Chapter 2229 Spit Stars
Chapter 2229 Spit Star
"Kill, kill these damn Oriental guys!"
"Da da da~~~"
"Boom~~~"
Lin Feng and his group fled from the Gulf of Aden in embarrassment. Behind them came bursts of fierce gunfire, and even the occasional sound of grenades exploding.
"Go, go!" Lin Feng fled in embarrassment to the "Wind God", and then the "Wind God" drove powerfully and sailed out of the Gulf of Aden. There was a burst of gunfire behind him, and the waves splashed everywhere.
Lin Feng encountered Somali pirates and escaped from the Gulf of Aden in embarrassment - this news appeared on the headlines of major newspapers around the world, and all media frantically reported this extremely hot news. Lin Feng, the flamboyant richest man in the world, has always been the only one to bully others, never
People bullied him, but he actually encountered pirates in Somalia, and was seized by the "Wind God", and almost escaped. This is really hilarious and interesting.
"Boss, these are the latest airdropped major newspapers from around the world." Mei Li handed the newspaper that had just been airdropped to Lin Feng, who was basking in the sun on the deck of the aircraft carrier.
"Hmm, um, not bad, he looks quite handsome in the photo!" Looking at his embarrassed appearance in the photo, Lin Feng not only wasn't annoyed, but was extremely satisfied.
"Liv, tell me, what do you think when you see this photo?" Lin Feng asked the queen.
"Boss, I feel relieved and happy. You know, you are really annoying sometimes. You like to break the rules too much and are too unruly. As your enemy, I really hate you." Liv.
explain.
"Hehe, that's good, that's good." Lin Feng put down the newspaper with satisfaction. This time, Lin Feng believed that even if the Americans didn't believe it at first, they would definitely believe it when newspapers around the world were reporting crazy reports. Of course, he wanted to
To make the Americans fully believe that they have suffered in the Gulf of Aden, this little drama alone is not enough.
"Meili, send me a verbal message saying that I want to sue the African Union for the inaction of the Somali government, and that I want the global economy to destroy Somalia, cut off all their funds, and prevent them from becoming pirates," Lin Feng announced.
explain.
"Boss, this will cause a lot of trouble. It will make people think you are too arrogant and have no grace." Melly reminded.
"Ha, that's what I want. Okay, just do as I tell you." Lin Feng chuckled.
Of course, this alone was not enough to convince everyone that he had suffered a loss in Somalia. Lin Feng immediately called Mr. Wen and told him the story. Immediately, Mr. Wen became furious and sent troops to Somalia.
All Chinese ships escorted.
When the Chinese Navy warship appeared in the waters of Somalia, the whole world burst into laughter.
Lin Feng is so arrogant that he actually threatened to invade Somalia. Who does he think he is? Is he the leader of the earth? - Emperor Naruhito sneered.
This guy, after all, a bad person meets a bad person, and this time the Somali pirates really vented their anger on us. - "Nintendo" President Satoru Iwata, "EA" President Peter Moore and others let out a long sigh.
It seems that this time it should be true. - Bush smiled secretly. Although the "Wind God" was not impounded, it would be good to let Lin Feng suffer a secret loss first. As for the "Wind God", there will be many opportunities to impound it in the future. Slowly
Come on, he and Lin Feng have a deep hatred, and they are not in a hurry to take revenge.
What a waste, what a waste. He was actually beaten by Somali pirates. It was so embarrassing. - When Suleiman heard about this, he was so angry that he smashed everything in his house in Dubai. He had been fighting with Lin Feng for several years.
Lin Feng regarded him as his biggest competitor, but in the end, Lin Feng was defeated by a group of pirates without clothes. This was so embarrassing. Even he, Suleiman, felt ashamed.
Suleiman was ashamed of Lin Feng, but at this moment Lin Feng burst into laughter. He was very satisfied and set up an automatic mahjong table on the deck of the "Wind God" and called all his secretaries to build the Great Wall.
In this way, China's great national skill was performed on an "aircraft carrier" for the first time.
"Haha, eighty thousand, confused!"
"All colors!"
...
Li Rui and others looked disheveled, looking at the mahjong table on the aircraft carrier, their faces twitching. The country has been hoping to have an aircraft carrier for generations, but it turned out that it was not possible. But Lin Feng has the most advanced machine in the world.
An aircraft carrier is actually used to play mahjong on it. This is a real waste of resources!
Waste is a crime!
"Li Rui, you should enjoy yourself in time. This is just playing mahjong on an aircraft carrier. Next time, why don't we go to *** to play mahjong? What do you think?" Lin Feng played a card and said with a smile.
***? Li Rui's eyes lit up, but then he frowned. There are no weapons on this aircraft carrier, and it would be useless to drive it to ***.
"Stupid, aren't we being chased by pirates? Then we have an excuse to protect ourselves. Well, it is unreliable to find American arms dealers. In this way, when we go to Russia, we will just visit Putin and ask him to equip us.
A few self-defense weapons. Then you won’t be afraid if you go to the police again." Lin Feng said with a smile.
