Chapter 194: It's all superstition
"Miss, can you shut up?" Yi Xing complained: "Don't say such harmful things!"
"How could I mean that!" Erina defended plausibly: "I just wanted to raise a possibility!"
"Isn't that called a bad luck! The crow's mouth! Miss, read the air!"
"It doesn't matter. Even if I do it again, I won't die! My life creed is that nothing matters except death."
Although Kodera Makiko said this, she still sighed.
"Anyway, every time I think that today is unlucky enough and bad luck will definitely not happen again, my hope will be in vain! So I just don't have any expectations."
"I see! We understand it very well." Asakura habitually pulled the scarf around his neck and smiled: "For example, when we were training, we didn't know in advance what specific projects there were. So we all imagined what we should do today.
It’s because I have no food! This way, even if I’m really hungry, I won’t be very sad.”
"Ah, this... is so tragic." Yoshiyuki wanted to complain after hearing this, but he didn't know where to start, so he could only continue to make suggestions like this: "Xiaodera, have you considered visiting a shrine to pray for good fortune?"
"It's useless. No matter what god or guardian I ask for, it's useless! Even when I go to any shrine to draw lots, it's almost always a bad luck! Occasionally, you can only draw bad luck when you're very lucky."
Does bad luck actually count as good luck?!
Yi Xing felt so miserable after hearing this, but he also wanted to laugh.
However, it was impolite to laugh, so he forced himself to stop.
After all, holding back laughter is also a part of spiritual practice - I'm not joking, I just said this to Hong Zhen.
He said that as the guardian of the underworld witch, she had to meet many important people and attend various important occasions.
So even if you see something funny, you have to be able to hold back your laughter, so that you don't fail.
Servants of the Yida family must be trained to endure laughter, but for Maekawa Yoshiyuki, who is not under the jurisdiction of the Yida family but only directly under Erina, this training must be more severe, and can even be said to be cruel.
When Yi Xing heard this, he had already realized something.
He was mentally prepared to be tortured with all kinds of tickling torture!
However, the special training his master gave him was to watch funny videos on Station N and YouTube. Especially the type that challenged him to watch X minutes without laughing. He had to watch it for half an hour without laughing. After laughing once, he would start again.
Who can stand this?!
Of course, this training is quite effective. Yi Xing's ability to tolerate laughter has been greatly improved.
It was even invincible for a period of time.
However, after the special training, the training effect gradually disappeared. Now his ability to tolerate laughter is at most a trained level, and he can basically keep from laughing in situations where he shouldn't laugh.
Unless it's too funny and I can't help it.
"Uh, are the lottery results so outrageous... That means these lottery results are very accurate." Yoshiyuki coughed and continued to ask Xiang Xiaodera: "Then have you tried following the transfer strategy on the lottery ticket?
Do it? Maybe it will work."
"I've tried it, but I don't know if it works!" Kodera Makiko cried, her face as desperate as a chef who had just listened to the My Little Pony theme song sung by Shimamura Akemi: "Even if
There are a little less unlucky things, but I am still unlucky!"
Hearing what she said, Yi Xing remembered that his lucky sign said...
The latest lucky item is a cat's claw.
This made his heart surge.
Because he had already been fully exposed to it last night!
But instead of touching real cat paws, it’s the lady’s cat paw socks!
Those are the kind of socks with cute anime cat paw patterns printed on the soles of the feet!
For Yi Xing, it has the miraculous effect of double critical hits and ignoring defense!
The so-called good fortune may be referring to this! I am so lucky to have this experience not long after we started living together!
While he cheered "Okay" in his heart, he also wanted to describe the plot in detail in his mind in no less than 12,000 words, and write a novel as a souvenir.
However, if you think about it carefully, what is the point of writing such a shameless thing into a novel?
It would be too shameful if someone else saw it, so it was better to just think about it in my heart.
Yoshiyuki always feels that cat claw socks are one of the greatest inventions in human history.
I really understand that feeling.
Especially the way the eldest lady imitates a cat's milk.
Really, all she needs is the elastic animal ears to make her a cat lady.
As long as he recalled this for a moment, he would feel that he was still hungry and would swallow his saliva.
Perhaps, we should use the suggestion written on the God's signature as an excuse to ask the eldest lady to come more often?
If you can, that would be really cool!
Of course, when thinking about this, Yoshiyuki also thought about the big bad card that Erina drew.
It was difficult for him not to feel uneasy because of this, so he could only remind himself this way - the eldest lady is not as troubled by bad luck as Kodera Makiko, so the lot drawn may not be effective.
If you think everything written on the signature is correct, then you are superstitious!
Of course, the exception is when you get a good draw.
In that case, Yi Xing firmly believed that good luck would come.
In fact, even if misfortune does come, Yi Xing is confident that he can stop the threat in front of the eldest lady.
Never let her get hurt at all.
At this time, Kodera Makiko spoke again.
She looked at Asakura Sachiko and said this.
"By the way, Maekawa and Yida are in the same class. I know them...but I haven't asked your name yet!"
"Our name is Yukikaze Maru, and this is Kodera Makiko? Makiko-chan, come say hello!"
"Woof!"
"What a polite and good boy!"
"Woof woof!"
"Hey, the name is wrong!" Yi Xing couldn't help shouting: "Be more serious!"
"Don't complain about me so early. At least you can wait until Kodera-san greets me and then expose it! Maekawa-chan, are you going to follow the routine?"
"I'm a man! Say it again, I'm a man!"
"Ah? Isn't this natural?" Makiko Kodera looked at Asakura with a strange look, and then at Yoshiyuki: "Maekawa, you look like a boy right away?"
"Look! Finally there is someone who can see through the truth!" Yoshiyuki held Kodera's hand gratefully, as if he had found a like-minded comrade: "Come on, Kodera! Tell them that I don't look like a boy at all!"
"Ah, I can't really tell you what you look like. But if you wear DK clothes, you must be a boy, right?"
Yi Xing fell into silence.
Then, he silently let go of his hand.
Although what she said is basically true, she really shouldn't have expectations for this guy.
After all, if you only rely on school uniforms to judge men and women, then when he wears women's clothes, or even Erina changes the file to female through the back door, then Kodera will think that he is a girl!
Chapter completed!