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Chapter 5969 Very simple

(In the past few days during Qingming Festival, I have been working as a driver every day. Hey! I will continue to be a driver tomorrow! So, there may only be 2 chapters in these two days! Just the day after tomorrow! Hey, there are holidays in China, and they are all a torment! Just me.

For funerals, it is purely for the living people to see. My previous thought was that my father’s ashes should be placed at home, and it would be great if I offered them every day!

As a result, the old man refused to let me say that it was unlucky! Hey, I don’t understand what is unlucky about kissing my father. Then, in my spare time, I often look up my father’s photos. This is better than visiting the grave.

I think it’s much more meaningful to burn paper and burn incense in front of you! Of course, people are in the world and can’t help themselves!)

"Explanation, what do you want to say? Aren't we eating hot pot and chatting?" Mr. Wen was about to dismiss Lin Feng with just one sentence.

Lin Feng chuckled.

"Chatting is gossip, but we can't really be like the common people and speak plainly here!" Lin Feng smiled, "There must be something changed!"

The two gentlemen pouted.

"How do you want to change?" the two gentlemen asked.

"It's very simple! From my point of view, the matter is really easy to solve!" Lin Feng chuckled, "It's really easy to solve!"

The two gentlemen frowned. Is it easy to solve? Are you talking nonsense? Is it as easy to solve as you say?

"Look, these three things are really easy to solve! The first one is that Chinese people make less money. The easiest thing to do is to raise wages directly! The minimum wage is now doubled. The minimum wage per capita must not be lower.

At 5,000 yuan!" Lin Feng chuckled, "That's all you can say! Right! Just file the next file, that's all!"

Pfft! The two gentlemen almost didn't take a sip of wine and sprayed Lin Feng's face. Is it as easy as you said? Are you making an international joke? Is this as easy as you said? If it's that simple, that's fine. Then

They directly enacted a minimum wage of 10,000. This involves the redistribution of resources, the profitability of all walks of life, and the entire national economy. This is no joke.

"The second problem can be easily solved. Aren't the Chinese people under a lot of pressure? That's simple. Enact laws and continue to encourage late marriage and late childbearing. Then relax restrictions on school districts, liberalize school quotas, and liberalize everything. That'll be great! Then

There’s no pressure anymore!” Lin Feng shrugged.

Poof! At this moment, the two gentlemen sprayed a sip of wine directly at Lin Feng.

Lin Feng reacted directly and dodged sideways.

"Hey hey hey! You two, you can't do this, I don't like men! I'm not a guy!" Lin Feng shook his finger at the two gentlemen.

The two gentlemen were immediately offended by Lin Feng's words. They coughed violently. Fortunately, the guards around him also knew that Lin Feng and the two gentlemen liked to joke, so they did not rush over. Otherwise, Lin Feng would have faced a terrible situation at this moment.

It's a group of Zhongnanhai bodyguards who are eyeing him.

"This is wrong of you! First of all, I see you two, you are not ready to agree. You find it very difficult! As far as I'm concerned, you two should face the difficulties and overcome them! This is how you have great courage.

A great man with a big heart!" Lin Feng's words almost killed the two gentlemen.

Are you so teasing?

"As for the second item, let me see. You two won't agree to it! Oh, I'm so disappointed! Really, it's all very simple! You two sign a red-headed document here and send it out, then

That's it! Such a simple thing!" Lin Feng shrugged, with a look of disappointment on his face.

The look in the two gentlemen's eyes could kill someone.

"Xiao Lin, if you continue to be so unkind, we will call security to chase you away!" Mr. Wen said fiercely.

This is too bullying! How can you talk like that? It’s Chinese New Year!

"Speak nicely!" Mr. Xi glared at Lin Feng.

"Hey, let's talk about the third thing. You two can definitely do it." Lin Feng slapped his hands and smiled. He became more energetic, "By the way. Where's the wine, where's the wine!" Lin Feng

Pointing at the empty wine glass.

Mr. Wen put the wine bottle down in front of Lin Feng angrily, "Pour it yourself!"

Lin Feng curled his lips.

"It's so boring! You're just bullying people!" Lin Feng looked aggrieved.

Phew! Bullying! Who is bullying whom! The two gentlemen are really going crazy at this moment. This guy Lin Feng is completely rude. How dare you say that!

"Hurry up and speak human language!" Mr. Wen's good temper was also rubbed away by Lin Feng.

"The third point is that we Chinese people have too little rest. This is really the best thing to solve. Don't say anything, just extend the rest! This should not be a big problem. There are only seven legal holidays in a year. It's really

There are too few!" Lin Feng shook his head.

The two gentlemen pondered. This point can indeed be added. They have had internal discussions before, but compared to other major national events, this small matter is really nothing.

"What's your opinion?" Mr. Wen asked.

