Chapter 2 The Bar Singer
Military cavalry and instigation. You are obviously a human, so why do you say you are an elf?!" I suddenly woke up and asked curiously.
"You don't know this. My father is an elf, and my mother is a human race. I inherit the human characteristics of my mother, but I am still an elf." The military cavalry and stance seemed to be glorious for their human face and the identity of the elf...
"Fuck, it's a hybrid!!!" I smiled in my heart... "By the way. What is this bunker for?"
"What kind of bunker? This is one of the five melting yards of the Elf Clan. The other four are Tianbing Furnace, Tianfeng Furnace, Tianlei Furnace, and Tianxin Furnace! Among them, Tianxin Furnace is the most mysterious... It is said to be used to refine people's hearts...
The bunker is here. This dota continent is not as simple as I thought. It’s quite interesting... "I said, Brother Soldier, what was the stove used for that day?"
"The Heavenly Fire Sound is the worst furnace among the five major furnaces. It is used to melt weapons and refine weapons." The Bingqi Bu felt that I was very idiotic. I was impatient. "Go and don't interfere with my duty."
"Tsk, a guardian of the gate. So arrogant~~~~" I haven't continued to ask. I can't ask anything even if I think I can't find anything... In my eyes, I suddenly found something I shouldn't have seen!!!
Lan Fat, Lan Fat is here...Damn. Hide!!!
"Human kid, don't run!!! Run again, I'm going to summon flame attack!!!!" The blue fat spider-slim horse appeared. I felt guilty. He wouldn't have fallen in love with me... Oh my God... I had known this day. When I was washing my hair, I should have given the first time to the ignorant little sister... Oh my God!!! Although I was afraid... I still didn't dare to take a step. If my character exploded... I exploded 4 times... I'll see Sister Guanyin directly...
"Brother!!!Brother Lan Fat!!! I was wrong. As long as you spare my anus, no, say it wrong, bypass me. I am willing to do anything!" I looked cowardly... I have no choice... I am so weak... I am not a martial arts master traveling through time. I am just a liberal arts student who has not graduated from high school!!! Damn... I knew I should have studied physical education at the beginning...
"Don't be so cowardly... My old spider is not asking you for trouble this time... Miss Xiaoya has already given instructions, you will be the musician of our Tianhuolu in the future... I will take you to your room. Your range of activities is within the range of Adishan. If you leave Adishan, hehe, I can...hehe..." Lan Pang looked at me with a wretched look on his face...
Paralysis. Is this guy feeling pleasure by the Shadow Shaman?... I have a special hobby for men... Fuck. It's so perverted... "That, what, spider silk horse, take me to the room..." I thought of it. Two heads, I could kiss myself... I felt disgusting... Such a perverted person... It makes me feel disgusting if I think about it...
"Come with me...hehe!!" Blue Fat Spider Sima felt a little out of control... put away the wretchedness and took me through a narrow passage and came to a room numbered 110... "This is your room... I will conduct collective basic training on time every morning. Although you are a musician, you still have to practice with us. In addition, there will be many jackals and kowtowels in Adishan. So be careful. Especially the kowtowels, they like to eat white and tender humans the most... Legend has it that there is an Adishan King. No one has seen him look like... People who have seen him have become bones, so you have to be careful. Hehe..." Blue Fat smiled gloomyly. The jackals and kowtowels are real. But Adishan is also fictional. Or just a legend... It doesn't exist at all...
"King Adi!!! The bunker is here!!!!!! You, Sister Guanyin, you play me??? Give me the whole game background. It's not a game. This dota background... I am convinced by you..." I secretly strengthened Sister Guanyin in my heart eighteen times...
Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is nothing in this room. Just a stone bed!!! It's agreed that the Sony computer, Simmons, inflatable doll!!! It's a psp!!! It's a scam!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Suddenly, I felt a little tired... Could it be that my world has arrived????? In short, it was very sleepy... unconsciously... I fell on the stone bed!!!
"Boom!!" My brain felt a loud noise... I suddenly opened my eyes!!!
Panda Wine Fairy (favorite pink fungus): Do you have a bad pen? Choose someone!!! If you don’t choose someone, I’m a... or not...
In an instant, it was like two lives. I could no longer tell what dream is. What is reality.. I looked at the world. 9:00. When I woke up, I got up at about 8 o'clock. It was really an hour... In reality, one hour is equivalent to a day in the dota world...
Humph... don't care.dota starts!!!
