Chapter 2013 The highest level blind date

There are two Queen Elizabeths in the UK. One is Queen Elizabeth who was born in 1533 and is called Elizabeth I. She is generally considered to be one of the most outstanding emperors in British history. During her 45 years in power, the British economy prospered.

, literary and brilliant, and militarily it became the world's leading naval power. In the era when she lived, the British king was not just a puppet, but a figure like Wu Zetian.

The other Queen Elizabeth is called the second, and is naturally the grandmother of Prince William and the current Queen of England. However, compared to Elizabeth I, the political achievements of this second are far behind. She

This queen is more of a symbol, used to symbolize the unity of the country. According to Lin Feng's understanding, the current Queen Elizabeth II is just a decoration, a vase-like figure. If the British people know that Lin Feng views them the most,

Queen of England, I am afraid that the tens of millions of people in the UK will cut Lin Feng's body into thousands of pieces and then feed him to dogs to relieve the hatred in their hearts.

"Your Majesty the Queen!" Prince William greeted Queen Elizabeth II in accordance with the rules.

"Baron Lin Feng pays your respects to Her Majesty the Queen!" Lin Feng frowned, with a look of displeasure on his face. What's the matter? He doesn't show so much courtesy to the leader of his own country, but he shows so much courtesy to the Queen. It's really

It's not pleasant. Originally, Lin Feng thought that the red tape in ancient China was enough, but he didn't expect that the British royal family has more etiquette. The rituals and postures to meet the Queen are not to mention too torturous. Of course, Prince William is relatively simple,

But for a baron like me, there are a lot of etiquette. Don't look at Lin Feng's frivolous words. In fact, the related actions, such as bowing, bending the knees, etc., add up to almost one minute. This pain makes Lin Feng

It's hard to hold back. But there's nothing I can do about it. As long as the Queen of England receives someone like Lin Feng in her own Buckingham Palace, this etiquette is indispensable.

Of course, Lin Feng could do without, and then the Baron would be gone. Faced with the choice between enduring the red tape and being a Baron, Lin Feng naturally decisively chose the Baron. It should be noted that the status of Baron gave Lin Feng a lot of convenience. And this red tape

, Lin Feng has only met the Queen of England twice so far. Once was at the conferment ceremony, and the second time is today. Of course, Lin Feng does not want to meet these people from the British royal family, and I am afraid that these people from the British royal family may not want to meet either.

To Lin Feng.

"How presumptuous!" Butler Hank shouted.

Lin Feng's eyes squinted, was this Butler Hank just looking for trouble or something?

"Baron Lin, do you know who is sitting here! She is - by the grace of God, Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and its dependencies and territories, Head of the Commonwealth, (Christian)

Protector of the Faith..." Butler Hank began to introduce the title of Elizabeth II with great emotion.

Lin Feng suddenly wanted to pass out. When he was awarded the title for the first time, Lin Feng listened to the title of Queen of England word for word. Oh my God, Lin Feng listened to it for almost 5 minutes that time, and then he heard

One after another, unheard of and unseen titles came out of Hank's butler's mouth, making Lin Feng feel like Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden. That time also completely changed Lin Feng's disdain for English.

Once, Lin Feng thought that Chinese was the most beautiful language in the world, with the most complete vocabulary, and the most perfect language that could express people's emotions and describe the world. But after being sealed that time, Lin Feng discovered that English is no worse than Chinese. The vocabulary of real English

It is no less big than Chinese. Although English has not been passed down as long as Chinese, due to its popularity and regionality, its vocabulary has undergone tremendous changes every year, and countless new nouns have enriched English.

vocabulary.

For example, the title of Queen of England, Lin Feng still remembers it - the most noble Lord of the Order of the Bath, the oldest and most noble Lord of the Order of Scotland, the most glorious Lord of the Order of St. Patrick, the most noble Lord of the Order of the Bath.

Distinguished Lord of the Order of St. Michael and St. George, Most Excellent Order of the British Empire...

"Uh, may I ask, Your Majesty the Queen, why did you summon me, Baron, late at night?" Lin Feng couldn't bear to listen to another five minutes of nagging, so he directly interrupted Butler Hank.

"Presumptuous!" Butler Hank glared, wishing he could stare Lin Feng to death right away.

