Chapter 118 The love of Neptune is out of reach
Li Si stared at Yue Hai's eyes for a long time and found that he really didn't know. So she thought for a while and said, "This woman named Yuan Danqing is a 'fighter agent'. Recently, we are investigating the case in the underground Colosseum, and someone under her was summoned.
This woman brought her lawyer to our bureau every few days and made a fuss. Yesterday, she threw her phone in our bureau. When she checked her phone, I glanced at her and there was a photo of you in the bar. Do you really have no impression of it?"
Yue Hai thought for a long time, finally shook his head and said, "What do you want me to say?
Just take a photo. I am a superstar in the bar street in District E. I have so many people looking for me to take a photo. How can I know everyone?"
After hearing this, Li Si looked at Yue Hai with contempt and said, "Will you take a photo with someone you don't know, put your hands on someone's butt?"
Yue Hai naturally spread his hands and said, "You may not believe it. Sometimes it is really not my initiative. We are not the kind of despicable person..."
Li Si looked at Yue Hai for a long time, and finally snorted with contempt and said, "Just just mess around. There are good women in the bar street. Why didn't I see you pick you up at home? Just get along with some mischievous women, and sooner or later you will be in a mess."
Yue Hai waved his hand indifferently and said, "Good women are hot potatoes, and married women are even more intestinal poisons. I like those single women who are independent, proud and strong.
Two imperfect but straightforward souls, because they desire comfort, bravely cross the high walls of the world and seek short-term joy. Afterwards, they will naturally be far away from the world and the world to take care of each other.
Even if I go on a date, I am doing charity. I am doing good deeds…”
Li Si was stuck in her throat by an old trough. After holding it in for a long time, she finally kicked Yue Hai hard on the leg, scolded the "scumbag", and then turned around and found the somewhat anxious Jasmine who was waiting, and entered the room and asked her to take a shower in the bathroom of her bedroom.
After Li Si left, Jin Can and Li Wei, who had been eavesdropping around, came over...
Master Jin looked at Yue Hai with his idol's eyes and said, "Brother Hai, where do you usually go to play? Can you take me with you?
Don't worry, I pay the bill, I also have an 'imperfect but straightforward soul'..."
Yue Hai looked at Jin Can with contempt and said, "Our needs are not the same way. You should just coax those little girls who have just graduated from college."
As he said that, Yue Hai glanced at Li Wei who was listening with his ears, and slapped and scolded him hard: "What are you trying to eavesdrop? Are the hairs growing?"
Li Wei was beaten to hold her head and said aggrievedly: "You taught me how to pick up girls just now..."
Yue Hai looked at Li Wei like a fool and said, "Is that teaching you to pick up girls? It's teaching you how to find a sincere and innocent love so that you can leave no regrets in your high school life.
You have to say goodbye to the age of being able to catch girls even if you have five dollars. If you have the chance, try not to miss it.
Regardless of whether it is good or bad, try all the ups and downs when you don’t have money. These are all beautiful memories when you grow up."
As he said that, Yue Hai thought about it, and said, "Hey? What does the girl next door look like? Please introduce me to me and I will check it out for you."
Li Wei lowered her head awkwardly after hearing this, saying, "I just moved in not long ago, and I haven't had time to get to know her..."
As he said that, Li Wei looked up and saw Jin Can and Yue Hai with contemptuous eyes. He said a little dissatisfied: "But I've asked about it all. I don't know the sister next door, but my sister is a second-year high school student in our school, and she is also the school beauty."
Jin Can patted Li Wei's shoulder sympathetically and said in a tone of an experienced person: "Don't hold on, they are all school beauties, do you still have to go and inquire to find out?
I will take you to visit next door later. The most important thing in picking up girls is to have thick skin, otherwise I will only be a spare tire in the end.
Brother Can, I am a veteran. You see, you have a good relationship. This kind of thing is for me..."
Yue Hai looked at Li Wei who was a little moved and said with a little funny look: "You are a young boy, don't learn these bad tricks...
You are still young, and the best way to attract the attention of girls at this stage is to show your excellence. The girl who will be attracted by your excellence is worth your energy to get along with.
Most of the girls who are pestering and beating will eventually become torture tools that torture themselves.
You, instead of drooling at others, you might as well practice your skills to impress the other person with your excellence.”
Li Wei sighed a little discouraged and said, "After all I can do is to practice qigong~"
Yue Hai looked at Li Wei with his eyes squinted and said, "Nonsense, if you are a waste, which school belle would you look at you more?"
You can't take out a 50-yuan chicken in your pocket. Why do you want to pick up girls if you don't practice? With your ribs, or the acne on your face?"
Li Wei was bombarded with poisonous tongues by Yue Hai. When he passed by the living room, he bumped into Da Yuexun who had just finished taking a shower. Then, under Da Yuexun's strange gaze, he wailed and hid in his room.
Yuanbao took the feather duster and led two fat dogs, sneaking behind the big mantis, trying to tease the newcomer.
What disappointed Yuanbao a little was that this guy acted like a statue and seemed not to be afraid of itchy at all.