Zhang Wuji's brother:-random
Oh, too. The bounty comes randomly...hehe...I like this lewd hero the most~~~~
I chose the Crystal Girl!!! Fuck... Ice Girl!!! The opposite... is paralyzed... I won't kill you today... I'm so ghost... The hatred in my heart... the shame of those two slaps... Who do I tell the kneeling style to?~~~~~
I bought 12 essences when I went out... Hum... I learned the first-level mark... I won't go out. Instead, I observed where the Ice Girl goes...
The bottom lane... I found the ice girl... I'm here... The ice girl adds the pa. The advantage of the road is protecting the pa... Hum. I won't let you succeed... Another teammate in the bottom lane is Fengxing... I saw that she was wearing a naked reply turban... Hum. She looked like a master at first...
Wind Walker (Sunshine Boy): Bounty, are you 2b? Buy 12 Purification...
Bounty Hunter (Zhang Wuji's brother): You don't understand the loneliness of a master...
Fengxing (I won’t write a name in the future... I just make a soy sauce, I don’t bother to think about my name): I understand your sister... Is your sister lonely...
The middle butcher: Don't quarrel, it will affect my eating KFC...
wipe!!!
t,piu~~~~~~ dart gps directly locates the ice girl...Oh... it hurts.
Ice Girl: You are sick in the bounty, and you can go to school~~~~~~”
I typing angrily: I just want to label you. You bitch. I dare to hit me... I beat you to death...
Ice Girl:.........Who are you scolding!!!
I: I didn't scold you!!! I scolded Bing Nu~~~
Ice Girl: Damn, I am Ice Girl~~~~~~
Finally, with my 12 small purifications, more than 15 darts... and already popular, the Ice Girl tortured me to death...
Crystal Girl Leaving the Game... When he left, he said: Bounty... You are awesome... I cumed me 15 times... I remember your ID... You are waiting for the account stolen... I am Tsinghua Computer Department... My mother is a friend of the 11 president... You wait...
Watching the Ice Girl driven away from the game by me... I finally felt satisfied... Am I sick... I actually vented my resentment towards the Ice Girl... Hum... I have the chance in the future... I want to be strong with the Ice Girl ten thousand times... But my anger is not over yet... I wander around the wild area... I want to find Lan Fat... This god-killing... and insult me... I gave a dominance. Finally, I asked the wild monsters to beat Lan Fat... and I kept asking the wild monsters to fight Lan Fat... and when I was about to die, I sent the spring water to fill it up. Then I fought again... Finally... I got a great sense of satisfaction. Hum. My revenge finally exploded...
But this made me beaten by the other side. My teammates left the game under a series of operations that I couldn't understand... I just smiled faintly... The end of the world is coming. I sacrifice myself for you, the group of scumbags... Save the world. You are still laughing at me. No wonder... Hum... Slag... I'm too lazy to pay attention to you... Heroes don't have any interaction with mortals... Hum... I'm so happy. I don't have any interaction with mortals... Hum. I'm so proud. I don't have any connection with mortals... Hum.
The opponent calls out: You can withdraw the bounty... Thank you for helping us get your teammate back
I finally couldn't help but: the mission of saving the world is all about me!!! Do you understand? Do you understand...
Opposite: Haha. Save the world... Sell the equipment quickly. Sell it... Let's take out the holy sword...
"Bang bang bang bang!!!" A knock on the door... "Who is it!!!, and knocking on the door in broad daylight..." I'm really upset... Oh, forget it, open the door... There is no way... I'll walk over in a small step...
As soon as I said the word "Who" I heard a scream like a pig slaughtering... "Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"...Fuck. I didn't wear pants soon. I was wearing boxers at least... If I didn't wear you, wouldn't you faint... I thought about it. Actually, I blushed too... I am a shy person... "You......Who......I knocked on the door during the day and wanted to scare me to death...Ah... I've finished watching my bottom... Can you afford to blame me?! You..." The girl said hesitantly: "I am the landlord's daughter, and my mother said that the house on the top floor was rented.
Let me take it away...that...that can you put on your pants first..." My daughter's hair is very long, her face is a little round, she is a little fat, not tall, 165. She is 10cm shorter than me... Overall, she is a cute girl...not too beautiful...that. Anyway, you have seen it too...whether it is just a form of wearing it...the problem now is that you have looked down from me...I'm so old and I'm seen by the opposite sex for the first time...what do you think you should do!!!" I could tell at a glance that this girl is a girl who is easy to deceive and bully. So I made a plan to come out of my heart...my rent can be delayed for more than ten days...