"It's very simple. Just add a few more holidays to rest. We have so many holidays in China and we don't take any rest. Isn't it interesting? They are all talking about 'May 8th', Dragon Boat Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, and Spring Festival. Now we only have three days off for the Spring Festival, and the rest are

Not at all. Needless to say, the Dragon Boat Festival and the Mid-Autumn Festival must have a holiday! I think that the Dragon Boat Festival has two days! One day is definitely not enough! One day off means no holiday. And the Mid-Autumn Festival is more important than the Dragon Boat Festival, at least

It will take three days!" Lin Feng chuckled, "There is also the Chinese Valentine's Day, the Valentine's Day in the West, which is burning in the land of the motherland. We in China have to burn it! This one also needs a holiday! At least two days!"

"Wait!" Mr. Xi said.

"Chinese Valentine's Day is not Valentine's Day!" Mr. Xi corrected, "Chinese Valentine's Day, also known as Qiqiao Festival, Qiqiao Festival or Qijie's Birthday, started in the Han Dynasty and is a traditional cultural festival popular in China and other countries in the Chinese character cultural circle.

According to legend, women begged the Vega for wisdom in the courtyard on the night of July 7 or July 6 of the lunar calendar, so it was called "Qiqiao". It originated from the worship of nature and women begging for skills when threading needles, and was later given to the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, making it a legend.

One of the most romantic holidays.”

"Song Luoye and Jin Yingzhi's "Drunkard's Talk" said: "On the Chinese Valentine's Day, people buy and sell begging items in front of Panlou. From July 1st, the carriages and horses choked, and three days before the Chinese Valentine's Day, the carriages and horses were blocked and blocked one after another.

They can no longer come out and disperse at night." Here, from the grand occasion of purchasing begging items in the Qiqiao Market, we can infer the lively scene of the Qixi Begging Festival at that time. People began to buy begging items from the first day of July, and the Qiqiao Market

There are so many cars and people, and as the Chinese Valentine's Day approaches, the Qiqiao Market has become a sea of ​​people, making it difficult for cars and horses to move. Judging from the customs, it is no less than the most grand festival - the Spring Festival." Mr. Xi explained.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lin Feng affirmed, "But no matter what, things have changed now. Among the people, Qixi Festival is China's Valentine's Day! We must comply with public opinion! Don't be high-minded!"

Mr. Xi was speechless.

"Okay, what you said makes sense. But why do you need to rest for two days? This doesn't make sense! One day is not enough!" Mr. Wen frowned.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Lin Feng shook his head repeatedly, "My husband, you don't understand young people today! You said that on Valentine's Day, you should dress up early and look handsome.

If you are married, go on a date with the girl you love. Prepare a series of carefully prepared programs for her, whether it is watching a movie, going to the park, or whatever. After dinner, do you just go home at night?

How boring that is! How terrible that is for men! This day is in vain! You have to go to the hotel to book a room at the end, right? In this way, the day is perfect! You go to work the next day, don’t you think this is depressing?

Huh! It’s been two days, how interesting it is!” Lin Feng chuckled.

Mr. Wen was speechless. What a stupid reason! But if you think about it carefully, it still makes sense.

"There is also the Tomb-Sweeping Festival. This time of sweeping tombs and worshiping ancestors, we have to take a break! And this will take at least three days!" Lin Feng stretched out his finger, "Let's calculate it this way, three days of Tomb-Sweeping Day, two days of Dragon Boat Festival, and two days of Chinese Valentine's Day

, there are three days of Mid-Autumn Festival, three days of May Day, three days of National Day, this makes sixteen days! Not enough, still not enough!"

"There are still three days of Spring Festival! That's enough!" Mr. Xi reminded, "It's already nineteen days. It was only seven days before, so it's almost tripled!"

"Oh, yes, Spring Festival! You should also rest during the Lantern Festival! Well, I think it would be best to rest directly from the first day of the Lunar New Year to the Lantern Festival!" Lin Feng chuckled.

Poof! The two gentlemen sprayed another sip of wine directly at Lin Feng's face, one from the left and the other from the right, attacking from both sides.

This time, it was definitely intentional! Indeed, the two gentlemen were also annoyed by Lin Feng. They felt that these days were a bit too much, but you are lucky, the Spring Festival has changed from three days to fifteen days.

Aren't you just making trouble! If this happens, the country will inevitably cause trouble! You have rested for too long!

"Hey!" Lin Feng leaned back, used the "Bullet Time" move from "The Matrix", and dodged!

"You two, the words you say are like water being thrown out, spitting and nailing! This matter is settled!" Lin Feng chuckled.

Shocked! The two gentlemen almost wanted to throw the hot pot at Lin Feng. Are there any such a bastard like you?

Isn’t it nonsense that such a big matter is settled like this? How can it be such a child’s play!

You spit and nail each other, come here, we will spray you with saliva! The two gentlemen glared at Lin Feng.

"Hey, what's wrong with you guys? You have something to say, so don't spit!" Lin Feng yelled at Qu, "How can this be the case? Well, tell me how to rest! If you don't rest for these few days, then what will happen?

Sooner or later, the Chinese people will forget! In short, you must rest! No matter what, you must rest! At most, it would be better to take less days during the Spring Festival!"

The two gentlemen couldn't laugh or cry at this moment. Lin Feng is cheating again. You are the god of wind! The god of wind! How can you be reasonable?
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