Shameless special
Bad friends! A bunch of bad friends!
Now, it was definitely impossible to run away. Reluctantly, Lin Feng walked out with an angry look on his face.
"Master Feng, how are you? Does your stomach still hurt? I heard that Mrs. Jin has special skills in acupuncture. Do you want to try it? It will also open our eyes." Li Zekai said with a face full of ridicule.
Want to run? No way!
As the saying goes, brothers share hardships and share blessings. For no reason, they were all scolded by Mrs. Jin, except you, Lin Feng.
"Ah ha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Grandma Jin, look at me, I'm not shy, I don't pay attention to the occasion at all. I'm sorry for the rudeness just now!" Lin Feng rolled his eyes at Li Zekai and the others.
, returned to the dining table with a haha.
Grandma Jin? Li Zekai and the three of them stared at each other. This kid is really shameless. Although Mr. Jin is senior enough to be considered Grandpa Lin Feng, he and Lin Feng have known each other for years, and they are even friends with each other. This is not normal.
I have never seen Lin Feng be so polite and respectful. Now is great. All of a sudden, I have become Grandma Jin.
Shameless!
"Xiao Lin, it's not me." Mrs. Jin changed Lin Feng's bowl of hot rice.
"Grandma Jin, you see, after you have worked so hard all day, we guys are just messing around and not giving you a helping hand. Come on, let me rub your shoulders!" Lin Feng warmly gave it to Jin.
The lady rubbed her shoulders and back.
Flattery! Li Zekai and the other two cursed secretly.
"Also, you guys, have you finished eating? After you finish eating, hurry up and put away the dishes. Is it possible that Grandma Jin has to clean up all this? Hurry up, hurry up!" Lin Feng scolded and prepared to watch.
The three actors in the play are Li Zekai.
Drink! Li Zekai and the others suddenly felt unhappy. This guy actually showed off his power.
"Grandma Jin, look, do you feel comfortable? How's my strength? I've been to Hua Shen for a few massages. The massage techniques are pretty good!" Lin Feng said with a flattering look on his face.
"Well, not to mention, your massage is really comfortable, and it's not worse than those old Chinese medicine practitioners!" Mrs. Jin said with a look of appreciation.
This massage is the specialty of Chinese medicine. Although Western medicine also has massage, its techniques are completely incomparable with Chinese medicine. After all, Western medicine does not understand acupoints. In this regard, Chinese medicine surpasses Western medicine by several galaxies.
"Hey, you three, why are you still not listening to me? Do you want Grandma Jin to say something?" When Lin Feng saw that Li Zekai and the others didn't move, he immediately blew his beard and glared.
Drink! Okay! You can do it! Naturally, Li Zekai and the others did not dare to trouble Mrs. Jin to speak. After all, they were elders and were old. They and others came uninvited and were short-tongued, so they had to help.
"Master Feng, haven't you finished eating yet?" Li Zekai muttered.
"I can't eat anymore. I'm so angry with you. Of course, these leftovers are not good either. Pack them up for me and I'll take them back to eat!" Lin Feng ordered, "Hurry up and put away the dishes.
Mr. Jin and I will play another round of chess!"
Drink! Okay! You are good enough! The three of them cursed secretly again and began to put away the dishes in despair.
"You kid, you're so mouthy!" Jin Yong looked on in amusement.
"Grandma Jin, you see, your education to them is so right! These three guys are so incompetent. One of them has been in love for so many years and has been a childhood sweetheart, but he just won't marry. The other one is like a homosexual.
One of them is greedy for beauty. What three bastards! I think these three guys have been harmed by sensual dogs and horses. They should come here more often to receive your education. You should educate them well.
Lest they go out and harm other people's daughters!" Lin Feng massaged and buried Tai.
"Hey! Mr. Feng, do we have your sensuality? You've already married 16 people!" At this time, Li Zekai and the others quit, and they started to start a fight.
"What's wrong with me marrying 16 people? The key is that I married them. What about you? Are you married? Are you married? Are you married?" Lin Feng looked proud, "When I marry someone, I am responsible for them. What about you?
It’s just for fun! Don’t tell me that you are ready to get married. You are not ready yet. Since you are not ready yet, then don’t babble with me here!”
Phew! Let’s not mention the anger that the three of them are holding inside. This guy is such a bully.
"What, you're not convinced?! If you're not convinced, go back and marry me! If you dare to marry me, I will give you a big red envelope immediately. I will definitely be there for your wedding!" Lin Feng chuckled.
"Okay! Mr. Feng, if you say that, then it's okay. Just wait!" Zheng Zhiheng was furious. This guy is so abominable. He is showing off his power here just because he is married.
They couldn't take this breath no matter what.
"Hi, Yan'er, let's get married!" Zheng Zhiheng's voice was slightly stiff and unnatural.
Excited screams came from the other end of the phone. Obviously, Zheng Zhiheng had made the other party wait for too long for the wedding. After all, Zheng Zhiheng is already quite old this year, and he is 28 years old. It is considered an age to start a family.