But Lin Feng doesn't like a housekeeper like Hank. Although the King of Hell is easy to mess with and the kid is difficult to deal with, the worst he can do is just slap his ass and leave. He will no longer be the Baron of Lao Shizi. By then, no matter how awesome the Queen of England is, no matter how many titles you have.

, you can control me!

"Okay, Hank, Lin Feng is not a native of England, so it is normal for him not to understand these things. Please don't make it difficult for him in this regard." The Queen of England waved her hand, and Butler Hank immediately stepped aside respectfully, and he couldn't wait to see what he had done before.

The ferocity of Lin Feng who swallowed it in one gulp was completely different from the other two.

What a bitch!—Lin Feng cursed secretly.

"Baron Lin, you are so smart, you should know why I have summoned you here now!" The Queen of England glanced at Lin Feng condescendingly. Seeing that Lin Feng wanted to defend, she immediately waved her hand, "I believe William should pass on some news

I told you."

Lin Feng clicked his tongue and said nothing more.

"Baron Lin, you are a smart man. I won't beat around the bush with you. It's boring. I'll tell you directly. William is the pride of our royal family and the future King of the United Kingdom. His words and deeds represent the British royal family."

, represents the people of this country. And wanton and nonsensical behavior like today's on the stadium is absolutely not allowed." The Queen said coldly.

Lin Feng shrugged indifferently.

"Your Majesty, I don't think there is anything wrong with Prince William's behavior. As usual..." Lin Feng wanted to defend, but how could the Queen of England give him a chance? The Queen of England is the second reigning head of state in the world.

, Although he has no great achievements, when it comes to politics, Lin Feng can't keep up with him even if he is trying to flatter him.

"William, as a prince, you have received the best education since you were a child. You have been well-behaved since you were a child, and you understand your responsibilities and obligations as a prince. Do you think your behavior on the court today was appropriate?" the Queen asked Prince William.

.

"I'm sorry, Her Majesty the Queen, it's my fault. I was too confused and too reckless." Prince William admitted his mistakes again and again.

Lin Feng's face turned red. The Queen of England was clearly saying that Prince William was wrong, but secretly she was scolding herself for not having a brain and being confused. But what could Lin Feng say at this moment?

The Queen of England was talking about her grandson and her courtiers. What qualifications and status did she have to refute? She couldn't open her mouth at all and could only sulky on the sidelines feeling the same.

Her Majesty the Queen is awesome, and now she has taught the arrogant Chinese a lesson. - Butler Hank secretly felt happy on the sidelines. Butler Hank disliked Lin Feng from the first day he entered Buckingham Palace, and hated him. Because

This Chinese man is uneducated, rude and dissolute, which is completely incompatible with the strict and gentlemanly Buckingham Palace. But he is the savior of Prince William, and he has given Prince William and the British royal family such a great honor.

He could not object. He could only watch helplessly as Lin Feng led Prince William into evil. If the Queen of England had not issued an order to restrict Prince Harry and several other little princesses from having contact with Lin Feng, I am afraid that the entire three generations of the British royal family would have been destroyed.

It was ruined by Lin Feng alone.

The Queen of England glanced at Lin Feng and smiled secretly. As for Lin Feng, she had wanted to teach him a lesson for a long time, but it was unbecoming to lead her own prince and grandson into such a bad situation. But she never had the chance, and now she finally caught him

Taking this opportunity once, Lin Feng suffered a hidden loss.

"Okay, William, you go down first. I still have something to say to Baron Lin alone." After the Queen scolded Prince William, she waved her hand and sent him away.

"Grandma, Her Majesty the Queen, he..." Prince William was startled, fearing that his grandmother would embarrass Lin Feng, but before he could say a word, he retreated under the majesty of the Queen of England. Facing the Queen of England, Prince William said

It's like a mouse meeting a cat.

"Hank, please step aside too!" the Queen of England said again.

"Your Majesty, he..." When Hank heard that even his own minister had to leave, leaving the Queen of England and Lin Feng alone, he was immediately panicked.

"Hank, why don't you back down? Didn't you hear me say that you want to talk to Lin Feng alone? Or do you think Lin Feng wants to harm me? Do you know that this is doubting Baron Lin's loyalty? What's more, even if

If you stay, can you be Baron Lin's opponent?" The Queen of England remained calm and proud.

