Chapter 2005 Bad start
Chapter 2005 A bad start
Turkey, Istanbul's Atatürk Stadium, Turkey's largest stadium, is an all-seater stadium with a track and field track and can accommodate 75,145 people. The construction of the stadium began in 1999 and was completed in 2002. Today's game is...
The highest-level football match held at Tatuko Stadium.
Today, the Ataturk Stadium, which can accommodate 75,145 people, is full of fans who come to cheer. But what is different from usual is that the fans from both sides who come to cheer today are very distinct. On one side is the white ocean, and on the other.
On one side is a sea of red and black. Of course, this is not surprising. What is really surprising is that the sea of red and black are all women, and the sea of white are all men. Without exception, the male and female camps are clearly divided. And because of this
A battle between men and women caused many fans of AC Milan not to show up at the scene. There was no way, the women said that if AC Milan lost, they would no longer care about watching the football. If they won, they would have to listen to women in the future.
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Tell me, as an AC Milan fan, if you have to support your team to lose just to watch the game, wouldn’t it be annoying! I want to ask, which fan is willing to lose his favorite team? But for the sake of being happy in the future
Watching football, my bitches no longer nag, it seems that this is really what we need to do. Of course, it is not that no one protested, thinking that it should be changed. If AC Milan wins, they can watch the football without restrictions, and if AC Milan loses, they can
From now on, listen to your wife.
But my wife won’t do it! It’s said that this time women all over Europe are betting against their husbands who love to watch football. As women, they have to advance and retreat with women all over Europe (this is AC Milan’s wives deliberately playing tricks on their husbands)
, I have been watching football for so many years in the past, and I have been left out for so many years, and I have to get some interest back this time). Tell me, what is this? So with no choice, these AC Milan fans had no choice but to watch the football at home instead of going.
Turkey. Otherwise, when watching the game, I really don’t know who to cheer for. That would be so annoying!
"Lin, it seems that we have a heavy responsibility on our shoulders in this game!" Mourinho sighed to Lin Feng sitting next to him.
In this game, Lin Feng used his privileges to get himself a team assistant position, and also gave Prince William the status of a team leader assistant, allowing the two of them to appear on the court with the team. Such a crucial game
You have to watch the game live.
Lin Feng glanced at the beauties opposite who were all wearing red and black arrow-striped shirts, and nodded seriously. This battle must not be lost! Otherwise, from now on, the world will never allow the husband to have a bad relationship! Women are for pain, not for pain.
He was straddled on his head and had to poop and urinate.
Must win!
"Brothers from Milan, in order to prevent us men from being bullied by women, don't be too powerful! Otherwise, men all over the world will be in darkness from now on! And how can men still have time to watch football!" Lin Fengchong said when the game was about to start.
Go to the sidelines and yell "Buddhist Lion's Roar".
When Leonardo heard this, he almost rushed out from the coaching bench and strangled Lin Feng to death. Did you say that? Are you not nakedly calling my team to let go? Although this has nothing to do with men and women. The status of a woman has nothing to do with my team. I just know one thing, if I lose the game, I will be dismissed from the get out of class if I lose everything this season.
"Cheating! Cheating! Cheating!" Many women in the stands suddenly shouted. It should be noted that it is these players who really determine the outcome of this game, and what if these players let go? Although there is a famous saying - football is not about life and death,
Football is more important than life and death.
But what if AC Milan players let loose! This game is about the happiness of all European married men to watch football. If AC Milan wins, then these men will not be so free to watch football as they please. Without these fans
Support, what should the team do? So, when Lin Feng roared like this, how could all the women not be anxious?
"Lin Feng, you are so despicable. Do you think your loud voice can interfere with the players! Sisters, let's shout -" Allegra stood up and gestured to all the women behind him. There were more than 30,000 people present.
The female fans suddenly shouted in unison.
