Chapter 306 Wild Tour (4)
Chapter 306: Wild Outing (4)
Naruto and Le Lang, who were washing things, looked strange when they heard Shaoqing and the others' questions.
Le Lang pretended to cough twice and said awkwardly: "This... you girls better not know."
"If there's anything you don't know, please tell me." Yu'er said after hearing this.
"This..." Le Lang glanced at Naruto, but Naruto was pretending to be brushing something. He had no choice but to tell the story about the words carved on the mountain wall.
In the past, Le Lang, Naruto, Shen Min, Lao Qi, Lao Liu and the others would often get together and play around, either climbing up trees to dig out bird's nests or fishing for fish from the water, and sometimes even digging in other people's fields.
Sweet Potato, they were all very naughty at that time. At that time, Shen Min was not as quiet and lively as he is now.
Once, Shen Min saw a few bees flying among a clump of wild flowers in the valley. He felt unhappy, so he took out his vagina and peed on it. Who knew there was a bumblebee behind those bees?
Shen Min got into trouble with a hornet and was stung by it on his vagina. Shen Min's vagina swelled up on the spot, and the top part of the swelling was as thick as a cucumber.
Shen Min screamed in pain when he was stung by a hornet. When Le Lang and the others saw it, they all thought of ways to do it. Some said drinking the boy's urine, some applying herbal medicine, and some saying soaking in cold water. After all the methods were tried,
, there was still no way to reduce the swelling. Everyone hurriedly
He took Shenmin back to his grandfather for treatment. I remember that his grandfather stared at his swollen cucumber-sized vagina with a weird look on his face, which made Shenmin feel ashamed. This is where he started to like medicine, otherwise
He didn't even look at it before.
Since then, Shen Min has also developed a problem, that is, he does not dare to urinate in the wild, and has to run to a safe place every time to urinate.
Shaoqing and the others couldn't help but laugh after hearing what Le Lang said. Even Naruto was secretly laughing over there. This thing was really embarrassing, so later Shen Min took a knife and carved it there.
Saying "xx you are xx, oo you are oo." is unforgettable.
Shaoqing and the others laughed for a moment, then suddenly realized that their laughter was wrong. They couldn't help but glared at Naruto and said, "You men are so dirty."
Le Lang couldn't help but smile bitterly after hearing this. This filthiness was also the filthiness of the people. What did it have to do with him?
After washing the things, today's picnic was over. I tidied up and walked back.
Along the way, Shaoqing and Yu'er also picked a lot of wild vegetables to eat. Although Shaoqing was a good girl, she knew these wild vegetables even though she grew up in the countryside. Not to mention Yu'er, who had been adopted by her nun master since she was a child.
These wild vegetables and the like are even more clear.
In the winery, Wu Qida, who had been busy all morning, walked out of the office building to get some fresh air. When he saw a little girl playing at the door, he walked over.
The little girl is Yaya. She didn’t go to school today, so her mother A Liu brought her over. After all, a child is not at ease at home. A Liu has two days off a week, but children have two days off a week, so everyone
On Saturdays, she would bring Yaya over here and put it at the door for Zhao Zhong or Li Xiong to watch. Yaya was also sensible, never crying or making trouble, just playing quietly by herself. Now she
Just playing jumping circles under the Phoenix tree.
Wu Qida came to Yaya, squatted down, and asked Yaya: "Little sister, what are you doing!"
"Yaya is waiting for her mother to get off work." After entering kindergarten, Yaya became much more cheerful. Before, she rarely talked to strangers.
"What about your mother?"
"Mom is at work."
Lao Zhong, who was on duty, came over and shouted to Wu Qida: "Manager Wu."
"Uncle Zhao, you should call me Xiao Wu. It feels weird to call me manager." When Wu Qida heard him calling him that, he quickly said that he didn't dare to call me Lao Zhong like Le Lang did. After all, he was an outsider, and Lao Zhong
It's the elders again. In this country, you can't act like a factory in the city. You have to be polite to others, otherwise you will be scolded.
Lao Zhong didn't say anything after hearing this. He just said to Wu Qida: "This is Yaya, A Liu's daughter. I brought her here today because the child is on holiday. Otherwise, she would not worry about having a child at home."
Just as he was talking, A Liu came out after cleaning. She can go home as long as she finishes cleaning every day, and her time is more flexible. This is also a preferential treatment for Lelang when she sees that she has to take care of a child and has to do things. A Liu saw
Lao Zhong and Wu Qida greeted each other and called out: "Uncle, Manager Wu."
"It's time to get off work," Lao Zhong nodded and asked.