"Yes, yes, yes." Butler Hank immediately retreated as if he were mourning for his heir. He would never dare to challenge the majesty of the Queen of England. However, before retreating, he saw Lin Feng's lips slightly parted and said three words - dog

The slave was furious, but under the majesty of the Queen of England, this anger immediately turned into hostility and was hidden.

Lin Feng snorted. Lin Feng didn't care about this kind of shameless grudge. After leaving Buckingham Palace, Lin Feng could do whatever he wanted with him.

The Queen of England glanced at Lin Feng, then at Hank who was full of resentment, and shook her head slightly. This Hank was really a bit presumptuous. After all, he was just a housekeeper, while Lin Feng was a baron canonized by the United Kingdom. This

There is a huge gap in levels. Of course, beating Hank is an afterthought, and business is more important now.

"Baron Lin, do you know what the king wants from you?" the Queen of England asked.

The condescending look was even a bit bossy, but it was no wonder that the Queen of England had been in power for decades, and this kind of majesty had become a habit over time. It was not specifically directed at Lin Feng.

"Your Majesty the Queen, I'm afraid you're here to see me because of Prince William." Lin Feng replied neither arrogant nor humble.

"Smart!" the Queen of England praised, but Lin Feng was not at all proud of it. The Queen of England left her alone, why would she have a midnight snack with her if not for Prince William?

"Lin Feng, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore. In a word, I am very dissatisfied with Kate and also very dissatisfied with William." The Queen said coldly.

Lin Feng was stunned. It was understandable that he was dissatisfied with Kate, but why was he dissatisfied with William as well?

"I don't care about Kate's poor background. When we marry a wife in the royal family, we don't care about the other person's identity. What we care about is how the other person behaves. Kate is too strong, but William is a bit reserved, which is not good. She won't

She is a qualified candidate for the princess." said the Queen of England.

Lin Feng pursed his lips. He couldn't deny this. Kate was indeed a bit too independent in personality, while William, to be honest, was restrained. To say it was unfavorable was to be strict with his wife. Obviously, the Queen of England does not want her to be in control.

The prince's grandson is a strict henpecker, or he doesn't want the future princess to suppress the king.

"As for William, I was originally very satisfied. But during this period, William became frivolous, reckless, and dissolute. These are definitely not the qualities that a king should have!" The Queen of England looked displeased.

Lin Feng's face was full of gloom. This was again blaming himself for teaching William bad things, but he still had no way to refute. Amazing, the Queen of England is so powerful, Jiang is so old!

"But these two points are all related to you. I have investigated and found that the reason why Kate was able to successfully get together with William was because of you. As for why William became so frivolous, I can only use an old Chinese saying to describe it.

——Those who are close to vermillion are red, those who are close to ink are black!" The Queen of England glanced at Lin Feng.

At this moment, Lin Feng could only use one word to describe him: "The Queen of England doesn't use curse words when she curses people. If she wants to curse people, she can be compared to Zhuge Liang!"

"Your Majesty, what do you want?" Lin Feng didn't bother to argue with the Queen about whether William was frivolous. Wouldn't he be hitting the bullet hole himself?

"I just said that it is comfortable to talk to smart people!" The Queen of England had just finished scolding Lin Feng secretly, and now she boasted again. This is the standard reward of giving a *** and a date.

Lin Feng remained silent.

"Prince William's popularity in the UK has dropped a lot now, and many British women are quite disgusted with him, which has even affected the image of our royal family. In order to restore the image of the royal family and Prince William, I want to organize a blind date!"

the queen said.

Blind date? - Lin Feng was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

Isn't it true that Prince William still goes on a blind date? Moreover, if you want to break up the two of them, you wouldn't resort to such tactics. You also need Prince William to be willing to go.

"Baron Lin, this blind date will be a big gathering of princes and princesses from Europe and all over the world. This is jointly organized by me and Spain, Denmark and other countries. We will choose a suitable match for William among the princesses from all countries.

My wife." said the Queen of England.

Lin Feng took a breath. They are both princes and princesses. This is probably the highest-level blind date in the world today. The Queen of England really spared no effort to break up Prince William and Kate. But again, why should William go?

Ah! Although he is well-behaved, he also has his stubbornness.
Chapter completed!