"Milan, Milan, I love you. If you don't lose the game today, my sister is waiting for you to come on a date! Milan, Milan, I love you. Pull out the Tottenham head, hold the big ears in your hands, millions of beauties will belong to you! Haha~~
~”
All the men in the stadium turned pale. What kind of cheering song is this? It's too lewd. But it's really seductive. There are so many beauties in the stands, all of them charming and charming, so tempting. No.
Well, with this shout, all the AC Milan players on the field were in high spirits. It should be noted that before the start of this game, their girlfriends and wives ordered them to defeat Tottenham Hotspur and fight for the dignity of women.
war.
For these AC Milan players, the dignity of women has little to do with them. Anyway, at home, they have the final say. After all, they are the ones who make money, so this woman naturally has no say. So, in today’s game
The players of AC Milan don't have any burden at all. They are just here to win. But Lin Feng's voice just now made them feel burdened. If no one is watching the game, they will still be kicking!
But then the roars of all the women in the stands gave them courage. Most of the players were lustful. This is not because they are not Liu Xiahui, but because Liu Xiahui has not met so many beautiful girls. If he did, he would be the same.
Ximen Qing. Of course, there are those Liu Xiahui in the football world who are calm and happy, but such people are naturally very few. Compared to the entire group, they are definitely endangered and rare animals.
It can be said that Allegra's encouragement, although a bit unpopular, is definitely aimed at the players' weaknesses.
"Tottenham, champions! Tottenham, champions!" The women shouted, and the men naturally refused to lag behind and started shouting crazily.
"Milan, Milan, number one in the world! Milan, Milan, unparalleled in the world!" Although women are not as physically strong as men, they will never lose when it comes to shouting.
Lin Feng smacked his tongue. Good guy, the game hasn't even started yet, but the two sides are so tit-for-tat. Now that the game has started, I don't know how lively it is.
Then, the game kicked off with the referee's whistle.
"Milan~~~~, Milan~~~~" As soon as the game started, the female fans sang the Milan team song crazily.
It is naturally impossible for male fans to lose to women in this aspect. This game is about the dignity of men and women. The outcome is important, but the process is also extremely important. No matter which aspect, men must not lose to women today.
woman.
Both sides roared with all their strength, and the noise caused directly made the players on both sides frown. They have been playing for so many years, especially AC Milan players, most of whom have been playing professionally for more than ten years and have never played in any game. But
I have never played such a noisy game. The decibel level was conservatively estimated to be 120 decibels. It felt as if my ears were being pricked with needles. Especially the female fan screamed, her voice was high and shrill, and she tried her best to suppress the male fan's majesty.
The roar, the scream was like a Boeing plane taking off from my ears.
This is not helping them, it is clearly hurting them! - Maldini shook his head helplessly, looked at Inzaghi in front of him, and kicked it out. Then, he looked at the female fans who were shouting crazily in the stands,
Sighed. Fortunately, when it affected them, it also affected Tottenham Hotspur. And they are all old players. Although they have never encountered this kind of scene, their adaptability must be stronger than that of the opponent, which is mainly young players.
of Tottenham Hotspur.
Sure enough, Tottenham Hotspur's players were obviously not mentally prepared for such a loud roar. For a moment, their brains were buzzing and they couldn't concentrate at all. As a result, Inzaghi was given a chance.
, received a pass from Maldini and shot with a header. Fortunately, Cech reacted quickly and pushed it over the baseline.
All the female fans suddenly screamed and cheered. The players on the field suddenly looked in pain. Messi, Kaká and other players even covered their ears with their hands in pain to resist the destructive sound. AC Milan was also in great pain, but
These female fans are cheering for them. If they cover their ears, it would be disrespectful to these female fans. Therefore, no matter how painful it is, they can only endure it.
Witnessing this scene on the court, the female fans screamed even louder. In their opinion, Tottenham Hotspur players couldn't bear it and covered their ears, but AC Milan players were fine. What does this mean? It means that their screams can
This is good news to help AC Milan.
Shouting, keep screaming, let Tottenham Hotspur players lose the game because of distraction! - The female fans screamed even more happily.