"Well, I'll go first." A Liu responded, nodded along with Wu Qida, took Yaya and left.
"Be careful."
"knew."
A Liu hurriedly took Yaya away on an electric scooter. Lao Zhong looked at her back, sighed, and said to himself: "It's not easy for a woman to take care of a whole family!"
Wu Qida looked at A Liu's passing back and did not look back for a long time. He had seen her on the first day he came here. At that time, she was standing under the Phoenix tree sweeping the fallen flowers. Her floating figure among the fiery red flowers made him feel
As if in a dream, at that moment, he found that he actually fell in love with her. It was very incredible. He, a man who had controlled the fate of countless people and had countless women throw themselves into his arms, could actually fall in love with a little widow.
"What about her family?" Wu Qida asked Lao Zhong.
"My husband died, and he was the only seedling in his house. When my father-in-law heard the news of her husband's death, he vomited blood on the spot and left before the New Year. There was only one mother-in-law who was also a little unconscious and crazy because of the shock.
She is the only woman who manages the family life, it's so hard! If Alang hadn't opened a factory and called her here, she wouldn't have had to endure her hard life for how long." Lao Zhong said with emotion.
"Isn't she still very young? Why doesn't she remarry?" Wu Qida asked doubtfully.
Rural people marry young, Yaya is four years old, and Aliu is only about 25 years old. Some 25-year-olds have not finished college, and some are still sucking milk from their parents, while Aliu is already the mother of a girl.
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"She also wanted to remarry, but she couldn't leave her mother-in-law and daughter behind, so she told people that whoever marries her must help support her mother-in-law and daughter. This silly woman, tell me, who would want two oil bottles nowadays?
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After listening to Lao Zhong's words, Wu Qida couldn't help but shook his head. He didn't expect that there was such an innocent woman in this mountain village.
Sometimes if you are too innocent or innocent, you will be regarded as a fool. Unfortunately, there are not many such fools nowadays.
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The fruit trees in Yu Ruyi's space are covered with numerous fruits, including mulberries, loquats, lotus mist, black plums and so on. The fruits are covered with a layer of crystal water drops, which looks very delicious. This year's
Lelang doesn't plan to pick all the fruits, but leaves some of each kind. When all the fruits are harvested in autumn and winter, he gathers enough fruits to start making fruit wine.
Le Lang picked a loquat from the tree. The golden loquat was as crystal clear as yellow agate. He took a light bite and the juice dripped into his mouth, refreshing his heart and lungs, making the restlessness in his heart disappear. But today
He didn't come here to eat fruit, but to verify something.
Since the picnic that day, he has been thinking about one thing, which is what blocked the Golden Armor's attack. This made him very puzzled. He has been thinking about it for the past few days, and finally got some results, and planned to come in and test it.
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The pot-bellied pig (monitor lizard) and monkey followed him closely. The two deer in the space had been secretly placed among the deer outside, and no one has noticed it yet.
Le Lang touched the pot-bellied pig's head and said to it: "Come on, slap me with your tail."
This is Le Lang's method, which is to let the pot-bellied pig whip him and see if it rebounds. Even if there is no reaction, it won't hurt if he is whipped, so it doesn't matter.
I don't know if the pot-bellied pig didn't understand what Le Lang said or if he didn't understand Le Lang's self-abuse method. The pot-bellied pig just stared at him with its enchanting blue eyes.
When Le Lang saw that the pot-bellied pig didn't move at all, he grabbed its tail and swung it at him, demonstrating to it: "Use the tail to whip."
At this time, the pot-bellied pig seemed to understand, and its tail quickly whipped towards Le Lang. Just as it was about to approach Le Lang, the pot-bellied pig's tail was blocked, and Le Lang discovered that it was a transparent light mask.
, it seems to be tightly covering itself, and it will automatically protect itself as long as someone attacks it.
Lelang was overjoyed when he saw it. Isn't this equivalent to wearing a bulletproof vest, practicing a golden bell, and an iron cloth shirt? He didn't know if he could jump from a high altitude and not die. Even if the missiles came, it would be fine. He thought about it
I thought, I felt like I was being ridiculous. This layer of light mask should be the function of Yu Ruyi. It didn’t exist before, but it only appeared recently. Maybe it might not even be able to block bullets, let alone missiles, not to mention that I had no chance at all.
Close contact with missiles.
When Le Lang first got this ability, he was thinking wildly, and he took out a dagger and scratched his hand. A scar suddenly appeared on his hand, and blood flowed out. He couldn't help but jump to his feet and cursed: "You idiot"
Chapter completed!