Chapter 1 Forced to be the Landlord(2/2)
As long as it is a god, as long as it is a heavenly court, as long as it is eaten with the imperial food and food of the heavenly court, it is better than anything else!
I don’t want to fall into the terrifying six realms of reincarnation.
The Jade Emperor winked at Taibai Jinxing and signaled him to continue.
"The priesthood of the Heavenly Court is already full, but there is still a priesthood, which is long-term vacancy... Zhang Tao, would you like to descend to earth and become a land god in the lower realm?"
"Although the God of Land works in the mortal world, he also enjoys the establishment of God. He has all kinds of benefits and benefits, and there are allowances..." said Taibai Jinxing.
What, the God of Land?
Zhang Tao was stunned...
Let a big man become an old land master?
Zhang Tao's blood pressure suddenly increased, his hands and feet were cold, and he was shocked again...
Although this land god is also a god, the god with the lowest god in heaven and the lowest god.
Unlike other gods, where their work is in heaven, the office of this land god is in the mortal world.
There are many things, many jobs, many dispatches, and many complaints...
There is a slogan: A land god will break his legs after running for half a day.
Generally, no one wants to be a land god. They are old gods with gray beards or exiled gods who cannot help but become land gods.
If you become this land god, you will be laughed at by other gods.
Moreover, the land god is basically not likely to be promoted. He is a typical hard-working life and will work hard like an old ox for the rest of his life.
As a young man, Zhang Tao was so wronged that he was to be a land god.
However, he is now in a difficult situation.
If he does not accept the position of the land god, he may really have to go to the six realms of reincarnation in the underworld.
If you get unlucky, your fate may be even more miserable.
"Okay, I'm willing to go!" Zhang Tao said cruelly.
Forget it, the God of Land is also a God after all.
I used to work in the streets and worked at the grassroots level. This land god is equivalent to a rural cadre in the mortal world.
The land god cannot control other gods, but it should be more than enough to manage mortals, right?
I am a mortal, and it is not too difficult to deal with mortals.
In any case, the God with the lowest divine nature is also God after all...
"It's great that you can think so!" The Jade Emperor added: "The land god's work is relatively trivial, and there are many places to deal with mortals. Although the position is small, it is also the window of the heavenly court in the mortal world..."
"After you come down to earth to perform your duties, you only need to establish good relationships with the gods of the lower realm, such as the City God, the King of Hell, the Mountain God, the River God, the Rain God, the Wind God, and other gods in the lower realm, and I believe that the work will not be difficult to carry out..." The Jade Emperor further encouraged.
I believe you!
Zhang Tao muttered in his heart.
No god will be willing to be the land god.
Just like the heroes of Liangshanpo, they are all forced.
Zhang Tao was extremely depressed, but he had no choice but to do anything about it.
The priesthood of the Heavenly Court is full, but the only one of the land gods is vacant, and no gods are interested in it.
If you want to blame this, Jiang Ziya. If you make such a low-level mistake, you will be granted one more god, resulting in the full clergy.
There is nothing I can do now, I can only do it as a living person.
Zhang Tao gritted his teeth and was "forced" to accept the imperial enfeoffment from the God of Land.
He kowtowed to the Jade Emperor for gratitude, glared at Taibai Jinxing fiercely, then went to the imperial seal platform, and received a temporary handwritten "Telection of the Land God's Appointment" from the immortal official.
Even though Zhang Tao was reluctant, he could only accept it silently.
Now that I’m done, the beautiful fairy can’t see it, and there are so many yellow-faced women in the mortal world...
Afterwards, he came to the Heavenly Court Seminary and received a set of the Land God's divine suits, a nine-curved crutch, a "Collection of Self-Cultivation Methods of the Land God", and a "Escape Art" token.
In the book "Collection of Self-Cultivation Methods of the Land God", there are detailed records of magical skills such as "mind reading", "spiritual art", "illusion pointing", and "soul-fixing art". These are the basic job skills that the Land God needs to master before he takes up his post.
Similar to pre-job training in a company.
This "Escape Art" token is exclusive to the Land God. With this token, you can shuttle underground as you wish.
It is similar to assigning Zhang Tao a "special car" to facilitate the land god to carry out "underground work" in the mortal world.
Hey, working underground?
Zhang Tao was simply confused.
He had never thought before that he would work underground one day.
"I didn't expect that the land god's on-the-job configuration would be so shabby..." Zhang Tao muttered at the Jiuqu crutches and tokens.
Forget it, forgot!
This "Escape Art" token is somewhat useful in total, but these nine-curved crutches seem a bit redundant.
I am a big man, can I still use crutches?
A big joke!
So Zhang Tao threw the nine-curved crutches into the trash can of Tianting Simingjian.
He took the "Telection of the Land God's Appointment" and went straight out of the Nantian Gate without looking back, and went to the mortal land temple to perform his duties.
Chapter completed!