After hanging up the phone, Zheng Zhiheng took a long breath.
"Master Feng, this is what you said. I don't have any other requirements, just be the driver of the wedding car for me!" Zheng Zhiheng said jokingly, "How about it, our Master Feng still has trouble keeping up with his words?"
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"Hey, I'm just the driver of the wedding car, no problem. When you get married, I will definitely be your driver!!!" Lin Feng laughed loudly, then looked down at Mrs. Jin, "Grandma Jin, look, this meal
A marriage has been achieved, which is a great virtue!"
Mrs. Jin smiled helplessly. Although she educated the three of them, Li Zekai, she had no intention of forcing them to get married. She just felt that these young people had been in the limelight in recent years, but they also needed to take responsibility for emotional issues.
Be responsible and don't be too free and easy.
As a result, Lin Feng made a fuss and was forced to get married.
But it's okay, at least one is settled.
"Grandma Jin, look, it's getting late now, so you should have a good rest. Leave the rest to us!" Lin Feng asked flatteringly.
Mrs. Jin is indeed a little tired. She is really tired after working all morning. Although there are only four vegetarian dishes, they are extremely delicate and naturally consume a lot of energy.
"Okay, I'm going to rest." Mrs. Jin also left accompanied by Jin Yong.
After Lin Feng waited for the two elders to go away, he winked at Li Zekai and the others, with a proud look on his face.
How can you be proud if you are not scolded by the elders?
"Shameless!" The three of them raised their middle fingers towards Lin Feng.
Lin Feng didn't care at all. As long as he got an advantage, the rest, he didn't care, he didn't care!
Lin Feng was so shameless that even if he splashed water, the three of them could do nothing.
"How to cultivate this internal power?" The three of them looked excited.
"Hehe, well, I have a set of breathing and breathing techniques that you should learn first. I also have a set of boxing techniques that you should practice first. After practicing for a year, Zheng Zha will be responsible for coming to take the assessment. If you pass the test, he will teach you
How to cultivate internal strength. However, as I said before, the cultivation of internal strength requires not only hard work, but talent is also extremely important. You may not necessarily be able to practice it. So, you'd better be mentally prepared!" Lin Feng took precautions in advance.
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"We know this! If this thing was easy to practice, it would be all over the streets long ago. But if we have the opportunity to practice, we will be satisfied!" The three of them are naturally not ordinary people, and these problems can be solved at once.
Later, Zheng Zha taught Li Zekai and three others a revised breathing and breathing technique and a set of boxing techniques in Jin Yong's villa.
Normally, if you practice since childhood, as long as you work hard enough and have good talent, the possibility of eventually possessing internal strength should be more than 20%. However, when you practice at Li Zekai's age, the possibility is only one percent. Even
Probably lower.
Of course, there is definitely no harm in practicing it, and there is always some effect in extending life.
Naturally, no one bothered Jin Yong again in the afternoon. After all, he was old, so it was okay to visit him occasionally. If you want to disturb him for a whole day, it would be too much for the two old bodies.
"Zhiheng, I will do what I promised you. When do you get engaged, I will hold a bachelor party for you and then be your driver! I am still busy, so I will leave first!" Lin Feng promised, "
But Richard, I won’t say anything about you. Anyway, no matter what you do, we are brothers and will support you, but you don’t have to drag it all the time. As a man, you should break it off!"
"I understand!" Li Zekai nodded, with a look of relief on his face.
In this matter, he is indeed a bit of a loser, because he really doesn't want to get married now. Although marriage has many benefits, it also comes with many constraints. And the so-called companionship and care, in fact, when it comes to Li Zekai
At this point, there will definitely be no shortage of people around you to care about and flatter you.
As for companionship, you can change a dozen women every day. Of course, it is unlikely that these women will be as caring, caring, and devoted to you as your wife. But the world is fair, and marrying a wife means that everyone
Such trouble. He doesn't want such trouble yet.
For him, life is short. It’s better to enjoy yourself in the moment!
"As for Xiaotangtang, I'm sorry, I have to spend some time on you this time. I'll let you know immediately when the show is ready!" Lin Fengxiao said, "Don't worry, I will give you special treatment for your guilt. Once the show is completed,
Immediately send you a flying saucer that can go to the moon!"
Envy! At this moment, Li Zekai and Zheng Zhiheng were filled with endless envy. Of course, it was not enough to be jealous. After all, we are all brothers. Now the supply of goods is tight, and Lin Feng has consumed Tang Jiacheng again, so he will naturally make some compensation. This is normal.
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What's more, once Lin Feng has a supply of goods, will there be any shortage of them?
Lin Feng left.
The three people here looked at each other.
"Have you really decided to get married?" Li Zekai asked, "It's great to be single, why get married so early!"
"Hey, Richard, are you trying to persuade Brother Zhiheng to break off the engagement? What's wrong with getting married! I still want to get married!" Tang Jiacheng yelled.
Chapter completed!