Chapter 0 Doomsday Big Boobs
I am eighteen years old this year, just after the rainy season~~~~~ On January 1, 2012, I had a dream. I dreamed that the end of the world was coming and the whole human being was about to perish. No, no, I am still a virgin. I have not touched a girl's hand!!! At this moment, suddenly an unknown white object appeared on the head of my bed.
"Zhang Wuji! You were originally a weapon refined for five thousand years in the dota world. You were born to defeat the Rabbit Demon King. You also fell in love with your master, Huo Nu. Huo Nu was reluctant to let you die and actually gave birth to a son, Sword Saint with you. You two are close relatives!!! Dear, the evil committed in the previous life will be restored in this life, and your earth will perish in 2012. Are you willing to return to the dota continent to defeat the Rabbit Demon King?" Sister Guanyin said.
Me! Zhang Wuji. I am willing!!!biu... A white light flashed...I woke up!
It's dawn!!! Looking at the 17-inch big butt computer in front of me, I smiled with satisfaction... I thought I was going to travel through time... It turned out that I was just a dream...
Master Kang’s instant noodles could no longer satisfy me. I ate another unified instant noodles. I was slightly satisfied again
"Buzz~~" the computer got angry because I didn't give him breakfast.
"Xiao Guai. I love you. Don't be angry, I'll give you some food later."
My name is not Zhang Wuji. My name is Xu Zeng. I am 18 years old this year. I haven't graduated from high school and ran away from home. In order to cover up my eyes, I rented a residential area in anonymously. I currently make money by singing in a bar every night. My singing is not very good, but it is very distinctive. Especially Phoenix Legend's "The First Snow in 2002" is my famous work. Turn on the computer and open the familiar 11 platform. I used to not play 11, but the name of 11 Yaoyao feels like a woman. Playing with yaoyao feels very cool, just like playing with a woman!!! I just entered a host... I don't have to worry about high-tech, eat instant noodles, watch the clouds rise and fall~~
Suddenly, a white light flashed in the computer, and a sound of biu~~, the intuition I lost............
"Zhang Wuji, remember, you only have one hour to enter the dota world every day, of course, this one hour is equivalent to a day in the dota world. As for how to do it after entering, it depends on you to explore it yourself. Remember that this is not a game, but your life. We will only design your beginning for you, and we will not design your results. The first game you play dota every day will automatically enter the dota world. Now it is January 1, 2012, and there are 12 months left before your end of the earth on December 12, 12 months away from the end of the earth. I will not appear often in the future. You have three chances to summon me. Your great god shouted at a place with mountains and waters. Sister Guanyin, I love you three times, and I will appear. Remember that there are only three chances!"
In a trance, white liquid floated past me, and it seemed that someone had told me something... but I was confused... It was very hazy... It was very sleepy... I wanted to sleep!
"Sleep at your sister!" A scoop of cold water poured on me... An ogre with a disgusting face looked at me...
"Bae Lan Dad!" I blurted out...
"One?" The ogre spider-silk horse looked at me in surprise...How do you know my nickname...Blue Fat. No one has called me that for a long time...
I suddenly realized that this was not a dream, it was real. The cold water stinged my whole body, heavier than the water on the earth. I carefully observed the place where I was, a blockhouse with a closed side... numbness. The blockhouse!!! I really traveled through... The temperature in the blockhouse was very high, and the sound of irons and flames burning everywhere... I tried my best to calm myself down... I can't panic. I am the great god. I am the great god who guards the tree of the world and kicks people until the last moment!
"Hello, Brother Lan Fat, my name is Zhang Wuji. My uncle is here. I am not clear about my mind. Can you tell me what is this place?" I smiled gracefully, trying to make myself look like a handsome boy.
"Zhang Wuji? Such an ugly name dares to mess with me. If you don't say it, you are so ugly, don't you see it? My two heads... Any handsome one will beat you 10,086 streets!!!" Lan Pang laughed and said, "I laughed at you, many monsters with human faces and beasts around me screamed "Wow" around me.
"That fat brother Lan, I know you are handsome, but you can't judge people by your appearance. I still have some specialties. As long as you tell me, I promise, I will be your younger brother in the future. If you let me eat meat, I will never eat." I begged hard and pleaded hard.
"Get out, there is no need to discuss. I hate humans the most. Humans are all liars. My first time was taken away by you humans, a pragmatic man named Shaman. He became a woman and seduced me. It was disgusting to think about it. I won't believe you humans!!!" The blue fat spider-silk horse ignored me and turned around and left.
“The first snow in 2002,
It came later than before.
The second road car parked on the eighth floor,
Take away the last falling yellow leaves.
The first snow in 2002,
It is a complex that is hard to give up in Urumqi.
You are like a flying butterfly,
Swinging in the season of snow flying.
I can't forget the feeling of holding you in my arms.
It's warmer than the heat hidden in your heart.
Forgot the cold wind outside the window,
In one go, the gentleness and lingering overlap.
”
It was heart-stirring. I sang my famous song in one breath...
The whole bunker was quiet... I could only hear my voice surrounding me...
Finally, in his life, a monster with a human face and beast body cried... and then countless people in the whole bunker cried. I couldn't understand what they were calling. But everyone had tears in their eyes... Their thoughts floated to the end of the warmth of that night. They wanted to go home, they wanted to linger.
But the Blue Fat Spider Silk Horse gritted her teeth and said, "Damn!!! You reminded me of that shameful night!! I want to kill you!!!" The Blue Fat Spider Silk Horse pulled out a stick from somewhere. She raised her hand and smashed it towards me.
"Spider-silk horse, don't mess around!" A cold voice sounded even colder than ice. The ice girl Xiaoya appeared in front of Zhang Wuji for the first time...
Ice Girl, are you the ice girl who makes selfless contributions, and Ice Girl who packs j's eyes and tp's. My dull eyes stay on the ice girl's breasts... The breasts are indeed so big, with long blue hair, blue eyes, white skin, and a holy white dress.o~~My Brother Chun. I saw the ice girl!
"Bang!!!" Xiaoya, the ice girl, stepped forward and slapped hard. "Your lowly servant, dare you see me like this. Believe it or not, I will throw you to the Night Demon as a male pet, so that you can live a lifetime!!!"
I, Zhang Wuji, have never hit me since I was a child, except for Xiao Ming next door...I was actually beaten today!!! And I was beaten by the goddess Bing girl in my mind.
"I..." "What are you, come with me!!" The ice girl Buddha looked like an ice sculpture, with no expression on her face... biting and heartbroken!!
My heart seems to be bleeding...
"Hmph..." The blue fat spider-silk horse looked at me resentfully. His eyes seemed to be strong. If the eyes could be strong for women, I guess I was pregnant.
Although this ice girl looks terrible, the difference from the gentle ice girl I imagined is as big as that of Fengjie and Xiao Fengxian. But this blue fat girl is even more terrifying. I am still a virgin and I don’t want to get pregnant.
Chapter completed!