How many of those who write online articles have never imagined what they would do after being reborn?

Of course Shen Changlin also thought about it. When he was young, Dumas and harem novels were more popular. He thought that if he was reborn, he would inevitably gain power over the world and lie drunk in the lap of a beautiful woman...

Drink the strongest wine and ride the most beautiful woman...

Later, as I got older, my energy began to wane. If I were to be reborn, I would definitely make money...

What would you do if you were born again?

In fact, a man’s idea is very simple. He just wants to make money and have women...

After all, who doesn’t want to be Brother Cheng?

The problem is, there is really no need to be an actor or director.

All roads lead to Rome. There are many ways to succeed, and there are even more ways to satisfy base desires. Shen Changlin really can’t figure out why he must be in the entertainment industry!

Why join the entertainment industry?

Want to be famous?

There are many ways to do it, such as starting a business, making investments, or even starting an e-sports company...

Could it be that Mahua Teng and Ma Yun are not as famous as those in the entertainment industry?

Even if it can't reach the level of two horses, how low is the popularity of Chen Ou, who I endorse for myself?

Only fools join the entertainment industry. Whatever you do, even scandals from ten years ago will be exposed...

The audience will give you moral shackles. Even if the audience forgives you, the organization will not - it is said that no art candidates who come out of the training class will be admitted to the three major colleges!

I don’t like this one-size-fits-all approach either, but please respect his existence - Guo Jingming...

If you are successful in making movies and still want to be Aquaman, you will die...

Moreover, you really need to be talented to be a director!

Let's put it this way, I guess many people have misunderstandings about the word director. Most people may think that as long as they become a director, they can raise gold cups, walk on red carpets, hug actresses, make money, sway people, have sex in the wine pool, and have sex in the forest. With her bright red lips, she died of drunkenness. From then on, her family was full of wine and meat, and they came and went endlessly. She did not hear what was going on outside the window, and lived her whole life just to show off.

In reality?

If you have great ambitions, no one will ask you. If you have talent but you are bullied by dogs, if you spend ten years in poverty, you will write a script and hand it over to the nobles as firewood. In the Vanity Fair, there is a lot of chaos. Who wants to listen to your self-esteem and talent? The nobles laugh and call you stupid. No one here is a young man.

Be a director?

A dead end!

You say you don’t understand business or the Internet. You should know Meituan and ByteDance and invest in them in the initial stage!

If I can't do it anymore, I might as well just become a writer, like Ma Boyong, who is taking advantage of the trend of Internet IP adaptations to become famous. Every time his works are adapted, he will publicly post on his blog to comment on the acting skills of this lead actor and that one. Regardless of the performance of the lead actor, whether he has performed the essence of his characters, the big and small celebrities are still busy replying to him, and the fans of the stars are even more licking;

Because of his "childhood feelings", the author of "The Legend of Zhen Huan" liked a certain old Hong Kong actress so much that he had to invite her to star in his own drama. Although the director complained a lot during the filming of "The Legend of Zhen Huan" because of her poor Mandarin. "Biography" indeed made her famous again...

You also have this condition...

I can’t figure out why I want to be in the entertainment industry.

The question is, "Xiu Chun Knife" has been filmed and will be released soon!

Did you burp at this time?

And "Xiu Chun Dao"... Shen Changlin has almost forgotten it...

The only thing that left an impression on me was the sentence, ‘He is my dearest relative, friend, brother, brother… I have to pay more’!

This...isn't this enough?

Suddenly I thought of another file and clicked on it. Sure enough, there was the complete script of "Xiu Chun Knife", but it was a text version...

…

Well, now the task before him is clear. His directorial debut "Xiu Chun Knife" will be released soon. He is a director and a popular writer-turned-director with over 10 million fans.

There will definitely be a lot of media interviews.

How can I get through it?

The existing conditions are also very clear: have a complete script and some shooting memories based on the script...

Damn it, the crew has two assistant directors and three executive directors, all of whom are experienced tools. He... just took a walkie-talkie and pretended to be the director on the set...

When there is a media interview, just use the walkie-talkie and shout, 'Stop! Stop, stop, stop, who is that? It's not enough, you know it's not enough, come on, give me a little more! Give me a little more...'

What's coming?

He knows shit!

He's just a bastard, you know?

On the contrary, we talked about the script very diligently - I went to Lianhua every night to talk about the script...

Are you going to pursue your dream of becoming a director or your hobby of collecting stamps?

Named director!

Anyway, what is being sold is his IP, and the movie is not bad at all. According to my memory of watching the movie, it seems to be the same, and it is no worse than Lu Yang's version of the original time and space...

But don’t you know how much this thing has to do with you?

Did you make that movie?

If we were asked by a reporter, we would definitely ask two questions. First: What did you want to express when you filmed "Xiu Chun Knife"?

Answer: I didn't want to express anything, it just suddenly occurred to me...

Now that you’ve passed the test, here comes the second question: What is the biggest difficulty in becoming a director for the first time?

Answer: Well, the biggest difficulty is that Lianhua doesn’t agree to be with Nazha, does that count?

You are so honest!

'Why!'

Sighing, he stood up and put on his slippers, opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of ice water, unscrewed the cap, and took a sip when his cell phone rang...

Don't ask him about the movie...

Fortunately, the caller ID showed 'Dance Academy'...

‘Dance Academy’?

Am I related to the dance academy?

Just when I thought of this, a graceful figure appeared in my mind, and it was naked...

It’s Jin Chen!

Shen Changlin couldn't help but cursed. It's not that there is anything wrong with Jin Chen...

The next second, his memory showed that he had exchanged bodily fluids with her five days ago and promised to make a movie for her!

I really...

The phone rang for a while, but Shen Changlin didn't answer it - he didn't know what to say...

…

How to do it?

Let’s go on Baidu and search for the premieres of several movies to see how these directors deal with the media!

Most people asked them to talk about creation and evaluate actors...

This is not bad. After the premiere, the media and reporters only talked about things that can be broadcast. Hello, hello, hello, everyone...

But after the movie is released, there will be a lot of publicity work. Shen Changlin himself is the kind of person who likes to show his face in front of the media. After his debut, he has been showing off in various ways. If nothing else, he has made countless enemies in the film and television industry alone.

He has criticized all the great directors, not to mention those from Hong Kong and Taiwan!

In the whole heaven and on earth, I am the only one who dominates...

He had written about this kind of person in the original time and space, but he never thought that he would become such a person!

Damn it, no wonder he has millions of fans!

Just this arrogance...

Anyway, Shen Changlin now can't even imagine how annoying he was before...

so annoying!

A lot of mess to clean up...

Just as he was thinking about it, there was a sound in the hall. He quickly got up and a girl came in. She looked familiar...

I went and it turned out to be Liu Shishi...

Moreover, she skillfully changed her slippers and greeted him with a smile: "I'm back!"

"...Oh, I'm back..."

Shen Changlin raised his hand and responded awkwardly...

Then suddenly stood up...

Then sat down again!

Damn, it suddenly occurred to me that this is my girlfriend...

The horse-riding guy has a girlfriend, and he fucks her like crazy!

This inherited a girlfriend?
Chapter completed!