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Chapter 1010: Prescription

 Makiko Kodera who just woke up: [emoticon of the red-haired loli being shocked]

Makiko: [Are you okay? Is it serious?!]

Zuo Zhizi: [(Voice) Wuwuwu, it hurts so much, meow, we can’t even type, meow!]

Nao: [It feels really serious, and I feel like Celia when I speak, nya.]

Yoshiyuki: [Aren’t you like this too, meow?!]

Xiao Ji:【Meow】

Saye: [The rabbit-eared girl’s embarrassed expression]

Zuo Zhizi:【(Voice) Damn it!!】

Zuo Zhizi: [(Voice) We are not clean anymore... We are a woman with dermatitis and hemorrhoids! Wuwuwu...]

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Erina:【(Voice) Hahahahaha!】

Zuo Zhizi: [(Voice) Don’t laugh at us! Woo hoo hoo...]

Zuo Zhizi: [(Voice) Yi Xing, please put less chili pepper in the curry rice at noon, we don’t want to eat spicy food anymore...]

Yi Xing:【???】

Yoshiyuki: [You’re dreaming! Who said you’re going to make curry rice? 】

Zuo Zhizi: [(Voice) We want to eat...]

Zuo Zhizi: [(Voice) You see how pitiful we are, how can you bear not to make curry rice for us...]

Makiko: [Well, Yoshiyuki, just do a little for her... okay? 】

Nao: [Hmm, that sounds so pitiful. I must have been bleeding heavily that night, just like my aunt had a leak... Just fulfill Saichiko’s wish before she died, right? 】

Yoshiyuki: [Well, that’s not impossible to say...]

Zuo Zhizi: [Hey! I didn’t bleed so much!!]

Nao: [Loli crying expression]

Nao: [Saichiko, it was so tragic that he died of bleeding hemorrhoids at such a young age...]

Zuo Zhizi: [What are you doing! We already told you it’s not that serious!!]





Zuo Zhizi came not long after.

She was lying on the sofa watching anime, moaning and complaining that it hurt.

Rita: "Um, Miss Asakura... how about you take some painkillers?"

Zuo Zhizi: "Oh, it feels so weird when a girl who looks like Erina calls me Asakura... We're not in the nostalgic server!"

Zuo Zhizi: "Just call us Zuo Zhizi."

Rita: "Oh, okay, Zuozhizi... I have a magic potion here. Do you want to drink a bottle? All the pain and other things will fly away."

Zuo Zhizi: "It's so good! We want to drink it!"

Rita: "Wait while I look for it...here!"

She dug out a bottle of green magic potion from her bag.

It looks like a crystal bottle. It is quite sturdy and will not break into pieces in the bag if it is bumped.

Zhizi Zuo: "Wow...it looks so luxurious!"

Zuo Zhizi: "Then I'll drink it - Gudong Gudong...cough, cough!

Zuo Zhizi: "It's so bitter! It's as bitter as moss!! What's this!"

Rita: "Hey, I made it myself. The formula does contain moss... Saichiko's tongue is very sensitive."

Zuo Zhizi: "After all, we actually ate moss during the special ninja training so as not to starve..."

Yoshiyuki: "???"

Yoshiyuki: “Is that food edible?!”

Zuo Zhizi: "Well, it's the lichen type. Deer like to eat it, and humans can barely use it to satisfy their hunger..."

Celia: "That's too forced, meow..."

Yukikaze Maru: "Wow!"

Zuo Zhizi: "Yes, yes, it's time to apply the medicine again..."

Zuo Zhizi: "Ugh, the doctor sister gave us those bullet-like suppositories and asked us to put them into the dermatitis."

Zuo Zhizi: "Yi Xing came to help us apply the medicine..."

Yoshiyuki: "Well, don't you know how to stuff yourself?"

Zuo Zhizi: "We, we don't dare to stuff it ourselves..."

Erina: "Hey, ninjas are still afraid of this?"

Erina: "Isn't getting used to stuffing things a part of spiritual practice?"

Zuo Zhizi: “I don’t have that kind of practice!!”

Zuo Zhizi: "Yi Xing is here to help us~"

Yoshiyuki: "Uh... okay. Give me the medicine."

So, under a burst of howling ghosts and wolves, Yoshiyuki finally succeeded in filling Zuo Zhizi with a hemorrhoid suppository!

Zhizi Zuo: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, it still hurts! I obviously drank painkillers!"

Zuo Zhizi: "Hey, Rita! That thing is useless!"

Rita: "Well...it seems to be really painful...the effectiveness of painkillers has its limits."

Zuo Zhizi: "Damn it!! We... we will never eat chili peppers again!! Wuwuwu..."

Zuo Zhizi: [Crying in Yoshiyuki’s arms, while Ji-chan was lying on the ground and playing with the scarf]

Yoshiyuki: "Okay, okay, it's just the hemorrhoids that hurt a little bit. Don't be like a child..."

Zuo Zhizi: "This is not a simple problem of dermatitis and pain!! It's that our self-esteem as a beautiful girl has been severely damaged!!"

Zuo Zhizi: "Our heart hurts so much! Woo hoo hoo... I'm too embarrassed to see anyone anymore!! I'm so shy!!"

Yoshiyuki: "Okay, okay, there's nothing to be shy about."

Yoshiyuki: "It's quite normal to have hemorrhoids."

Zuo Zhizi: [Crying, no response, just putting his head into Yi Xing’s arms]

Looking at the cute and pitiful little white-haired girl wearing a dog paw scarf in his arms, Yi Xing was extremely cute.

For a moment, he even had sinful and special thoughts. At the moment when the fantasy ended, Yoshiyuki further felt guilty towards Erina.

Sorry, Miss!!
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