"You...you...what do you think you should do?" The girl's face turned red. Like a ripe peach. I really want to take a bite... I don't know if the landlord is here... I forced this little girl into the house? Then...xx...hehe...I thought with a lewd smile on my face...
"What do you want to do~~~" Suddenly the girl was so aggrieved that she shed tears...
"My young lady... don't cry... that... Look at me so poor that I can't even wear pants... Look at me being looked at by you. I don't have to take responsibility anymore... You ask me for a love affair with your mother. I'm postponing my payment for three days... I'll make money tonight... and make money. I'll pay the rent right away..."
The girl seemed to want to leave, and she ran away immediately with a "Yeah."
"What's your name?" I asked suddenly...
"Mu Luo!" The girl's voice was very low... In the blink of an eye, she disappeared before her eyes...
Hey. Cute girl... It's a pity that I'm so short and ugly, I dare not chase girls... I feel inferior when I think I haven't graduated from high school and I'm penniless... Damn!! Almost me... I'm the hero who saves the world... Humans rely on me to save... How can I be so unprosperous... Yes... I'm the hope of all mankind... Since that's the case, then I'll go after a girl to give face to this girl. Yes... That's it... It's the rhythm... This girl... I'll chase... OK... Start to act...
Well, let's play a few dotas first... Girls don't worry...
Since I met the girl named Mu Luo today, I felt that she was in a state of courage... especially. Anyone with the Ice Girl and Blue Fat on the other side... I almost multiplied the Indian divine oil by infinite size... that was quite awesome... There was a plate of Ice Girl teammates who said: Zhang Wuji's brother... Have I peeked at you taking a bath... Damn, to hit me, I ran to my house for a first-level spring. Are you interested... to kill me... squatted in the river for five minutes... Are you interested... to kill me... you didn't even kill a trace of blood in the later stage... chasing full blood to assist the Ice Girl. Are you interested...
I can imagine this person crying and saying... In short, no matter what great god is on the other side, anyone who chooses Ice Girl and Blue Fatty on the other side... I will chase you until dawn!!!
"Gugu" I was hungry... Instant noodles are useless. I ate two buckets in the morning... I was hungry at night... Fuck... It's 7 o'clock. I don't go to the bar tonight. I have to sleep on the street tomorrow... I passed on Nike's pants for 30 yuan, Adidas's clothes for 28 yuan, Adidas's shoes for 100 yuan... I spit a few saliva and threw them on my head... I sorted out my 37-minute hairstyle... I rode my bicycle I accidentally picked up last month... I went to the most famous bar in the city... Golden Years...
"Boy, I asked you to come at 6 o'clock. I'm here now... Do you know how many guests there are today... Many of them are your fans. If you make a mistake again... I can't avoid you..." The bar hall manager Hua Xiaoyuan pointed at my little jj and scolded... Hua Xiaoyuan, a man named this name, can tell how sad this man is... I understand his loneliness...
"There are so many beauties around you
But it seems that I just like me
Don't come to me after love
Always say you're very busy and have no time to come with me
There are many hot girls on your Weibo
It turns out that I'm just one of them
I'm extremely sad to ask why
Isn't it too much for me to get angry
I can't afford to hurt
I miss you miss you miss you miss you thinking it's dark
Call you a beautiful girl in your arms again
I hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you so much that my heart is like blood
I can't afford to hurt
”
There are songs that cannot be hurt in the bar... I really can't be hurt... The bar level is only worthy of playing such songs every day... and I have to learn such songs for life... because the bars that elegant people go to... are not something that people like me who have not graduated from high school can enter... In time, my voice is better than Xiao Shenyang...
At 9:15, Hua Xiaoyuan patted my shoulder, "Zhang Wuji, sing well...I'll sing this time... Our boss has a reward!!!"
In the middle of the bar, a roaring scream suddenly sounded....dj hosted a male voice shouted with a strong rhythm: "Next, Zhang Wuji, a famous singer in this bar, brought a song "A Fire in Winter".. This song was chosen by me for a long time... a slightly less tacky song. It can be accepted by the group of people who have not graduated from junior high school... Ahem... I cleared my throat... the whole audience calmed down... without any accompaniment... I suddenly burst out with a hysterical shout, "Just go to that fire~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Coax ~~~" dj immediately pushed the tone to the highest... The music in the audience was shocked...
Chapter completed!