Hearing this, Li Rui nodded repeatedly. ***, the oil there is allowed to be exploited by countries like Vietnam and the Philippines, but the country has been unable to do anything. Now if Lin Feng's aircraft carrier sails over, let's see which country dares to be arrogant! This is a long time.
The Chinese people are so powerful!
Lin Feng smiled slightly. When he bought the aircraft carrier, Lin Feng's main goal was to go to Japan to gain prestige and increase the momentum of the Chinese people. Damn it, a small southern country dared to steal China's vast resources. He should be killed.
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Time passed quietly amidst the sound of mahjong. When Lin Feng and his party arrived in Dubai, all of Lin Feng's secretaries became mahjong masters. But the most powerful one was Liv, the queen of gambling. This woman seemed to be born to be particularly proficient in gambling.
One day when she was not familiar with the rules, Liv had a draw. After she became familiar with the rules, Liv won every day. As for Lin Feng and other secretaries, although they were not as powerful as Liv, they were not far behind. Basically,
The above is all about winning more and losing less.
And the only loser, needless to say, is Lin Feng. In the past few days, Lin Feng has lost almost every game. When he arrived in Dubai, Lin Feng estimated that he had lost a total of 7 million yuan. Yaya.
, the game was a very small game of mahjong, with a maximum price of 2,000 yuan. After all, no matter how big it was, even his secretaries couldn’t stand it. They didn’t have that much money to lose. As a result, with such a small game, Lin Feng actually lost 7 million yuan.
, Lin Feng was speechless.
However, Lin Feng didn't care much about this money, he just treated it as a salary for his secretaries.
"Dubai, here I come again!" Looking at the garden city built in the desert, Lin Feng was filled with emotions. In this world, having money is good. Think about it, using money to build a garden city in the desert, you don't need a tap water.
What a miracle this is.
"Boss, Crown Prince Harmandan and his entourage are already waiting below. Sister Zhiling and the others are also below." Meili pointed to the large waiting crowd at the port.
Lin Feng smiled and waved below. I haven't seen Lin Chiling and Wu Pace for a long time, and I miss them a little.
"Mr. Lin, welcome to Dubai." Crown Prince Harmandan put his right hand on his chest and bowed.
"Crown Prince Harmandan, this 'World's No. 1 Martial Arts Tournament' has troubled you a lot." Lin Feng followed suit and put his right hand on his chest to salute.
At this moment, a man rushed in angrily. As soon as Lin Feng stood up, his vision went dark, and then a burst of saliva sprayed onto his face.
"You trash, idiot, bastard, you have totally embarrassed me. How could I have a rival like you? It's so embarrassing!" Lin Feng was almost stunned by the curses. Good guy, who did you offend?
, scolding myself like this.
"Suleiman! What are you doing!" Crown Prince Harmandan yelled angrily, his face turned crooked with anger. He was here to receive Lin Feng and VIPs, but my goodness, Suleiman actually scolded Lin Feng directly.
It's so bloody, but with Lin Feng's personality, he still doesn't explode. Now, it's okay!
When Suleiman Lin Feng heard Harmandan's cry, he realized who was scolding him. It was normal for Suleiman to appear in Dubai, but he didn't seem to entertain him recently. He was so angry.
What are you doing?
"Suleiman, you have to give me an explanation for your behavior today, otherwise you and your family will have to wait for the wrath of our royal family!" Harmandan roared. At this moment, all princely elegance goes to hell.
Well, Suleiman scolded his distinguished guest bloody and if he didn't get angry, then how could he?
"Uh, Crown Prince Harmandan, this... I am too impulsive, but this guy is really too irritating." Suleiman just now realized that he seemed to be a little too impulsive, and asked Harmandan with an embarrassed look.
The crown prince apologizes.
Harmandan is just shy, you are too impulsive, please, you are 25, it is time to mature! It is so outrageous, scolding his VIP in the street, do you take yourself seriously?
"Mr. Lin, this matter..." Harmandan quickly apologized and smiled.
"It's okay, Harmandan, this matter has nothing to do with you." Lin Feng put Harmandan aside and asked Suleiman, "Fat Su, did you take the wrong medicine, did you get crazy, or did you take explosives?
I'm so angry that I'm going crazy here! Damn it, I provoked you, and when I provoke you, I slapped you with spit on my face! If you don't give me a fucking answer, I'll slap you!" Lin Feng!
He opened his mouth and cursed loudly.
Silly! Everyone around was petrified on the spot. Although Lin Feng has always been very public, he has always been very polite and never cursed. But, good guy, this scolding today made everyone see Lin Feng's temperament.
Awesome. So awesome. His ability to curse people is really good. But it’s just a bit too commonplace.
"Bring me a towel." Suleiman was scolded and drooled all over his face. He quickly ordered his entourage to get a towel, wiped his face clean with saliva, and became depressed.
Damn, he just sprayed Lin Feng with spit on his face, Lin Feng wiped it with a tissue, and everything was fine. But when he was scolded by Lin Feng, good guy, he wiped it with a towel, and after wiping it, he could squeeze out water.
.I will lose this battle.
Chapter completed!