mind was a little overwhelmed, so she said confused and hesitantly: "Is that so?"
"That's it, Miss. You can always trust me." Yi Xing quickly changed the subject: "Ah, look at those two people!"
At this time, the young couple lovingly walked to the bench where the two fat white men were sitting, and sat down too.
Then, Yoshiyuki heard Erina burst into laughter in front of him.
Presumably in her eyes, this is like a bug in the world and a broken game model.
Both the human and the fat man overlap.
Yi Xing couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
Chapter completed!