"Paul, please see if we cover our ears too, otherwise if we let them continue to scream like this, we may end up in the hospital after the game!" Dutch defender Statu said.
Maldini looked at the crazy female fans in the stands and shook his head. These female fans also came to cheer for them, so just be patient!
At this moment, Seedorf took a corner kick.
Opportunity! Maldini has a sharp eye and quick feet. When he saw the Tottenham Hotspur players distracted by the screams, he immediately rushed towards the football. Without any interference, he pulled onions on dry land, leaped high, the lion shook his head, and the football
It just passed through Cech's fingers and lobbed into the goal!
52 seconds! Maldini scored a header into Tottenham Hotspur's goal in 52 seconds, setting the record for the fastest goal in the Champions League final.
At this time, all the female fans cheered and cheered crazily. They cheered for Maldini's goal and even cheered for themselves and others.
After being stunned for a while, Maldini realized that he had actually scored, and he immediately cheered. Amidst the cheers of Maldini and the screams of female fans, there was a heavy sigh. This was a man.
Sigh. This time, something bad happened!
"Lin, don't worry." Although Mourinho was surprised that the goal came so quickly and suddenly, he was not in a hurry. Now in AC Milan, the head coach has just been changed, and the core players Shevchenko and
With Pierno gone, they are just a remnant team. Regardless of the current lead, they will be defeated sooner or later when facing their own team.
"Yes, I know. It's just that the players on the court are being booed by the screams of the female fans. It'll be fine when they get used to it." Lin Feng nodded calmly.
As for Prince William, he is not in a hurry. He believes in Lin Feng and Mourinho.
At this time, jeers came from the stands.
"Pulsatilla, chirping, 0 to 1, so shameful!" came the taunting song from the female fans in the stands, which made Mourinho change his face on the spot.
"Mourinho, rise up! Tottenham Hotspur, rise up! Kill the AC, kill the bitches!" Someone roared, and the male fans in the stands also started shouting crazily. But they were greeted by women.
The fans' voices in the stands were shriller and louder.
In terms of sound alone, male fans are not as good as female fans.
"Huh, these women are just desperate. They completely pissed me off." Mourinho walked to the sidelines with a livid face.
"Please give me some energy, please. Do you just want to be overpowered by women? Do you think they are men?" Mourinho roared.
However, as soon as his voice started to rise, he was interrupted by the screams of female fans. Amidst the crazy screams of female fans, Mourinho even broke his throat and no one could hear him. After a few more calls,
Mourinho came back with an almost black face.
"Damn, these women have such shrill voices. If this continues, it will be troublesome," Mourinho said angrily.
"Referee, referee, you didn't hear the screams of these women. They are interfering with the normal game of my players. I ask you to stop them from screaming!" Suddenly, Mourinho rushed to the referee and protested loudly.
The referee shrugged helplessly.
"Mr. Mourinho, the fans are free to scream. We referees are in charge of heaven and earth, but we can't control them. If you have the ability, don't let them scream. Don't scream at us. If you want to scream at us again, we will
I have to invite you to the stage to confront them." The fourth magistrate said angrily.
Originally, Mourinho was not a favorite of referees, and he always liked to put pressure on referees. The referee community was extremely annoyed with Mourinho. But this game was even better, and he actually accused the fans. This is not looking for trouble.
Well. Although you conceded the ball, it would be too outrageous to blame the referee.
Mourinho returned angrily.
"Pulsatilla, blame the old man. Can't afford to lose, blame the fans, hahaha, hahaha!" The song came from the female fans' stand again.
"***!" Mourinho was so angry that he raised his middle finger directly to the female fans in the stands.
As a result, the referee immediately gave Mourinho a yellow card.
"Haha, you white-headed man, you got a yellow card. It's so embarrassing. Another one, go to the stands, hahaha, hahaha!" Another mocking cry came from the female fans in the stands.
Mourinho was about to raise his middle finger, but he didn't believe that the referee really dared to send him to the stands. But he was stopped by Lin Feng.
Chapter completed!