The disappointed Yuanbao turned to the front of the big mantis, held its slender legs and jumped hard twice to touch the majestic sword of the mantis.
The big mantis, who did not dare to make any moves, drooped his big knife in grievance under the roar of "Black Bean".
Seeing Yuanbao pushing the joints of the big mantis as if he wanted to play a few times, Yue Hai walked over and grabbed Yuanbao's neck and beat her on the butt twice, and said, "This is your sister Xiaoxun's animal companion, you can't use it as a toy.
If you want to know how powerful it is, just stare at your uncle and ask him to find it to practice regularly every day."
As he said that, Yue Hai looked at the silly Yuanbao with a serious face and said, "Coach Yuanbao, I'll ask you for Li Wei's training in the future!"
After saying that, Yue Hai looked around and found a small whistle from Yuanbao's toy and hung it solemnly around Yuanbao's neck. Then he nodded solemnly and said, "Please, Yuanbao coach!"
After hearing this, Yuanbao nodded seriously as if he was a rewarded person, with his small breasts and his little nose and his expression on his face, then laughed out loud and plunged into his uncle's arms.
Jin Can looked around enviously. Everyone in this courtyard was natural and vivid. Everyone's face was filled with a happy look. Compared to the cold big house he lives in now and the smiles printed in the mold, Jin Can felt that only this place had the taste of life...
While Yue Hai was having fun with Yuanbao, Lin Shaoqing came over and said helplessly: "Brother, where is that 'demon spirit' placed? This is the only place in our house, and it is not suitable for anyone to put on the bed."
When Yue Hai heard this, he patted his head and said, "I almost forgot about him. You find a box to put him in, and I will deal with it later..."
Yue Hai said something a little vaguely, but Lin Shaoqing looked at Jin Can, who was wandering around, and then he understood.
After nodding to show that she knew, Lin Shaoqing hesitated and said, "Chen Ting called me just now. She knew that we were back and wanted to visit her. Now there are a lot of family members. Should we prepare early?"
Looking at Lin Shaoqing with a desperate housewife on his face, Yue Hai sighed a long sigh.
There are only two men who can cook at home. Li Si and Li Wei can cook everything, but they are only at the level of making it mature. Dayuexun is a housekeeper, Dana is a fighting woman, Jin Can and Moli are the eldest young master and the eldest young lady, and in the end, only Lin Shaoqing and Yue Hai are able to cook and entertain guests...
A few days ago, Yue Hai, who was still ten thousand, rubbed his temples and sighed, saying, "Let Xiao Wei buy some vegetables and come back. I will prepare some barbecue ingredients. You are responsible for making the fire.
Chen Ting must have come to give us commissions, and it would be too rude not to entertain her for a meal."
As he said that, Yue Hai looked at Lin Shaoqing with his eyes squinted, and said, "What kind of wife are you looking for? You can't even cook..."
Lin Shaoqing couldn't remind Yue Hai that his waste wife was also his girl. He ran into Li Wei's room and pulled out the stimulated young man, and gave him some money to run errands and buy vegetables. Then the former young master accepted his fate and took out charcoal from the corner of the yard, then found a grill to start a fire.
When there are many people, it is best to eat hot pot or barbecue. This form can save a lot of time and energy, and it is not rude to use it to entertain guests as long as it is suitable for drinking.
Yue Hai stood up and sent the ingot to play. After he walked to the kitchen, he took out large pieces of wild game from his bracelet and stuffed the refrigerator. He chose a piece of beef produced by the Iron Army Ranch, cut it into dozens of pieces of palm-sized slices, and then threw them into a large basin, sprinkled black pepper and fine salt and began to rub it hard.
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When Yue Hai and the others were busy, a girl in the yard next door walked into a room with a basin of water.
On the bed in the room was a woman covered in scars. As a triangular instrument that was close to her skin kept flashing, she closed her eyes and seemed to be experiencing something terrible.
The girl took a towel and wiped the sweat from the scarred woman's body, then looked at a tablet computer with data flowing around her, as if she could see some terrible battles from it.
More than ten minutes later, the scarred woman on the bed suddenly sat up like a drowning person, grabbed her neck and gasped for a long time before she calmed down.
The girl watched the data flow slow down in the computer, and she held the scarred woman's hand and said, "Sister Musang, how are you?"
The scared woman closed her eyes and gasped for a few times, completely adjusting her breath and said, "Xiao Xin, I'm fine. My biochemical beast has thrown away those pursuers."
After hearing this, the girl covered her chest with glory, looked at Musang with anticipation and said, "Have you found my grandfather's trace?"
The scar girl Mu Sang shook her head and said, "No, my biochemical beast will be noticed as long as she walks on the ground. I encountered some trouble in Area B. The biochemical beast was injured a little, and my grandfather's smell was completely lost..."
The girl said anxiously after hearing this, "What should we do? Will my grandfather?"
Mu Sang shook his head helplessly and said, "If it really doesn't work, just call the police. The next door Li Si saw the person who kidnapped his grandfather that day. She is a policeman, and you should ask her for help."
Chapter completed!